theBOX!

Language: Indonesia
Author: MATTGASM
Hahaha…

Hahaha….

Ini fict Naruto pertama sayah… gak tau, mendadak nyamber aja kayak petir disiang bolong setelah nonton acara The-BOX di O channel… hehehehe….SasoDei adalah pair yang imutt…. Kya, senangnya….

© Naruto is belongs to Masashi Kishimoto!

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Dan ku t’lah jatuh cinta, kuwanita dan engkau lelaki, perasaan kuberkata, ‘I’m falling in love….’

Sang cinta mendekatlah, malam menyanggupi jadi saksi…

Harti kecilku berkata, ‘I’m falling in love….’

i’m falling in love….

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theBOX!

Deidara baru kali ini tau rasanya cinta…

lebih tepatnya, Jatuh cinta untuk pertama kalinya….

Lebih speksifiknya, Mabok Cinta.

Dei ciiiiinntaaaa buanget ama sasori, Partnernya sendiri,

Saat pertama kali dia melihat partner barunya itu, jantungnya langsung berdetak kencang, kepala rasanya mau pecah, sakit perut pengen boker, dan lebih parahnya, ada lagu Terpesona berniang dikepalanya setiap kali dia menatap/ ngelirik Sasori.

Namun Sasori, selaku orang yang bersangkutan, tidak menyadarinya… dia biasa2 aja menghadapi Deidara yang sudah ter-cap sebagai anak hiperaktif-yang-gila-seni.

Sasori juga males ngeladenin Deidara…

Dan juga, karena Deidara yang udah KO duluan ngeliat Sasori jadinya hubungan mereka ya gitu2 aja…jadi monoton….

Paling banter tuh mereka ngomong cuman begini….

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Deidara: Sasori-danna, un!

Sasori: ya, ada apa dei?

Deidara: uhh…. Haa… (udahkeringet dingin, dan muka merah)

Sasori: ………. (mulai gak sabaran)

Deidara: kamu tau ga kalo kecoak ntu masih bisa idup selama seminggu walaupun kepalanya copot, un?!

Sasori:………..

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(Percakapan lainnya…)

Sasori: deidara…

Deidara: HAH!? Iya ada apa sasori-danna, un! (udah girang duluan)

Sasori: Kamu belom transfer duit kost yah ke Kakuzu..? orangnya marah-marah ampe nyembur-nyemburin kolam ikannya pein-sama tuh, cepetan bayar…entar didepak keluar loh ama dia…

Deidara: (cengok sebentar) baiklah…sasori-danna, un….

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Ya begitulah….suatu malam, Deidara yang udah gak bisa nahan napsunya akan sasori meminta tolong kepada tuhan….

“ya tuhan, tolong berikan aku kekuatan agar aku bisa menyatakan cinta kepada Sasori-danna, un!” kata Deidara dengan tatapan memelas abis.

Tiba-tiba….

‘saya tahu masalah anda nak….’ Suara jeleek banget kedengeran, tapi gak ada orang yang ngomong.

“SYAPA LO!?”deidara udah jadi panik sendiri, dia udah nyiapin semprotan merica kalo ada apa2.

‘saya orang baek nak, saya yang akan membantu kamu untuk mendapatkan cinta kamu…’ kata suara jelek itu.

tiba2 Deidara merasa jalannya telah terbuka, cahaya menerawang dari Langit menyinari jalannya, dimana didepannya ada Sasori yang memakai pakaian Maid XD

(Kasih jeda sebentar, Deidara mimisan se-ember bayangin sasori pake pakaian maid yang seksi…huah… XD)

“emm….Mbah, trus gimana caranya aku nembak sasori-danna? Deketin dia aja aku dah keder! Gak bisa, un!” tiba2 Deidara kehilangan semangatnya…. Jalannya tertutup…..

‘naak, itulah gunanya saya ada disini….udah mendingan kamu ambil hape kamu…’

Deidara yang bingung mah manggut2 aja….dia langsung ngambil hape N80 nya yang hampir kemakan ama Zetsu.

‘oke sekarang kamu…. KETIK REG (SPASI) SAHARA, KIRIM KE 9425, MAKA KAMU DAPAT BERKONSULTASI TENTANG MASALAH PERCINTAAN KAMU DENGAN MADAM SAHARA!!’

GUBRAAAKKZZZZ!!

Deidara langsung bergubrak ria…

“APA2AN NEH!?” Teriak Deidara kesel.

‘Saya seriuss!! Udah kirim ajaaaa!!’

“dasar GaJe….un.” Deidara hanya bergungam kesel sambil meng-esemes Hotline Madam Sahara itu, jah…pulsa sebanyak 2000 ra’ib dah…

‘terima kasih kamu sudah memakai jasa MADAM SAHARA, Sms

Konfirmasi akan terkirim sebentar lagi’

“Sialan, ini titisan dari tuhan ato promosi sih….bingung daku…un…” kata deidara mumet sambil garuk2 kepala.

Akhirnya dia menunggu untuk sms konfirmasi…1 jam….2 jam….

3 jam…4 jam…. 2 minggu….5 bulan….9 tahun…. (YA ENGGAKLAAAHH…..)

akhirnya sms konfirmasi yang ditunggu2 datang juga….. deidara langsung membuka inbox sms-nya….dan membaca sms yang baru masuk tsb, isinya: selamat anda telah bergabung menjadi pengguna jasa MADAM SAHARA, sekarang silahkan anda menengok kesamping anda.

“huh?” Deidara lalu menengok kesampingnya. Gak ada siapa2 tuh….

Tak lama kemudian….

PPOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!

Asep muncul, entah dari mana asalnya (oh mungkin asep dari dapur kali ya, kan Tobi lagi masak ikan Gurame bakar) bikin Deidara jadi gak bisa liat apa2… udah gitu bau asepnya gak enak banget lagi…

“uhuk!! Hoeeekkk!! Aku buttaaaa!! Akuuu butaaa!!” tereaknya histeris.

Lalu kepulan asep2 bisa hilang berkat kipas angin, lalu munculah sosok yang tak asing lagi dihadapan Deidara…

“ITACHI??”

“Halow saaaay!!”

yuoop….Uchiha Itachi, berdiri dihadapan Deidara dengan memakai kaen sutra India warna ijo sambil megang bola kristal, hasil nyolong dari toko perhiasan diruko sebelah. Dan muka itachi full of make-up dan teuman2nya…dari jauh dia kelihatan kayak sussana.

(jadi sulit membedakan itachi dengan nyi blorong… XD)

“GYAAAA!! JANGAN GARONGIN SAYAH, AMPUN MBAH!! AMPUN!! SAYAH MASIH PERAWAAAAN, UN!!”

Deidara langsung berteriak Histeris ketika melihat sosok Itachi yang…. AJAIB/ ABNORMAL itu, ato Jangan-jangan dia salah liat itachi ama genderuwo lagi….

“HEH! Berisik tau!! Teriakan kamu tuh bisa membuat orang pada congek’an!!” sahut itachi sambil menabok kepala deidara.

“l….lo ngapain disni ita!? Apa lo madam sahara, un!?” teriak Deidara, mukanya pucet abis ngeliat muka itachi yang penuh make-up itu.

“iya jeung, ini pekerjaan sampingan gue selain di akatsuki!! Abisnya pein-sama enggak meng-gaji kita semua, ya trus gue mo makan apaan dong?? Makanya…gue kerja di hotline madam sahara…huhuhu…tugas gue ntu membantu orang-orang yang lagi seret permasalahan cintah…gitu loch…”

kata Itachi sambil bergaya-gaya ala Mulan Jameelah dalam video klip Makhluk Tuhan Yang Paling Sexy dicampur ama sussana dalam sundel bolong XP

Deidara langsung muntah darah seember pas ngeliat itachi bergaya-gaya aduhai bak rumput bergoyang (halah)

“udah…khan dikau sudah me-register jasa Madam Sahara punya sayah, sekarang cepat ceritakan permasalahan cinta dikau….” Suruh Itachi yang akhirnya tobat juga untuk bergaya-gaya XD

“uh….tapi awas lo ya kalo ampe ngetawain gue….un…” Deidara merasa ragu-ragu untuk memberitahukan itachi soal permasalahan cintanya ama sasori…XD

“jah. Iya-iya gak bakal sayah ketawain…ya…liat dulu sih.” Kata Itachi. Keliatan dari mukanya kalo Itachi ini tak dapat dipercaya. XD

“gue….gue jatuh cinta ama sasori…un.” Bisik Deidara.

“AAPAAAAA?!” Itachi langsung berteriak High-Pitch, bikin Deidara jadi budek permanen. (LEBAY MODE ITACHI: ON!)

“yak ampyuunn!! Anak hiperaktip suka ama anak kurang kasih sayank!! Yak ampyun!! Berita ini harus disampaikan kepada Feni Rose…pasti dia senang banget nih dengernya!! xD” Itachi malah ngerumpi sendiri. Kini Deidara menyadari kalau memberitahukan Itachi kenyataan itu sungguh perbuatan yang salah.

“WOI! TUGAS LO KAN BANTUIN PERMASALAHAN CINTA GUE, JANGAN JADI LEBAY SENDIRI DONG, UN!” Deidara yang udah gak tahan ama ke-LEBAY-an temennya ini langsung tereak pake Toa Masjid langsung ke kuping Itachi.

“iya say! Eike bantuin kok!! Gak usah teriak-teriak dong! Eike entar jadi budek!!” Itachi langsung nampol kepala Deidara setelah dia mencoba untuk membuatnya jadi budek.

“trus…gwa harus ngapain, un!?” Tanya Deidara yang mulai gak sabaran.

“hhmmm…dilihat dari situasi….hn. kita semua kan tau ya Sasori itu jarang ngomong, cuek bebek, gak perduli ama lingkungan sekitar…sedangkan elo, elo itu anak hiperaktif, gila seni, gila ledakan, epilepsi…” Kata Itachi.

Deidara bener-bener pengen nabok Itachi deh…trus buang mayatnya kedalam empang….

“eh…gimana kalo pake cara baru, jeung??” celetuk Itachi.

“ha? Cara apaan, un??” Tanya Deidara.

“hehehehekehkek…khan kita tau yaaa…sasori ama yang laen senang nonton O Channel….” Kata Itachi dengan tawa mengerikan, mak lampir aja kalah ama dia!

“iya, mang kenapa, un??” Deidara sumpah bingung akan maksud itachi.

“hihihi….yok kita ke senayan city!!” Itachi mendadak langsung narik tangan deidara, trus mereka lari ngibrit ke senayan city (??)

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( 11 hari kemudian )

“wei!! Kite hari ini nonton paan yak??” sahut Hidan Yang megang remot tipi.

“nonton Mamamia aja senpai!!” sahut Tobi.

“nonton idola cilik!!” Sahut pein (GYA! Dasar pedopil!)

“kita nonton who wants to be a millionaire aja!!’ sahut Kakuzu

“kita nonton sinetron Upik Abu ama Laura ajaaa!!” sahut Konan.

“ah Jangan!! Kita nonton animal planet aja!! Ada sodara-sodara guwa nongol!! Itu tuh dalem liputan special hiu langka karena global warming!!” sahut Kisame.

“udah, kita nonton O channel aja…ada si kemal tuh…acara the box…” kata sasori anteng.

“JAH! Pada beda-beda maunya…yaw dah di undi aja! Cang-kacang-panjang-yang-kena-JADI!” Hidan malah maen cang-kacang-panjang. Akhirnya yang kena adalah sasori.

“nah. Gitu kek!” kata sasori dengan tampang kemenangan.

“hu…padahal kan sinetron upik abu ama laura lebih bagus.. tayang perdana nih!!” keluh konan.

“jah!! Nasip sodara-sodara guwa gimaneee??” tereak kisame

“ah parah lo pada!! Kan sekarang rapot idola cilik!!” teriak pein.

Yang laen pada rusuh-rusuh karena mereka harus nonton channel pilihan sasori….maka ditontonlah The Box-O channel…

“ya! Kembali lagi dengan saya, kemal di acara The-BOX! There is no secret inside the box! Seperti biasanya, the box berlokasi di Senayan city. Disini lo pada bisa curhat, menunjukan kemapuan terpendam, bakat menyanyi, dan bahkan menyatakan cinta! Seperti pada episode kita hari ini!” sang presenter the-BOX, si Kemal langsung ngebacot ria.

“idih, ada aja ya orang nyatain cintanya lewat tipi??” celetuk Kisame

“tauk, mentang-mentang udah banyak banget reality show yang bertema nyatakan cinta….kayak lemon tea…Termehek-mehek, kontak jodoh….hia” tambah Konan.

Lalu acara dimulai…episode pertama adalah mengenai pernyataan cinta yang dilakukan didalam The-BOX….tiba-tiba nongol wujudnya deidara didalem the-BOX

“HEH!?”

“LHA!? ITU KAN…..”

“DEIDARA!?”

serentak semuanya jadi pada kaget, gila! Apa yang sedang Deidara lakukan disono??

‘ehem….sa…sasori-no-danna, un!’

setelah Deidara mengomandangkan nama sasori, semua orang langsung pada nengok kearah sasori yang masih shock melihat Deidara didalem tipi.

‘uhh, pertama-tama, ini idenya Itachi…jadinya kalo mo bunuh……bunuh dia aja ya, un’

Pas Deidara ngomong begitu, ada Itachi yang lagi nabok pintu the-BOX dari luar pake bola kristalnya XD

‘sasori….aku cuman pengen ngomong satu hal….kalo aku… aku…AKUU…..’

‘UDAH NGOMONG AJA KEK!’

tereakan Itachi dibelakang terdengar dengan sangat jernih sekali XD

‘AKU CINTA KAMU!! SASORI-NO-DANNA, UN!’

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( Sementara, di KonohaGakure…..)

“HUAHKAHKAHK!! Eh-eh liat deh! Aneh banget ya ini orang!” teriak Kiba pas dia nonton aksi Deidara di The-BOX bareng ama temen-temennya yang lain.

“eh…kayaknya gue kenal deh ama ini orang…oh iya! Dia kan tukang bom itu tuhh…yang ngikutin Nurdin M. Top!! Sekarang dia ngapain di tipi?? Ketahuan mo ngebom padang yak??” celetuk Naruto.

“Idih….mo nyari sensasi aja tuh kali!!” tambah kiba.

“eh…itu tadi bukannya kakak lo ya yang ada diluar the-BOX??” kata Neiji kepada sasuke yang udah nongolin tampang maleeess banget ngeliat kakaknya bertingkah laku bak Waria Gak Guna di tipi….

“duh! Aniki- gua ngapain sih?? Udah deh mulai saat ini gue pura-pura gak kenal ama dia aja deh…. Trus gue operasi plastik, ngubah wajah gue yang ganteng ini menjadi semakin ganteng…kemudian memulai hidup baru ama titi kamal….” Sasuke udah mikirin rencana pelariannya dalem kepala..XD

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(kita kembali keee……AKATSUKI BASE! XD)

‘ aku tuh udah suka ama kamu sejak pertama kali kita ketemu… walaupun awal mulanya sih aku ngata-ngatain boneka kamu yang hiruko….soalnya kamu terus nyembunyiin jati diri kamu didalam sana sih…kalo aku mo ngeliat wujud kamu kan cuman pas ganti baju aja, un…’

Deidara masih ngebacot ngomong di the-BOX, mukanya sasori jadi tambah merah seiring Deidara ngomong XD Sementara yang laen pada ngetawain sasori abis-abisan…

“HAKHAKHAK….DASAR ANAK AUTIS, NGATAIN CINTA DI THE-BOX!!” tereak Hidan, yang ketawanya paling kenceng.

“AHKAHKAK!! EH REKAM, CEPETAN REKAM!!” pein langsung ngeluarin kamera pidio bwat ngerekam ‘pengakuan’-nya deidara XD

“yak ampyun!! Ternyata selama ini dugaan tobi bener, kalo senpai deidara itu suka ama senpai sasori…wah…” tobi malah ngomong sendiri XD

“huuhh….ngapain juga itachi gwa nampang disanaaa?? Entar kalo ada yang suka gimanaaaa??” sahut Kisame.

“jah…tontonan gak menarik….” Keluh Kakuzu

“deidara tuh emang gak tau malu ya..dia lupa kali kalo saluran O channel tuh keseluruh pelosok penjuru? Dasar anak autis…” kata konan.

Sementara mereka semua masih ketawa ngakak ngatain deidara, sasori udah merencanakan pembunuhan untuk……ITACHI.

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(SORE HARINYA….)

“KAPOK GWA, GWA KAPOK!!” Deidara jalan ngesot ditanah, goblok banget deh…kenapa? Itachi nyeret Deidara ke senayan city, yang Lokasinya ntu NUN JAUH DIMATO! Lebih jauh daripada Konoha cing! Butuh 10 hari 9 malem buat nyampe di senayan city doang! Dasar itachi geblek…

“lha?? Yang penting kan lo bisa menyatakan cinta lo pada sasori lewat tipi! Bukannya senang gitu lho?!” lha, si Itachi malah jadi sewot sendiri….

“MAKSUD LO APA!? GUA SHOCK BANGET TAU PAS LO MAKSA GUE BUAT NGAKU DI DALEM THE-BOX! GUE KIRA APAAN, UN!” tereak Deidara segenap jiwa….

“yaa…salah sendiri mau aja! Heheehehe….” Itachi bener-bener musang licik, dia malah balikin fakta LOL XD

Deidara langsung ngambil tanah liatnya dan dilemparin kearah Itachi, Itachi ga sempet menghindar! (ya secara gitu pakaiannya udah kaya baju India yang pake kaen sutra panjang, ribet lah kalo mo jalan kemana-mana….apalagi lari??)

JEGEEEERRR!!

“AAAAA!! MAKNYOSSS HANGATNYAAA!!”

Itachi langsung terkapar kejang-kejang ditanah, seluruh badannya gosong… yah dia asyik tepar-teparan dah di tanah (EHEM! Penulis agak ‘sensitip’ dengan kata-kata TEPAR….XD)

“MANG ENAK!? RASAIN TUH! DASAR MADAM SAHARA GAK GUNA! BALIKIN PULSA 2000 PERAK GWA, UN!” tereak Deidara penuh kemenangan. Kayaknya ga ridhoo banget pulsanya ilang XD yah kita semua juga bakal marah kali kalo pulsa kite ilang sebanyak itu cuman buat ikut-ikutan CONTENT hape!? Rawr! (curhat ni yeee)

tiba-tiba dari kejauhan….Deidara melihat seseorang, seseorang yang sungguh tak asing lagi dimatanya yang beler itu…

“HAH!? SA….SASORI-NO-DANNA, UN!?”

ya, sasori. Berdiri rada jauh dari tempat deidara berdiri. Serentak mukanya deidara jadi meraah abis. Mengingat kalo 10 hari yang lalu dia baru aja menyatakan rasa cintanya pada sasori lewat tipi…hehehehehe….

“Deidara….” Suara sasori terdengar sangat berat, kayaknya dia marah deh…

Deidara berasa mo nangis pas ngeliat reaksi sasori yang jauh berbeda dari bayangannya, cintanya telah diujung jalaaaaan…. (-penulis dihajar ama si agnes-)

Perlahan-lahan sasori berjalan kehadapan Deidara. Deidara udah takut aja si sasori bakal nyantet dia pake boneka kutukan…. Kan sasori tukang langganan buat boneka kutukan punya ai, Jigoku Shoujo… (woo!! Lebay!! Lebay!!)

Akhirnya sasori berada dihadapan deidara….perasaanya deidara campur aduk, antara seneng akhirnya bisa ketemu ama sasori setelah 10 hari terpisah benua, takut karena sasori nampak marah banget ama dia….dan sedih karena dia takut patah hati dicerca ama sasori.

“maa…maapin aku…aku…se..seharunya enggak ngikutin sarannya itachi, un!” kata Deidara yang udah merinding abis.

“….aku juga sayang ama kamu kok, dei” kata sasori.

Deidara langsung mangap, badannya jadi puanas tenan. Dia megap-megap nyari udara, tapi dia keliatan kayak ikan lele yang dikeluarin dari kolam XD

“cuman…kamu kalo mo nyatain cinta…jangan lewat tv kenapa…??” kata sasori sambil garuk-garuk kepala. Mukanya sasori merah, merah-nya mo nyaingin warna rambutnya.

“MA…MANGAB! Itu….itu idenya itachi! Suer, dia yang nyeret aku ke senayan city, un!” teriak deidara.

Kemudian sasori tersenyum.

Begitupun juga dengan deidara.

“oh iya, sebaiknya kita apain tuh orang?” sasori ama deidara hampir aja ngelupain itachi yang masih asoy kleper-kleper ditanah, udah kaya cacing kesetrum

“udah biarin aja, entar juga ada orang lain yang munggut…. Ayo sasori-no-danna, kita pulang, un” ajak Deidara.

“iya ya, oh iya….hari ini konan yang masak lho…masak pecel ayam….” Ujar sasori.

Lalu mereka berdua beranjak pulang dengan perasaan riang gembira….

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Akhirnya. Sasori ama deidara bisa sama-sama juga, bisa pacaran juga… organisasi MADAM SAHARA ditutup selamanya karena itachi, abisnya itachi gak becus menangani masalah cinta para kliennya….alhasil si Itachi sekarang terpontang-panting Nasib kerjaanya…

“ mbah, saya denger disini ada lowongan jadi asisten mbah dukun ya?? Saya mo ngelamar kerja….ini CV saya mbah, tolong diliat dulu…”

“….saya kan nyarinya jin tomang buat asisten saya, BUKANNYA BANCI TAMAN LAWANG!! KAMU NYASAR AJA, HUSH! HUSH! SONO PERGI!!”

“hueee!! Mbah!! Tolong kasih saya kerjaan dong!! Entar saya mo makan apaan?! Jadi kolor ijo, babi ngepet, ama boneka santet juga ga papa deh!! Hueeeee!”

Itachi itu emang seret duit ya.

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“sasori-kun, un!”

“ada apa Dei-chan….?”

“aku sayang sasori-no-danna, un!”

“aku juga sayang dei-chan….”

Deidara lengkeeet terus ama sasori setiap hari, udah bikin orang-orang se-geng jadi muak/iri ngeliatnya…

“boneka kok ama anak autis, dasar pasangan gila…”

( TAMAD )

Naruto - Ninja Dependence Vol. Extra

Genre: Hentai, M/F, group, double penetration. English translated, 20 pages.

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Dua Sisi Dunia

Language: Indonesia

Author: SheilaLuv

Summary: Kefanaan, sesuatu yang berdiri di sisi terdalam dari dunia seni milik Deidara. Prinsip itu harus dikonfrontasi oleh perspektif keabadian seni yang dianut oleh Sasori. Dua hal yang bertolak belakang, namun sebenarnya saling mengisi dalam lingkaran waktu yang tidak terputus. Tapi, ketika mereka menyadarinya, semua sudah terlambat…

Pairing: Sasori/Deidara. Dua jiwa seniman yang bersinar dalam spektrum warna mereka masing-masing.

Disclaimer: Naruto is a property of Masashi Kishimoto. Saya cuma meminjam karakter-karakter kreasinya dan menggerakkan mereka dengan seutas benang yang tak tampak.

Dan yang terpenting, Sasori dan Deidara tetap saling memiliki, bahkan dalam kematian –dodges rotten tomatoes-. This fiction is dedicated for my dear senpai, GoodBoyTobi (Rin-chan) for introducing me to this wonderful pair! Rin-chan, semoga fic ini bisa menghibur kamu yang sedang berjuang buat ujian masuk universitas, ya! Untuk semua pembaca fic ini, jangan ragu memberi komentar, kritik dan saran lewat review ya. Saya terima dengan senang hati. XD

Enjoy!

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“Segala sesuatu terus mengalir.”

-Heraclitus- (Filosof Alam, 540-480 SM dari Ephesus, Asia Kecil)

Dikutip dari Sophie’s World, halaman 50, oleh Jostein Gaarder

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Chapter 1

Pertautan Filosofi

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Kefanaan terus membayangi esensi terdalam jiwa

Tertuang di setiap curahan makna kata-kata

Mengisi setiap celah hidup dengan nyala sinarnya

Keabadian tak pernah datang mengecup pelupuk mata

Hanya menguap pergi tanpa merengkuh diriku ke dalamnya

Terus diam tanpa suara, terus jauh mengembara…

-Deidara no Shi- (Syair Deidara)

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Menurut orang-orang yang berada di zaman sebelum dirinya terlahir, dunia itu diatur oleh sebuah tangan yang tidak terlihat bernama takdir. Manusia hanya bisa pasrah ketika benang-benang tidak terlihat menggerakkan sekujur tubuh mereka bersama waktu yang terus berputar, sehingga tidak ada seorang pun yang bisa berkelit, satu mili pun—dari apa yang sudah digariskan oleh tangan Tuhan di dunia.

Karena itu, tidak ada yang namanya kebetulan. Kehidupan, kematian, perjumpaan sampai perpisahan, masing-masing mempunyai maknanya sendiri yang tidak semua bisa terungkap secara gamblang. Apalah arti semua usaha untuk meramal dan memprediksi kehidupan yang tidak pernah berjalan mundur? Hanya melangkahi kemuliaan Tuhan yang sudah menyusun keping-keping mozaik bagi langkah kaki makhluk-Nya.

Dalam rantai kehidupan, bahkan persamaan dan perbedaan pun terikat sempurna. Keduanya saling mengisi, berseberangan namun sama-sama menawarkan kemungkinan yang tidak terbatas. Tidak hanya persamaan yang mengikat dua jiwa yang terpisah, perbedaan pun terbukti dapat menghipnotis setiap elemen dunia—karena tidak ada sesuatu yang sempurna tanpa dilengkapi oleh komplemennya. Itulah hukum alam—mereka menyebutnya.

Mungkin, tanpa disadari, hal itu berlaku juga untuk Sasori dan Deidara.

“Sasori no Danna! Ayo, istirahat sebentar, un!” pinta Deidara, melepas topi jeraminya dan menempatkan dirinya untuk berteduh di bawah bayang-bayang pepohonan yang tumbuh rimbun di tepi sungai. Senja sudah mulai memancarkan bias keemasannya. Ledakan warna-warni pelangi yang menggantung indah di garis horizon langit menyala terang, berpadu aroma rumput basah yang melegakan sehabis hujan gerimis.

Sasori menghela nafas. Melihat Deidara yang sudah berbaring nyaman berbantalkan rumput. Helaian rambut pirang panjangnya menyentuh permukaan kehijauan itu dengan satu desisan lembut. Napasnya naik turun perlahan, namun damai.

“Ada apa? Kau sudah merasa lelah lagi?” tanya Sasori, sedikit menggerutu. Meskipun begitu, dia ikut duduk di sebelah partnernya, bersandarkan pada batang pohon yang kokoh ditempa usia dan cuaca.

“Tidak, hanya karena ingin saja, un,” jawab Deidara sekenanya, matanya menutup. Dedaunan yang mulai menguning mewarnai ketenangan sore itu, selayaknya suasana musim gugur.

“Kita sudah harus kembali ke markas Akatsuki dua hari lagi, Deidara,” ucap Sasori. Kedua bola mata merah terangnya menatap langit, membiaskan kerlap-kerlip sinar aneka warna.

“Bisa diusahakan, un. Untuk sekarang, kita di sini saja, un. Pemandangan seperti ini jarang bisa kunikmati, un. Melihat segala sesuatu begitu cepat datang dan pergi selalu membuatku terinspirasi untuk menciptakan seni dalam bentuk yang baru, un,” kata Deidara, membuka mata. Bola mata kebiruannya bertemu mata Sasori yang sedang menatapnya.

“Kau tidak berubah,” balas Sasori, menyerap kata-kata juniornya. “Apa yang luar biasa dari pemandangan musim gugur seperti ini? Semuanya selalu kembali, terus berulang dalam siklus kehidupan. Di tahun-tahun yang berikutnya, musim gugur akan datang, disusul dinginnya musim salju, kemudian musim semi merekah dan musim panas terpancar kembali seiring matahari yang merajai langit.”

Deidara tertawa kecil. Kedua matanya bersinar penuh kemenangan. Dia beringsut bangkit dari posisinya dan duduk mengikuti Sasori.

“Nah, itu dia, Sasori no Danna. Pernahkah Danna berpikir tentang singkatnya hidup, un?” Satu tangannya mengacung ke langit. “Memang benar, siklus musim demi musim terus berulang, un. Namun, bukan berarti kita akan selalu ada untuk menyaksikannya, un? Hidup itu singkat dan tidak terduga, persis pancaran warna-warni indah yang meluap dari ledakan yang kuciptakan, un. Bisa saja, besok atau lusa, kita akan kembali ke esensi alam, bergabung dengan semua hal yang telah lebih dulu musnah, un. Tidak ada keabadian, hanya sesuatu yang selalu mengalir, un.”

“Lagi-lagi kau dan filosofi senimu,” Sasori berkata tidak sabar,”Bagiku, seni tetap sesuatu yang bisa meninggalkan jejaknya, keindahan abadi yang tidak habis digerus waktu. Hidup bukan sesuatu yang bisa kita prediksi, memang benar. Tapi, keindahan yang abadi pasti akan selalu kekal. Sebagaimana ada unsur yang memulai segala sesuatu, pasti manusia menemukan jejak-jejak unsur penciptaan yang paling awal dalam setiap elemen dunia pada setiap makhluk yang tercipta. Memang tidak selalu sama, tapi kita bisa melihat berkas-berkasnya. Itulah keabadian, selalu hadir dalam bermacam cara, walau tidak selalu eksis di dimensi ruang waktu yang sama.”

“Aku tahu, Sasori no Danna. Danna selalu berkata begitu padaku, tapi aku tidak pernah benar-benar mengerti, un,” Deidara tenggelam dalam pikirannya. “Mengingat hal ini begitu dihormati oleh Sasori no Danna, setidaknya aku ingin mengerti, walau sedikit saja, un.”

Sasori menoleh. Ekspresinya yang semula datar kini lebih tergurat jelas. “Kau ingin tahu? Padahal biasanya kau selalu menolak keras prinsipku itu.”

Deidara mengangguk. “Tidak apa, un. Seni dapat menyatukan perbedaan, un.”

Bibir Sasori tanpa dicegah mengguratkan senyum tipis. Pandangan matanya mengunci tatapan Deidara sehingga shinobi berambut pirang panjang itu tidak bisa menduga apa yang akan dilakukannya. “Sebenarnya, semuanya sederhana saja. Untuk merasakan dan meresapi arti keabadian, kau hanya perlu memahami setiap hal tidak hanya lewat indra, tapi juga lewat hati. Kemudian tanpa kau sadari, hatimu akan berbicara jauh lebih terang dari yang pernah kau rasakan. Menyuguhkan jawaban yang paling hakiki di balik semua kepalsuan.”

“Sasori no Danna pasti punya alasan dibalik semua perkataan ini, un. Boleh aku tahu hal apa yang mendasari hal itu, un?” tanya Deidara.

Sasori terdiam beberapa saat. Saat Deidara mengira dia tidak akan mencoba menjawab, kata-katanya perlahan meluncur. “Kenangan di masa lalu… ambisi di masa sekarang… dan ekspetasi untuk masa depan.”

“Aku akan mencoba, un,” putus Deidara. “Tapi, untuk itu aku perlu memulai segalanya dengan satu hal mendasar, un,” Deidara termangu, berpikir-pikir. Mencari satu hal yang bisa membantunya memahami keabadian, menuntunnya menuju satu kesimpulan: apakah keabadian benar-benar hadir dengan nyata di dunia, atau hanya ilusi yang diciptakan manusia semata.

Sasori mendengarkan sambil menikmati belaian lembut angin yang menyusuri setiap lekuk dan pori wajahnya. “Mula-mula, renungkan saja… hal-hal yang paling signifikan di dalam hidupmu. Cobalah untuk mencari tahu setiap elemen yang mendasari eksistensinya di dalam hidup. Kalau waktu bisa membuktikan keberadaanya yang terus melekat, tidak pernah pudar; maka kau sudah menemukan satu dari banyak bentuk keabadian di dunia.”

Kata-kata Sasori telah membius Deidara. Sejenak jarum detik waktu seolah berhenti berputar, menahan lajunya. Merelakan serpih-serpih perasaan yang tertimbun di lubuk hati mengambang ke permukaan. Detik berikutnya yang dia tahu, hanya kebenaran yang mengambil alih, mendobrak segala bentuk pengekangan diri yang dirantai kesombongan dan ketidakpedulian.

Tahu-tahu saja, kejujuran telah meneteskan kesejukannya di tengah semburat mentari sore yang hangat. “Kalau begitu, aku akan memulainya dari dua hal: seni yang kucintai,”dia berkata penuh kepastian,”dan… Sasori no Danna.”

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Author’s note: Yay! Selesai juga part pertama dari fic ini. Suatu self-challenge yang terbit dari permintaan GoodBoyTobi, senpai di yang sangat menggilai pasangan seniman kita di fandom Naruto, Sasori dan Deidara. Walaupun awalnya saya nggak begitu klik dengan pair ini, tapi akhirnya ikut larut dalam relationship unik mereka yang nggak bisa didapatkan lagi setelah kematian keduanya di manga. Yah, saya akui kalau saya kecewa dengan tewasnya mereka berdua yang begitu cepat. Syair di atas saya tulis khusus untuk mendalami karakter Deidara.

Filosof alam Heraclitus yang kata-katanya saya jabarkan di pembukaan fic ini mengacu pada salah satu dari para filosof Yunani kuno yang mula-mula mencoba berfilsafat tentang keberadaan alam. Mereka mulai menyelidiki bahan dasar dan perubahan-perubahan yang terjadi di semesta dengan cara menaruh perhatian pada alam dan proses-prosesnya. Itulah sebabnya mereka disebut filosof alam. Mereka mencari hukum-hukum alam yang bekerja di dunia, tanpa harus bersandar pada mitos-mitos yang tidak berdasar, seperti yang dipegang teguh oleh orang-orang Yunani pada umumnya di masa itu.

Hal ini bisa Anda nikmati dengan jelas bila membaca novel filsafat berjudul Sophie’s World karangan Jostein Gaarder, yang saat ini saya gunakan sebagai refrensi untuk penulisan filosofi bagi Sasori dan Deidara di fic ini. Semoga penjelasan ini bisa membantu pembaca semua, ya.

Fic ini masih akan berlanjut di part kedua, yang akan saya tulis dari perspektif Sasori, baik tentang keabadian maupun seni. Rencanya sih bakal di-update secepat mungkin, jadi dukungan Anda semua sangat diharapkan. Kalau ada ada yang mengganjal, baik pertanyaan maupun kebingungan, kritik maupun saran, silahkan tulis di review. Saya dengan senang hati menjawab, ok?

Ja ne!

Romeo and Juliet Akatsuki Ver

Language: Indonesia
Humor story

Author: Eu9eNi3

Disclaimer : Semuanya adalah milik Masashi Kishimoto, bukan saiia.

!!!Warning!!!

Membaca nie dapat mengakibatkan gangguan jiwa. Tidak disarankan untuk orang tua dan ibu hamil. Tidak disarankan pula bagi anak-anak karena mengandung unsur YAOI.

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Pada jaman dahulu kala di Roma, terdapat dua keluarga yang selalu berseteru, yaitu keluarga Capulet dan Montague. Tapi, anak laki-laki keluarga Montague, Sasori Montague, amat menyukai anak perempuan dari keluarga Capulet yang bernama Deidara. Deidara pun menyukai Sasori, namun situasi tidak memungkinkan mereka untuk bersatu.

Deidara pun memutuskan untuk membujuk orang tuanya..

“Mamih...” Panggil Deidara manja.

“Apa, sayang?” Jawab ibuya, Hidan, yang sedang asyik membersihkan sabitnya.

“Deidara mau kawin..”

“YANG BENER???” Wajah Hidan berubah senang, “Papihhh!! Papihhh!! Deidara bilang pengen kawin!!!”

Kakuzu yang sedang menghitung uang pun langsung keluar kamar. “Sayang, yang bener?? Sama siapa???”

“Emmmm...”

Kakuzu dan Hidan menatap Deidara penuh harap.

“Itu loh... Sasori Montague...”

“APAAAA???!!!”

Hidan dan Kakuzu berteriak berbarengan, menyebabkan seluruh rumah jadi bergetar dan Deidara jatuh dari kursinya.

“Mama nggak ngijinin kamu kawin sama anak jelek itu!!! DEWA JASHIN TIDAK AKAN MAU MEMBERKATI ANAK DARI DARAH MONTAGUE ITU!!!” Sahut Hidan marah-marah, sambil mengacungkan sabitnya.

“PAPIH JUGA NGGAK SETUJU!!! KAMU KAN TAU, KALAU KELUARGA MONTAGUE ITU KERE SETENGAH MAMPUS!!! KAMU MAU JADI MISKIN?? SEKARANG AJA KITA UDAH MISKIN??!!!” Kakuzu ikut-ikutan marah.

“Tapi.. pih, mih.. Deidara benar-benar mencintai Sasori..” Deidara mulai terisak.

“Kalau begitu, mamih akan bunuh tuh anak Montague!!! Biar dia mati dengan sadisnya!! Bwahahahahaha!!!” Hidan hendak keluar rumah sambil membawa sabitnya, tapi Deidara berusaha setengah mati agar mamanya itu berhenti.

“Pokoknya kamu tidak boleh kawin sama anak jelek itu!! Pelayan, kunci dia!!!” Kakuzu memerintahkan beberapa pelayan untuk menyeret Deidara ke kamarnya. Pelayan-pelayan itu terpaksa memborgol Deidara dan menguncinya di kamarnya.

“Hiks... hiks... Papihhhh.. Deidara cintaa sama diaaa...” Deidara terus-terusan meratap di dalam kamarnya.

Sementara itu, di kediaman Montague..

“Mih..” Sasori memanggil ibunya.

“Kenapa, sayang?? Mamih lagi sibuk bantuin papih nihh..” Terlihat Itachi Uchiha sedang sibuk mempersiapkan makan malam. Kebetulan, hari ini Kisame dapat hasil pancingan berupa ikan hiu besar.

“Sasori pengen kawin..”

“Ahhh, cicilan rumah aja belum lunas, loe mau kawin???!!” Bentak Kisame kesal. Maklum, ikan hiu yang akan Ia masak besar sekali, jadi Ia kerepotan dan mengomel-ngomel sendiri.

“Sasori pengen kawin.. Sama Deidara..”

Serentak, keadaan di dapur keluarga Montague menjadi hening. Kisame bahkan mengiris tangannya sendiri tanpa berbicara sepatah kata pun.

“APAAAA???!!” Itachi-lah yang pertama menjerit. Kisame jadi tersadar kalau tangannya sudah terpotong sampai sebatas siku.

“MAMIH NGGAK MAU KALAU ANAK KELUARGA CAPULET BRENGSEK ITU MEWARISI SHARINGAN MAMIH!!” Teriak Itachi kesal, sementara Kisame manggut-manggut aja.

“Tapi.. Sasori udah cinta mati sama Deidara..”

“NGGAK BOLEH!! Kamu pilih Deidara atau makan malem??” Ancam Itachi.

“...Aku pilih Deidara..” Kemudian Sasori pun meninggalkan kediaman Montague, diiringi dengan tatapan pongo dari Itachi dan Kisame.

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Sementara itu, Deidara yang masih dikurung di kamarnya pun berhenti menangis.

“Ahh, dudutz banget gue nangis mlulu.. Mending gw ledakin nih kamar, supaya gue bisa kabur...” Deidara pun meledakkan dinding kamarnya, lalu kabur lewat pintu belakang.

Di tengah jalan, Ia bertemu dengan cowok berambut merah yang Ia kenal.

“Aduhh.. Coba aja gw makan dulu sebelom kabur.. Sekarang gw laper berat nihh..” Sasori dapat merasakn perutnya keroncongan. Ia menyesal telah menyia-nyiakan daging hiu yang dimasak kedua orang tuanya tadi.

“Sasori-danna?” Panggil Deidara. Melihat Deidara, semangat hidup Sasori muncul lagi. Ia pun segera berlari dan memeluk Deidara.

“Deidaarraaaaaa.. Nggak sia-sia gw relain tuh daging hiu..” Sahut Sasori hampir menangis.

“I.. ikan hiu??” Deidara merasa bingung, tapi Ia senang juga dengan pernyataan Sasori tersebut.

“Sasori-danna... Kita langsung menikah saja yuk??” Ajak Deidara.

“Ihh, kamu napsu banget sih??”

“Sasori-danna!!”

“Hahaha.. Bercanda.. Sekarang, kita ke gereja aja, yuk?”

Maka, kedua orang itu pun pergi ke gereja.

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“Permisi...”

Sasori dan Deidara melihat sesosok, eh, sebuah tanaman pemangsa serangga di tengah Gereja tersebut.

“Heran.. Kok di Gereja adanya tanaman seperti ini, ya??” Sasori berniat mendekati tanaman tersebut.

Tiba-tiba tanaman itu bergerak.

“Siapa yang anda cari??” Tanaman itu berbicara.

“GYAAA!!! Tanamannya bicara!!” Teriak Deidara.

“Tidak sopan.. Saya pastor kepala di sini.. Nama saya Zetsu..” Romo yang berkepala tanaman itu menyalami Deidara dan Sasori, “Ada urusan apa anda kemari?”

“Emmm, kami ingin menikah..” Pinta Deidara malu-malu.

“Total biaya perkawinannya 350 ribu rupiah.. “ Pastor Zetsu tahu-tahu mengeluarkan kalkulator.

“Elo kok pastor tapi mirip babe guee???” Protes Deidara.

“Ehehehe... Gue bercanda kok..” Pastor Zetsu pun terkikik geli. Deidara dan Sasori langsung ketakutan mendengarnya.

“Baik, kita mulai..” Pastor Zetsu pun meletakkan kedua tangannya di atas kepala Sasori dan Deidara.

“Semoga kalian tidak akan terpisahkan untuk selama-lamanya, dan blah blah blah...”

Sekarang, Sasori dan Deidara sudah resmi menjadi sepasang suami-suami, eh, suami-istri.

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Berita perkawinan Sasori dan Deidara sudah sampai ke kuping keluarga Capulet dan Montague. Karena Sasori takut pulang ke rumah, maka Ia pergi dan menetap di Okinawa (lho??).

Di kediaman Capulet..Tentu saja Hidan dan Kakuzu sangat marah mendengar berita itu.

“ANAK DURHAKA!!! SUDAH DIBILANG JANGAN KAWIN JUGA!!!” Hidan memutar-mutarkan sabitnya, membuat dayang-dayang di kediaman Capulet ketakutan.

“KAU TIDAK BOLEH KELUAR RUMAH LAGI!! SELURUH ISI RUMAH INI JUGA SUDAH DILENGKAPI TEMBOK ANTI BOM!!!” Tambah Kakuzu dengan kesal, sambil menghitung berapa biaya yang dikeluarkan untuk menambah tembok anti bom tersebut.

Deidara pun pasrah, kali ini Ia tidak mengebom tembok kamarnya lagi. Ia memutuskan untuk mogok makan berhari-hari.

“Dei, makan dong..” Bujuk Hidan.

“Nggak mau.. Dei maunya makan, eh, ketemu Sasori..” Jawab Deidara dari balik kamarnya.

“Dei.. Jangan bikin mamih khawatir dong..” Hidan berusaha membujuk anak satu-satunya itu, sementara Kakuzu malah diam saja.

“Hidan, sudahlah.. Kan kalau dia tidak makan, uang makannya bisa dihemat..” Kata Kakuzu santai, yang dibalas dengan pukulan telak dari Hidan.

“Hmmm.. Mungkin kita harus memanggil pastor..” Hidan pun memanggil Pastor Zetsu, tanpa mengetahui kalau Pastor Zetsu-lah yang menikahkan Sasori dengan Deidara.

“Dei..” Panggil Pastor Zetsu, “Ini aku.. Bisakah kau bukakan pintunya?”

“Pastor ya??” Deidara akhirnya membukakan pintu untuk Pastor Zetsu. Pastor Zetsu pun masuk.

“Dei, aku punya rencana..” Pastor Zetsu mengeluarkan sebotol cairan aneh.

“Apa itu??” Deidara merasa ngeri sendiri melihat cairan berwarna aneh itu.

“Ini adalah sebagian kecil dari jus paling berbahaya di dunia, Jus Inui... Aku kebetulan diberi oleh sobat lamaku di Tokyo.. Kalau kau meminum ini, kau akan mati suri selama 50 jam dan semua orang akan menganggapmu mati. Aku tidak akan menutup pintu makammu, jadi kau bisa kabur dan pergi menyusul Sasori di Okinawa.. Lalu kalian bisa hidup bahagia selamanya..”

(Eugenie : ada yang tauk Jus Inui?? XDD)

Deidara tampak berpikir keras. “Baiklah, aku akan menerima cairan aneh itu.. Tidak apa-apalah, ini juga demi melihat Sasori-danna lagi..”

“Bagusss..” Pastor Zetsu menyeringai, lalu Ia meninggalkan kamar Deidara. Deidara jadi takut sendiri sama pastor aneh yang satu ini.

Tapi, demi menemui Sasori-danna yang Ia cintai, Ia pun menenggak Jus Inui yang mematikan itu.

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Esoknya...

“Pihhhh!!! Papihhh!!!” Hidan memanggil Kakuzu dengan paniknya. Kakuzu pun menghampiri Hidan dengan mata mengantuk.

“Apa sih loe.. Pagi-pagi udah berisik..” Balas Kakuzu kesal.

“Gawatt... Dei.. Dei nggak bernapas!! Kulitnya juga pucat seperti orang mati!!” Jawab Hidan dengan panik.

Kakuzu pun mengecek keadaan Deidara. Ternyata benar, jantung Deidara tidak berdenyut, dan kulitnya pucat seperti orang mati.

“Pasti Ia meninggal karena tidak makan.. Semuanya karena anak Montague itu.. hiks.. hiks..” Hidan menangis di samping Deidara, “Dewaa Jashiiin.. Kembalikanlah Dei-ku yang manis..”

“Gimana gue bayar duit buat pemakamannya???” Kakuzu ikut-ikutan menangis. Mereka tidak tahu kalau ini semua adalah bagian dari rencana Deidara dan Pastor Zetsu. Sementara, seorang pelayan mengambil botol berisi Jus Inui yang diminum Deidara.

“Hmmm.. Botol apa ini?? Baunya pun tidak enak..” Kata pelayan itu, sayangnya tidak ada yang menyadarinya sehingga botol itu pun dibuang tanpa ada curiga sedikit pun.

Okinawa...

“Gawattt!! Gawaaattt!! Sasori-danna!!!”

Tobi, teman Sasori, menghampiri Sasori dengan terburu-buru.

“Sasori-danna, kudengar Deidara telah meninggal!!”

“Apaaa???!!” Sasori sangat terkejut, “Aku harus memastikannya!! Aku akan ke Roma sekarang juga!!!”

Sasori pun menempuh perjalanan dari Okinawa ke Roma dalam waktu semalam dengan pesawat jet (emang udah ada yahh?? XDD)

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Di Gereja..

Sasori menatap tubuh Deidara yang terbaring di atas peti matinya dengan tatapan sedih. Ia terus memegangi tangannya Deidara, dan Ia membelai pipi Deidara pelan.

“Dei.. Maafin aku yahh.. Coba aja kita nggak ketemu.. Pasti kamu akan menikah dengan orang yang lebih baik dan tidak akan jadi begini..” Sasori menyeka air matanya, “Sekarang, mungkin kita akan selalu bersama..”

Sasori mencabut pedangnya, kemudian Ia menusukkannya ke perutnya. Ia pun tewas seketika. Sementara itu, Deidara baru terbangun dari tidurnya.

“Ehhhmmm.. Pastor?? Apa sudah selesai??” Deidara pun melihat sekeliling mencari Pastor Zetsu. Ketika Ia melihat ke sampingnya, Ia terkejut setengah mati melihat Sasori sudah terbaring berlumuran darah.

“Sasori-danna... Kau sampai seperti ini.. Gara-gara aku.. Huhuhuuu..” Deidara mulai menangis, “Sasori-danna.. Sekarang, aku yang akan menyusulmu..”

Deidara mengeluarkan bahan peledak yang Ia sembunyikan di balik gaunnya. DUAAARRRR... Gereja itu pun meledak dan terbakar. Dari luar Gereja, keluarga Montague dan Capulet melihat Gereja itu dengan miris.

“Gerejaa gueeee..” Ratap Pastor Zetsu. Daun di kepalanya ikut layu juga.

“Tidak kuduga, cinta mereka begitu besar..” Kata Itachi bijak.

“Iya.. Seperti cintaku pada Dewa Jashin, eh, Kakuzu..” Tambah Hidan, “Dei, maafin mama yahh.. Huhuhuu..”

Kisame menatap Gereja yang terbakar dengan tampang pongo. Hmmm, mungkin gw bisa bakar ayam di sini, pikirnya.

Sementara itu,, Pastor Zetsu menatap Kakuzu dengan penuh kebencian.

“GANTI RUGI BUAT GEREJA GUEE!!!!”

Terpaksa Kakuzu juga ikutan nangis. Huhuuu..

Begitulah, sodara-sodari.. Sampai sekarang kisah mereka berdua terus dikenang sebagai kisah cinta terindah sepanjang masa.. Aminn..

TAMADH

Fanfic kedua gw tentang Naruto..

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Inconvenience

A/N: Well...I have finally finished this piece. It took me two days to write it. I know that may not seem like a lotbut compared to how long it normally takes my to write a story.... Ugh (though it is a long story...) The sad thing is that I really dislike this one... -Sigh- I know I said that about "The Annoying Ten" but I can really feel the disappointment in this one. Hopefully you guys like it though! ^^ I sincerely hope you do! Please read and take a little time to review!! Your reviews mean so much to me!! I read everyone of them and each one inspires me a bit more! Thank you guys once again!

By the way I just want ot warn you once again of major Sasuke OOC-ness in this one. I tried to write it as though he was just opening up to Sakura this once and then after he had released all these pent up emotions he kind of went back to his usual self...Let me know if it worked or not XD I guess this is why they call it Fanfictions!

Disclaimer: I really don't think I need to do this but, alas, I do not own Naruto, nor any of it's characters. I'm just a simple fanfiction writer....

Inconvenience

Sakura was extremely confused. She was a modest kunoichi, but she knew she was relatively intelligent. Therefore the feeling of perplexity wasn’t one she was particularly used to. And yet here she was racking her brains for some sort of answer.

‘What...? What is he doing?’

Sasuke stood across from her with his hands buried deep within his pockets. His expression was one of complete indifference, almost boredom. Sakura briefly wondered if he was feeling alright. Did he know what he’d just done? It was so incredibly far from anything he would ever do, but he was there, and he’d done it. Didn’t he even realize the enormity of the situation he had just placed them in?

‘He’s lost it. It’s the only explanation’

“Sakura.”

“What?” She asked, snapping herself out of her thoughts.

He cast her an expecting glance.

“Oh. Right...well I...” She spoke softly, as though deep in thought.

‘Why is he doing this? There’s gotta be a reason. I know him and he just wouldn’t do this for the fun of it.’

“Sakura.” He spoke again, only this time his voice contained a hint of impatience.

“Why?” She asked him the simple question with a firm voice. She just wanted an answer from him. Sakura wasn’t about to dance around the subject or stay in the dark.

His next words cut her deeply. She could feel something inside her jerk and her breath was pulled away from her.

“It’s convenient.”

She couldn’t help the gasp that escaped her lips. She could feel the stinging in her chest and she knew exactly what it was. Sakura Haruno was no stranger to heartbreak.

‘Convenient? He’s only doing this because it is convenient for him? He doesn’t even care about what this is doing to me...It is just a simple way out. I’m just his backup, his last resort.’

“Sakura.” He said her name a third time, no longer masking the irritated note in it. He wasn’t expecting her to take so long with her decision. The pinked haired girl had always followed him around; even when he left to join Orochimaru, she’d hunted him down. She was his number one fangirl. Therefore the very idea that she’d hesitate was unthinkable.

“I...I have to go Sasuke.” She stated quietly. She couldn’t stand this anymore. She needed to be away from him and think. Her mind was overflowing with the memory of what he had just done and she needed to go.

She turned slowly and walked off the bridge and began the short walk to her apartment. His words were still resonating in her ears as she replayed the moment over and over again. She arrived home and immediately headed for her bed. She was so emotionally exhausted, she just wanted to feel the small amount of comfort her bed offered.

As she lay under the covers crying and drifting off to sleep, her last thoughts had been about the words Sasuke had spoken that had marked the start of this whole disaster.

“Sakura. Marry me.”

* * *

The next day, Sakura worked furiously at the hospital. She was still hurt and her heart had not forgotten the blow it had suffered the day before. She threw herself into her work, doing whatever she could to keep her mind on healing and away from the day before.

With all the work she’d been doing, she hadn’t even noticed how much chakra she’d used. She just kept pushing herself forward.

“Sakura. You need to stop. Go home, rest and come back tomorrow afternoon.” Tsunade said lightly touching her shoulder.

Sakura knew she should listen to Tsunade. The woman had been a medic nin for years and she was Konoha’s Hokage, however she couldn’t stop. If she stopped she’d have to deal with her problems. And she was just to upset to face them.

“Sakura! Are you listening!? What you’re doing is dangerous!” Tsunade snapped, grabbing her shoulders.

“I’m sorry, but I just can’t stop shishou.” Sakura muttered. She carefully pried her arms away from her mentor and turned back to her patient.

“Sakura.” Her teacher voice was infinitely gentler. “It’s time for you to rest. I don’t know what’s happened, though I have a pretty good idea who might have been behind it. But whatever he’s done, you can’t let it affect you like this! You cannot heal others until you’ve healed yourself Sakura. Now go home.”

“Hai, Tsunade-shishou.” The girl said softly. She could feel how much the drain of her chakra had taken out of her.

She took off her medical coat and trudged out of the hospital doors in her scrubs. Outside, she discovered the stormy weather that was currently hanging over Konoha. One could smell the rain that was threatening to escape from the clouds and spill over the village.

‘I’ve been inside all day... I never even knew about the weather. I really did stay too long at work today’ She sighed. She felt like a completely different person after her conversation with Sasuke. She no longer felt like Sakura Haruno, the independent medic nin and teammate of the city’s best ninjas. She just felt like someone had trampled all over her heart and squeezed the life right out of her.

She had stopped paying attention to where her feet were taking her and just let them lead her. She found herself on the same bridge she’d been on just a day before. She looked over the railing and saw her reflection in the water. She looked just like she felt.

“Sakura.”

She closed her eyes and sighed. The thing she’d been running away from had caught up with her and was now staring her in the face. Literally.

“Sasuke.”

“Have you thought about what I asked you yesterday?” He got right to the point and didn’t waste any time.

“...”

“Sakura. You never gave me an answer.”

“I know.”

He waited for her to continue but she remained silent.

“Do you have an answer for me?” He pressed on. He was getting annoyed at her clear avoidance of his question. Sakura finally snapped.

“No! I don’t! I don’t have an answer for you! You can’t just spring this on me and expect me to have an answer for you! Especially when you only asked because you thought it’s be convenient for yourself. You didn’t even consider my feelings! You left us! You betrayed the village and now that you’re back you just think you can demand anything you want! I’m not the same girl you left behind Sasuke. You can’t just walk all over me like this anymore! So no! I don’t have an answer for you!”

Overhead, Sakura could hear thunder rolling. The storm that had been hanging over the city had finally begun.

“Sakura.”

“No Sasuke! No!”

“...”

“Why are you doing this?” she whispered.

“...”

“You...you can be a real...jackass sometimes you know that Uchiha!?”

“...”

“You never change! You’ll always be the same cold hearted bastard! I begged you to stay! I begged you not to leave! But you did. You left everything...you left us behind! And now that you’re back you just expect everything to be the same? My heart was broken! Don’t you understand?”

“...”

“And again! You have just trampled all over my heart! You want me to marry you because it’s convenient?! Marriage is about love and commitment and happiness, but you don’t care about that at all! You just see it as something you need to do to accomplish your goal. It means nothing to you! And apparently neither do I! You only asked me because you assumed I would say yes. Convenient for Sasuke. He can just marry some fangirl and get it out of the way!

“...”

“Heh..” Sakura laughed bitterly. “ Silence...After all I tried to give you...the only thing you could ever ever give me was silence. Well that’s not enough for me Uchiha. Don’t you understand...? I can never look at you the same way as I used to.”

Tears were stinging her eyes by this point. She bowed her head and stared at the ground, fists clenching at her sides. She refused to cry in front of him. She wouldn’t give this man, who had called her weak and annoying countless times, the satisfaction of seeing the truth behind his insults. She pushed forward and continued to say what was on her mind.

“Before you left, I looked at you and I saw a boy who was strong, who had suffered through so much, but still had the strength to go on even after what had happened to him. He was someone who protected me whenever I needed it. He fought and trained and I thought that maybe, just maybe together as Team 7, we could all help him achieve his goals because for one second I thought that’d maybe he had learned how to accept people, that we had become friends. That’s what I saw when I looked at you. That’s why I always chased after you. I admired you more than anyone.”

Sasuke remained silent, unsure of what he should say to her. He couldn’t tell her that the things she said were lies, because they weren’t. He had always assumed that she had simply followed him around because of his looks. He never imagined that she could possibly hold such deep feelings for him. He did feel like a jackass. But he chose the stay silent and let her finish everything she needed to let go of.

“But now...when I look at you...the only thing I see is a cold hearted insensitive jerk! A-and I-I wi-will n-ever ev-ever m-m-marry you!”

Rained started to fall, showering the pair. As the water rolled off their bodies, Sakura finally succumbed to the tears she had tried to hold back with her entire being. She had failed in shielding her pain from his empty eyes. Sakura desperately shook her head, she couldn’t let him see this. She prayed with all her soul that the rain would hide it from him. She turned around and ran as quickly as she could from him. Her need to run as far away from him as possible was the only thing on her mind. Despite her exhaustion, Sakura just ran as fast as her feet could carry her, away from the source of her pain. Away from the man who had shattered her heart and yet who still had a firm grasp on it.

‘Why do I let him do this to me? Why can’t I just let him go?” She racked her brain, searching for an answer as she sprinted home.

“Because you love him” her inner stated simply.

Sakura shook her head, shaking away all traces of her inner personality. Though she knew she was right, she couldn’t bring herself to admit it. She wouldn’t let those thoughts affect her. She just couldn’t handle it. She was just one girl after all. She could only withstand so much heart break and disappointment before she broke completely. And Sakura was broken.

***

Sasuke waited until she was finally out of sight before he exhaled the breath he’d been holding.

That had been one of the hardest things he’d ever had to suffer through. He’d never known that she had been hurt so deeply because of him. The truth was that he’d never wanted to marry just any girl. He cared for Sakura. He just couldn’t show it.

After what had happened to his clan and the ones he’d once loved, he’d kept a solid wall around his heart. He couldn’t just tell people how he felt about them. It wasn’t that he never wanted to let the ones closest to him know. It was just impossible for him.

When he came back to Konoha he’d known that there would be bitterness about his departure. It was no secret. That’s why he’d kept his heart under even closer guard. He couldn’t show others the feelings within him, for he knew they would be hard to accept. He’d left them. How could he be sure that they wouldn’t reject him? That they wouldn’t accuse him of lying? He wouldn’t be able to handle it.

He had lied when he’d said that he had severed his bonds. They were within him all the time.

The proof of wounds inflicted by his departure was now running as fast as she could away from him. And she was the one he’d wanted to keep close to him.

“Hn.” He muttered. He was frustrated with himself and her. He knew that she cared about him. He knew it. And it was clear to him that he cared for her. But between the two of them, one had yet to let go of wounds inflicted by the betrayal of the other and the other had yet to let go of his cold persona for even a moment to help heal the girl’s heart.

He hadn’t lied. It would be convenient for him to marry her. She just hadn’t stayed and listened long enough to learn why. Well he’d make sure she found out one way or another.

****

Sakura ran home and collapsed on her doorstep. She didn’t even have the energy to pick herself up and unlock her door. She just lay her head on her arms and let all her pain seep out of her. Sobs racked her body.

She knew it was stupid to sit there in the rain on the cement, but she was broken. She didn’t even spare a thought to her well being, she was too hurt to care.

Suddenly she felt a pair of strong arms pick her up, with one arm beneath her knees and the other around her shoulders. She suddenly found herself, no longer crying into her own arms, but into a warm chest. She felt the arms pull her closer to the man holding her and cradle her gently there.

Sakura slowly opened her eyes and looked up to the man. Her eyes widened in realization.

“Sasuke? What are you doing? Put me down! Put me down right now!” Sakura was furious that he even had the gall to touch her. What the hell did he think he was doing? She struggled against him, flailing her arms and her legs.

He simply tightened his hold on her, willing her to stop thrashing around. Everyone in the village was aware of the girl’s strength, including Sasuke. Holding her still was no easy task despite her fatigue. But, she eventually gave up her struggle and just continued to weep into his chest.

When her sobs died down he slowly put her legs down and reached for her hand. He pried open her fingers and gently took the keys to her apartment out of her hand. He walked to the door and opened it. Sakura made a move to walk through the door herself but she was soon swept up into Sasuke’s arms again.

“Sasuke...I can wa-“

“Just be quiet Sakura. You’re exhausted”

Sakura silenced her protests, ashamed to appear so weak in front of him.

He walked into the living room and softly placed her onto the couch.

He knew he had to tell her what he’d been struggling to say for years. He just needed the words.

Sakura I-“

She quickly cut him off, not wanting to hear any of what he had to say.

“Thank you Sasuke, but you really didn’t need to do that. I was perfectly able to-“

“I could see that. Curled up on your front step, too tired to even stand.”

“Well it’s been a long day! You could have just stayed out of it!”

“Hn.”

“You know what? You can still stay out of it! You think that by carrying me through a door gives you the leverage to do whatever you want?! Get out Uchiha! I don’t want you here! LEAVE!” She was yelling now. She was still angry and upset about everything that happened earlier. Tears were beginning to build up in her eyes but she willed them not to fall.

“I’m not leaving Sakura.”

“Wanna bet?!”

“You should really just learn to shut up and listen. It’s annoying.”

“...” Sakura looked away and now stared at a stray thread on her couch.

“I didn’t lie you know.”

“Wha-“

“Earlier. I didn’t lie.”

Sakura didn’t understand now. Was he trying to make this harder for her? Was he here to rub it in?

‘“About what?” She spat out.

“Marrying you being convenient. It would be.”

“What?! Is that why you’re here?! To try and convince me to agree to your stupid question? I won’t marry you because it’s convenient! I mean it Uchiha! Get out of my house right now!” Tears rolled down her cheeks. He didn’t even listen to her when she had just spilled her heart out in front of him. She quickly got off of the couch and bolted past him to her bedroom. She locked her door and fell onto her bed trying to contain the sobs that were racking her small frame.

Sasuke ran a frustrated hand through his hair.

‘She’s just making this harder than it needs to be. Stubborn girl.’ He walked to her bedroom door and lightly rested his head against it.

“You’re still not listening Sakura.”

“Damn straight I’m not! Why should I?! All you ever do i-“

“It would be convenient,” Sasuke said, cutting off her muted replies from behind the door, “because if we were married I’d be able to see you whenever I wanted.”

Silence was heard behind the barrier separating the two before the Uchiha suddenly heard a muffled

“...What?”

Sasuke shrugged. He was struggling with something within himself. “You’re always on my mind and it’s annoying as hell not to be able to see you when I want to. It’d be convenient for me be able see you everyday.” He said in a voice that suggested that it was the most obvious thing in the world

Sakura was shocked. She silently counted how many words he’d just spoken. Thirty-one. Thirty-one words and two sentences. She suddenly burst out in giggles.

‘Is...Is she laughing?!’

“What?” Sasuke snapped. He’d just opened up to her and she found it funny?

“N-nothing Sa-sssuu-kee. You..you just said o-over 30 w-wwords!” Sakura continued laughing. It was even harder to hear her reply between the door between them and her infuriating giggles.

“Hn.”

Calming down Sakura wished he would continue what he’d been saying. She slowly padded to her bedroom door and opened it just a crack. “So..In what other ways would it be...convenient Sasuke?”

He glanced over at her and smirked. She’d just been laughing at him, but now she wanted him to go on.

‘She’s such a girl.’ He thought to himself, but the trails that her tears had left still stained her face.

“Well...” He began while cautiously moving forward, “You never call me Sasuke-kun anymore. It bothers me. It’d be convenient cause then you would. It’d definitely be less annoying.”

“Oh really? Anything else Sasuke?” Sakura said softly. She was slowly beginning to open up to him again.

He nodded, taking the last few inches that separated the pair. He gently brushed he tears away from her face.

‘How many times has she cried over me?’

She was about to ask what he was doing when she found herself incapable of doing so due to the pair of lips that had lightly attached themselves to hers. Sasuke was kissing her extremely softly, almost as though he was unsure whether it was acceptable. Her eyes widened before slowly closing. She lightly kissed him back before he pulled away.

Green eyes looked into onyx eyes before she wrapped her arms around Sasuke’s neck and pulling him forward forcefully. She smashed her lips on his and kissed him with all the pent up feeling she had. Sasuke responded with just as much force.

After the young couple had separated for air, Sasuke began to speak.

“It’d be convenient, because then I’d be able to do that whenever I wanted to.” He stated confidently.

Sakura laughed quietly before kissing him again. She had definitely misunderstood his intentions the first time, but she knew now what had really been going on in his head.

Suddenly Sasuke spoke, back to his usual short sentences. “So do you have an answer?”

Sakura thought for a moment before answering. “Yes. I do have an answer...And it’s no.”

Sasuke’s eyes widened a fraction and he searched her eyes for any hint that he’d done anything wrong.

Hi eyes revealed the question he hadn’t the courage to voice.

“You’re going to need to work a bit harder and a bit longer to win me Uchiha!” Sasuke narrowed his eyes sharply, while Sakura laughed before pressing her lips to his again.

Sasuke delighted in the feel of her lips against his and thought to himself:

‘So be it.’

~ Two Years Later ~

“Sasuke! Will you please answer the door?” Sakura shouted from their bedroom.

“Hn.”He muttered. He was beginning to question his decision. The woman’s nagging never ended.

“Sasuke!” Sakura whined “The door!”

Sasuke groaned and trudged to the front door. He opened it and groaned again.

“Teme! It’s been a while! How’ve you been? ” Naruto’s voice could be heard from across the apartment

“...” Sasuke wordlessly turned around and walked back into the living room.

“OI! Teme! I asked you question you...you...vocabulary-less jer-“

“Hn...Dobe.”

“What did you call me?!?! You should be glad that I’ve finally made it back home. The very same home I had to drag your traitorous ass back to three years ago.”

The glare he received could have only been conjured by an Uchiha.

“Heh heh heh. Whatever teme! I forgive your lack of enthusiasm at my return!” Naruto stated, while scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

“...Dobe...”

Naruto’s face suddenly acquired an angry twitch. He yelled through the house, being sure to get as close to his best friend’s ear as possible.

“Sakura-chan! Where are you?!”

“Naruto! You’re back!” Sakura rushed into the room and enveloped the blond ninja into a warm hug. Naruto had been gone for two months on a mission and though he was irritating and loud, everyone (yes, even Sasuke) had missed him and his antics.

“Naruto come into the kitchen and I’ll make you some ramen, Sasuke could you quickly run to the store and pick up some milk? We’re out.”

Sasuke crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes vehemently.

“Please?” Sakura looked at him silently pleading. She’d be busy all week at the hospital and this would be her only chance to catch up with her friend.

“Hn. “ He muttered as he grabbed a few dollars from his wallet and made his way to the door. As he passed his loud mouthed best friend the blonde whispered quietly

“Whipped”

“Shut up Dobe.”

***

He returned quickly and was just in time to see Naruto off.

“Bye Naruto! See you soon okay?” she called out to him.

She turned around and began to clean the kitchen

‘It’s now or never Uchiha. So do it now.’

“Sakura.”

“Yes Sasuke?”

He walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulder.

“What are you doing Sasuke?” Sakura giggled happily.

He stayed silent and slowly reached into his back pocket, pulling out a little black box. He brought it in front of her eyes and opened it, asking her a silent question.

He could hear her intake of breath and she gently took the box out of his hands.

“Are you...Are you..?”

“Aa.”

She turned around in his arms and looked him the eyes. She suddenly smiled the most brilliant smile he’d ever seen. She enveloped him and a tight hug and buried her face into his neck.

“Is that a yes?”

Sakura suddenly squealed and entwined her arms around his neck before jumping up and wrapping her legs around his around his waist. She locked him in a bruising kiss that left both of them dizzy.

“Of course it’s a yes Sasuke-kun.”

“Good.”

“And why would you want to marry me?” She asked playfully.

Sasuke smirked and kissed her lips before answering her question.

“Because you are the biggest inconvenience I’ve ever met.”

The End.

A/N: So there it is...I hope you liked it! I'm sorry if you didn't...don't worry...you're not the only one XD (Damn you Sasuke OOc-ness!! You ruin my fics!) Still, reviews are always always appreciated. Especially right now. I've been feeling so stressed lately with school and you're reviews always make me feel a bit better. Even just knowing that people are reading. You have no idea how comforting it is. Well anyways....Thank you for reading!!!!!! -hands you a cookie- Hope you liked it!!!

Music Is Love: The Sasuke x Hinata Playlist

Author: raesigns

A/N: I saw a Song Mix drabble series for Soul Eater, so I thought it'd be fun to do this. Basically, you choose a pairing from whatever fandom you like, open up your music player, put it on random and write a small drabble for the first ten songs you hear. You only have the length of the song to write.

Keep in mind I cheated a little bit. x3; Don't we all, though? And I apologize for any spelling/grammar mistakes and OCC-ness. I was racing the clock. Literally. xD; Also, be advised there's a tiny lemon in there. It's not explicitly graphic, though. xD Don't worry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor do I own the songs included here.

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1.] "Victims Of Love" by Good Charlotte

"S...Sasuke?" her whisper came out raspy and forced. Her eyes strained to see the figure towering over her; it was blurry, but she couldn't mistake the Sharingan eyes that glared down at her.

"Idiot. I warned you that you'd get hurt," Sasuke knelt down by her side and placed a hand on her arm. "Can you move?"

"I...think so," she moved to sit up, but winced when her stomach lurched in pain. Agony painted her delicate features. Sasuke couldn't stand that pitiful sight. It happened again. He didn't protect her and now she was hurt.

It happened again...

2.] "Tongue Tied" by Faber Drive

Sasuke peeked shyly from beneath his blue-black bangs to Hinata, who sat across from him. He fought back a blush, mentally berating himself that Uchiha men do not blush. But when Hinata noticed his gaze on her, she smiled at him. He was rendered speechless for a moment.

"H-Hi, Sasuke," Hinata whispered softly and then she returned to her studies. Sasuke was tongue-tied, embarrassed and he was blushing. Damn it. His brother wouldn't let him live this down.

3.] "Teardrop" by Massive Attack (WARNING: Lemon! Skip if you don't like lemons.)

A harsh gasp escaped Hinata's lips. Why did she let him do this to her again? She tried so hard not to be tempted by his alluring eyes, but she fell into his trap anyway, like an oblivious rabbit.

"D-don't...Sasu--" she bit back a moan as he sunk into her again, his Sharingan eyes clouded over with a mixture of emotions. Through the haze, she tried to decode them. How did he feel about her right now? Did he love her?

Before she could find the answer, she was taken over by an incredible high. All of her thoughts vanished. She couldn't catch her breath. She was clinging to Sasuke's shoulders like it was a lifeline. She didn't notice when she rasped out his name. When she fluttered back down from the high, she felt so tired.

Sasuke smirked at this, "Exhausted already?"

Hinata looked away, embarrassed by his teasing. Mistake number one. Sasuke's lips suddenly ravished her neck. Her hands automatically went to his head, fingers whispering through his blue-black hair. In the midst of their love-making, Hinata realized one thing.

Love was a verb.

And that proved Sasuke loved her very, VERY much.

4. "Coming Out Strong" by Ana Johnnson

"Wait, Sasuke!" Hinata cried out, her eyes wide with shock. His Sharingan eyes locked with her Byakugan eyes for only a moment. Sasuke's expression hardened; he didn't look too pleased to see her. Hinata wasn't bothered by this. All that mattered was that he was here.

He was here right in front of her, so close but far away.

Hinata panicked when he turned away and upon instinct, she ran after him. Hinata reminded herself that she'd find Sakura and the others later. Right now, her main prioirity was catching Sasuke.

She would take him to a lighter place than where he'd been. And they'd come out stronger than before. She'd make sure of this.

5. "Sweet And Low" by Augustana

Sasuke was surpised and unhappy to see Hinata. She should be with her group, not here where it's dangerous. There was no telling when the enemy would strike. He turned away, intent on leaving her; he hoped that she'd have the common sense to ignore him and return to her squad.

His hopes were dashed. He could feel Hinata's presence closing up behind him. Sasuke's eyes narrowed. That idiot...that clueless, little idiot. Was his life worth the risk? He didn't want her to get hurt. But here she was, chasing him.

'If the worst should happen,' his glanced over his shoulder, knowing Hinata would be able to see him with the Byakugan, and mouthed, "I'll carry you home."

6. "All Around Me" by Flyleaf

Hinata hands reached out to touch Kiba, only to meet with thin air. She could barely see anything in this dense smog; not even the Byakugan could see through it. She was at an extreme disadvantage. The enemy, Sasuke Uchiha, decided to ambush Hinata and her team. It all happened so fast, Hinata couldn't put together exactly what events transpired after the ambush.

All she knew that she was within a dense, purple-colored smog she couldn't see through. Her hands started to shake like leaves. Sasuke was somewhere around here, stalking her like a snake preying on a mouse.

Hinata felt a feather-light touch near her neck. Her hand reached out to rub it. What was that? And this feeling? She could feel Sasuke's presence all around her. It was suddenly hard to breathe in this thick air. She turned around and saw red.

The red eyes of the Sharingan.

7. "Memory" by Sugarcult

Sasuke knew this realationship would fall apart before anything could happen. However, Sasuke couldn't bring himself to break things off with the shy, yet strong-willed Hinata. He already fell in too deep and he knew she had, too. It was tearing up his heart. She deserved so much better. Even that blonde-haired idiot.

"Sasuke?" he heard her voice. He turned around and saw her walking up to him, all gussied up for their date. "Are y-you ready?"

"Yeah."

Hinata reached out to take his hand, her fingers interlacing with his. Sasuke knew this moment would forever be etched into his memory.

8. "Already Over" by Red

Sasuke couldn't believe he fell so hard for her. He hated himself for that and most of all, he hated her for making him feel this way. Her presence never left him, to the point where it was suffocating him. Yet, he couldn't run away. He was in love with her.

His hands balled into tight fists. He was so in love with Hinata Hyuuga. He didn't know how or why this happened to him of all people. He wasn't sure if Hinata knew of his feelings for her. No, she probably didn't. She was still hung up over Naruto, who remained clueless of her love for him to this day. What an IDIOT.

He would break Hinata's heart someday...and when that happened, Sasuke would make sure to be there for her. He'd give it all to her. He'd pick up the broken pieces of her heart and put them back together. All because he loved her. When he was done, he'd say to her,

"Your 'relationship' with Naruto was already over."

9. "When It Rains" by Paramore

Dark clouds rolled over the blue, peaceful sky. Thunder rumbled softly, announcing everyone below that rain would soon pelt the earth. Hinata had a different interpetation of rain. When it rains, it meant the sky was crying.

It also gave Hinata an excuse to shed tears. The rain would veil her tears while she poured her heart out to Sasuke. The rain didn't stop when she clung to him. It showed no indication of letting up, even when Sasuke's lips captured hers. The rain only stopped when Hinata's tears ran dry.

10. "Lucky" by Jason Mraz feat. Colbie Caillat

Sasuke could hear Hinata's lovely voice in his dreams, singing to him. He didn't know why his mind projected such an image, but at the moment, he didn't mind it. Her voice was soothing to him.

"Everytime we say goodbye, I wish we had one more kiss," he felt her soft fingers touch his face, lips nearing his. She closed the distance for a couple moments and then leaned away, "I'll wait for you, I promise you, I will..."

The music, not something he was used to hearing, was gentle. Nostalgia hit him hard, making his heart feel heavy.

"I'm lucky we're in love in every way, lucky to have stayed where we have stayed" Sasuke felt his lips moving. Was he singing along? How idiotic. Uchiha men don't sing. But this a dream. No one would know. Right? Besides, it made him feel...dare he say it?

"Lucky to be coming home someday..."

Happy.

Sometime with you RurixItachi hentai

Author: Alucardsblood

Warning: Contains O.C. stuff, swearing, nudity, and hard core Hentai.

It was great day that day.

“Ruri!” a woman with long white hair called.

A man with long black hair walked by.

“Itachi have you seen Ruri?” the woman asked.

“Oh Okami, she’s asleep in my bed” Itachi answered.

“Ok thanks” Okami said, smiling.

Itachi nodded, and walked to the kitchen. Okami walked to Itachi’s room, and inside to see a girl with long brown hair asleep on the bed, with a smile on her face. She smiled, and walked over sitting on the bed next to the other girl.

“So beautiful” Okami whispered, running her fingers throw her hair,

“Mmm” Ruri moaned, softly in her sleep.

“Ruri wake up, its time for breakfast” Okami whispered, in her ear still running her fingers throw her hair.

“Hmmm?” Ruri moaned, softly slowly opening her eyes.

“I made breakfast, I thought you might be hungry” Okami said, smiling down at her.

“Mmm that sounds good” Ruri said, sitting up.

Okami smiled, and kissed her on the lips, then got off the bed,

“I’ll be in, in a minute, Danna” Ruri said, smiling.

“Ok” Okami said, walking to the door, and out shutting it behind her.

Ruri got out of bed, and got dressed, then tied her hair back walking to the door then out smiling.

“Morning Ruri. bSleep well?”/b a man with green hair, and one half of his body white, and the other black asked.

“Yes very well Zetsu, and you?” Ruri answered.

“Mmm yes I did. Very well” Zetsu said, smirking.

“Hey Zetsu, you really need to keep Okami, from screaming so loud when you fucking, fuck her for Jashin’s sake” a man with silver hair growled, walking up to them.

“You tell her to keep it down. I love making her scream out my name” Zetsu said, smirking.

Ruri blushed hard, and walked to the kitchen.

“Look what you made me do. You made me scare her off, because you can’t take a little screaming” Zetsu growled, walking to the kitchen.

“A little screaming? Are you fucking crazy? She keeps everyone up!” Hidan growled, following.

“Oh just shut up. I don’t want to hear it anymore” Zetsu growled, walking into the kitchen.

“No I’m not going to shut up about it” Hidan growled.

Everyone in the room looked at him. Ruri blushed, again as she ate her pancakes. Okami looked at her then Hidan.

“Hidan what the fuck are you bitching about this time?” Okami growled.

“You and you’re screaming, when you’re fucking him!” Hidan snapped, pointing at Zetsu.

Okami blushed hard, and growled throwing a knife at him, hitting him in the shoulder.

“Piss off!” Okami snapped.

“Oww you bitch!” Hidan snapped, pulling the knife from his shoulder.

Ruri gave Hidan a death glare, and was about to say something when she was cut off.

“You’re damn right I’m a bitch, and I’m damn proud of it, so go fuck yourself!” Okami snapped.

Hidan only growled, and walked out of the room. Everyone else watched him go, then went back to eating as if nothing had happened.

“Ruri don’t you get to go with Itachi? When he goes out for some time away from here” Okami asked, smiling sitting down next to her.

“Yeah it’s going be great, to have Itachi, to myself for once” Ruri said, smiling as she took a bite of her pancakes.

“You to have fun, and don’t let anything bother you ok” Okami said, smiling.

“We won’t Danna” Ruri said, smiling.

Okami smiled, and got up walking over to the pancake.

“Zetsu would you like some pancakes?” Okami asked, turning to him.

“Yes please. And some of your sweet ass too” Zetsu purred.

Okami and Ruri giggled.

“Pancakes first, sweet ass later” Okami said, putting some pancakes on a plate, then walking it over to him.

“Thank you. Mmm now come here” Zetsu purred, pulling her on his lap smirking,

Okami giggled.

Itachi finished, and put his plate in the sink.

Ruri when you’re done, meet me in my room, so we can pack” Itachi said.

“Ok I’ll be right there” Ruri said, smiling.

Okami smiled, and leaned back on Zetsu as he ate. Ruri smiled as she watched Okami, and Zetsu. She finished her pancakes, and got up walking over to the sink putting her plate down, then walking over to Okami.

“Bye Danna, see you in a few days” Ruri said, kissing her on the lips.

Okami kissed back for a moment, then pulled away.

“Ok be careful, and have fun” Okami said, smiling.

“I will Danna” Ruri said, running out of the room, to Itachi’s and her room.

Ruri walked into the room smiling, and over to the closet looking inside to find some cloths. Itachi walked up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist.

“Mmm some time away, with you” Itachi purred, kissing her neck.

“Mmm I know, I can’t wait” Ruri moaned.

Ruri pulled out some cloths, and carried them over to the bed, then grabbed a suitcase from under the bed, putting it on top of it and, opened it putting the cloths inside. Itachi walked up behind her again, wrapping his arms around her waist, pulling her close to him. She giggled, and turned to him in his arms.

“If we don’t pack we won’t go, and won’t get to be alone for a few days” Ruri said, kissing him on the lips.

Itachi kissed back, only to have Ruri pull away.

“You’re right” Itachi said.

Itachi and Ruri finished packing, and walked to the door and out.

“Bye everyone!” Ruri called.

Several good byes could be heard, coming from the kitchen. Ruri and Itachi smiled, and walked to the door. He opened the door for her.

“Thank you” Ruri said, walking out.

“You’re welcome” Itachi said, following,

“After a hour of walking they walked into town, and heading for the Inn.

“After we put our stuff in the room, can we go to the park for a while?” Ruri asked walking into the inn.

“Sure” Itachi said following.

Itachi walked up to the front desk.

“A room for two” Itachi said.

A woman tuned ,and smiled.

“Of course Sir” the woman said.

The woman got down a key, and handed it to him. Itachi payed, and walked to the hall Ruri smiled, and followed close behind. They walked to the room, and he unlocked the door opening it to let her in. Ruri walked in followed, by Itachi who shut the door behind them. She put her thing down, and walked over to the bed.

“This is a nice room” Ruri said, looking around.

Itachi put his things down, and walked over to her pushing her back onto her back, and pinning her down.

“Mmm I know, but it’s even nicer with you in here” Itachi purred, moving closer to her.

“You remember the last him you pinned me down, right? Ruri asked giggling.

Itachi froze for a moment.

“Oh I remember, but you wouldn’t do that to me now, would you?” Itachi asked, with a bit of worry in his voice.

“No I was just teasing” Ruri answered, giggling more.

“That’s not funny” Itachi laughed.

“Then why are you laughing? Hmm?” Ruri giggled.

Itachi didn’t answer, and only smirked as he leaned in kissing her on the lips. Ruri wrapped her arms around his neck. He licked at her bottom lip, asking to enter. She gladly opened her mouth, letting him in. He slipped his tongue into her mouth, licking at her.

“Mmm” Ruri moaned, into the kiss.

Itachi broke the kiss, and moved his hand up, and down her body slowly, making his way to the bottom of her shirt. He slowly moved his hand under her shirt, and up to her breast.

“Mmmm” Ruri moaned, louder as he started to play with her nipple.

“I-Itachi more” Ruri moaned.

Itachi stopped, and pulled her shirt off, then unhooked her bra pulling it off, and throwing it, and the shirt to the ground. Ruri watched him closely as he pulled her pants, and panties down throwing them to the floor, as well. Ruri watched, closely waiting for his next move.

“You know what I haven’t done in a while?” Itachi asked, smirking a bit.

Ruri only shook her head no.

“Mmm this” Itachi purred, moving between her legs, binding down and licking at her entrance.

Ruri gave out a gasp, then a moan.

“Yes I remember now, it has been a while” Ruri moaned, smirking.

“Mmm” Itachi purred, licking deeper

Ruri moaned louder and louder as Itachi, licked deeper and faster. He started to rub up, and down her inner thigh. He licked deeper and faster making her moan even louder, throwing her head back a little.

“I-Itachi I need you deep inside me, please” Ruri moaned loudly.

Itachi stopped, and sat up.

“Beg for it, and I might just think about it” Itachi purred, smirking.

“Please Itachi, I need you so deep inside me, make me scream out your name” Ruri begged, sitting up crawling over to him.

Ruri pulled his shirt off throwing it to the floor.

“Please I want you so bad” Ruri begged, pulling his pants off, then throwing them to the floor.

“I’m so hot, so wet please” Ruri beg, pulling his boxers down slowly.

“Mmm, I’m really starting to believe you, but I want you to beg more” Itachi purred, smirking.

Ruri smirk and grabbed him, pushing him down on the bed hard, and crawled over top of him.

“I begged enough Uchiha, now give me what I want” Ruri order. lustfully.

“Ride me hard” Itachi purred, lustfully.

Ruri smirked and lifted her hips, and placed Itachi’s length at her entrance. Itachi smirked, and thrusts up, before she could bring herself down onto him.

“Ahh Itachi!” Ruri moaned loudly.

Itachi grabbed her hips, and lifter her then thrusts her down, as he thrusts up.

“Aahhh!” they both moaned, loudly.

Ruri put her hands on his chest, and started to thrusts her hips with his thrusts, they matched speed and pace, both of them thrusting harder and faster, moaning louder and louder.

“Ahh God, Itachi, so good it feels so good!” Ruri moaned, louder throwing her head back.

Itachi thrusts harder and faster, reaching up grabbing one of her breasts messaging it.

“Fuck Ruri, it feel so good being so deep inside you, aahhh!” Itachi moaned loudly.

Itachi started to slam into her, making them both scream out in pleasure. He kept his rhythm and pace, for an hour more.

“I-Itachi I’m going to cum!” Ruri screamed, out in pleasure.

“Me too!” Itachi moaned, loudly.

“Aahhh!” they screamed, as they both came, at the same time.

Itachi shot his hot seed deep inside her, while Ruri came on his hips, along with her own. She collapsed on his chest, panting too tired to even pull her self of him. He panted hard, finding what strength he could, and pulled himself out of her slowly. Ruri moaned, and panted on his chest.

“I love you” Ruri panted.

“I love you too” Itachi panted.

They both grabbed the covers, and pulled them over themselves and quickly fell asleep, panting still.

A couple days passed, and they returned to the base.

“We’re home!” Ruri called out.

Okami came running up, and picked the girl up in her arms, hugging her.

“I missed you, did you two have fun?” Okami asked, kissing her on the cheek.

“I missed you too Danna, yeah we had a lot of fun” Ruri answered, kissing her on the cheek.

“So was the sex great?” Okami whispered, in Ruri’s ear smirking.

Ruri giggled and blushed a bit.

“Oh God yes” Ruri whispered, back.

Itachi smiled a bit, and walked to his room. Zetsu walked up behind the two teen girls.

“Why don’t you ever pick me up like that? Don’t you love me as much as her?” Zetsu teased.

Okami giggled, and put her down.

“I think Itachi might be missing you already, I need to hug and swing, my little uke around, so he won’t be so jealous” Okami teased smirking at Zetsu.

Ruri giggled.

“I bet he is, have fun you two” Ruri said, giggling more as she ran to Itachi’s room.

“Uke? Who you calling uke?” Zetsu teased, walking over and picking her up off the ground, and crushing his lips to hers.

Okami giggled into the kiss, and wrapped her arms around his neck, and her legs around his hips. Ruri ran into the room, and jump on Itachi how was sitting on the bed.

“Miss me?” Ruri purred.

“Always” Itachi purred.

Ruri kissed Itachi on the lips gently, wrapping her arms around his neck, as he kissed back.

THE END.

ILU

Author: Boyue

Naruto and its characters © Masashi Kishimoto

Boyue’s Note: This is done for a challenge on the LeeGaa LJ community. The rules are “put your media library on shuffle, and hit play, then write a fic around the first song you come to.”

Inspired by “What Sarah Said” by Death Cub for Cutie.

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ILU

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“He’s still in V-fib.”

“Clear!”

“Vitals still dropping.”

“Come on… Clear!”

“Doctor…”

“Come on! Come on, Lee, you’re stronger than this! Clear!”

“Doctor… He is gone.”

“No… Lee! God! GOD!”

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Gaara scrunches his nose as the janitor passes by with his cart full of chemicals. A sick nine-year-old has thrown up in the waiting room. His puddle of vomit marks a 5-inch diameter that no one dares to cross. The stench of the vomit is nothing compared to the acrid smell of 409 sweeping across the white tiles. A nurse jogs across with her hands full of patients’ charts. Her stethoscope hangs around her neck like a tasteless scarf. A young newlywed paces nervously back and forth in a confined circle, as if by pacing his wife will make it out of the ER alive. An old man pushes himself through the crowd with a metal walker. He keeps his eyes on the floor as he walks mostly due to the lack of strength in his neck muscles; he is too old and sick to hold his own head up. A teenage girl slumps against the plastic orange seat; she holds her broken wrist with a hand. She stares uninterestedly at the muted television mounted on the upper corner of the wall. An infomercial salesman advertises a new painless hair-remover. The irony is that he is hairy as an ape.

Gaara walks past the vending machines and wonders if it is wrong for a hospital to sell sugar-filled drinks and high calories snacks, and if anyone actually ever buys them. He takes a seat by the front entrance just as a group of interns clock in to start their fifteen-hour shift. They give him a look before they head to the locker rooms. He takes off his coat and throws it on the next seat so no one will sit close to him. He rubs his eyes, stained to a brighter shade of red than his hair. He blinks, hoping the moistures will freshen up his dried-out eyes. He comes up with empty-handed in the tear department. He feels out the heavy bags under them; he must look like a raccoon now more than ever. He leans his head back, lucky that that is where the wall stands. He closes his eyes for a short moment to rejuvenate his exhausted self. He has handled too much today and there are still too much to do.

Someone places a gentle hand on his shoulder and stirs him from the brief moment of guiltless tranquility. He opens his eyes and sees Sakura standing by him.

“Gaara,” Sakura whispers, “I am so sorry.”

Gaara squeezes his eyes and clenches his teeth. An ounce of emotion threatens to escape the tight container. He takes a rationed breath, releases the tension in his body, and looks up at Sakura in her pink scrubs. She emits a soft sigh; her eyes a noticeable grieving red. Gaara looks away and purses his lips shut. There are many questions he wants to ask; many people he wants to blame. But instead, he keeps his words in his chest. He gives a nod of his head - a quiet ‘thank you’ that his mouth is at a loss to utter.

“He went very peacefully,” Sakura says. She swallows a gulp and clears her throat with a cough. She rubs his shoulder and lingers besides him for a moment longer. “If there is anything you need, please let me know. Right now, you should go home and get some rest.”

Gaara nods again. His vocal cord refuses to make a sound since he has screamed enough today to last him for years. Sakura turns around; she slips through the corridor that leads her to the ICU and goes straight back to work. That’s the way it is in a hospital. People die day in and day out. Even if it’s a friend that has passed, they can only mourn for so long before they must return to their professionalism and try to save another life. It’s a cold and emotional way of living.

He wants to take Sakura’s advice and go home. His legs, however, can’t find the will to budge. He crosses his fingers and presses his back against the plastic seat. He looks to the piles of dated health magazines next to him and wonders if anyone cares to read them. Does anyone actually take the advice to do 30 minutes of exercise a day? When someone walks out of the hospital, is it really a life-changing experience or do they go back to living their lives as they always have? People, Gaara realizes, come to a hospital to be treated, not cured. They don’t want to be saved. Maybe it’s because they know they will die eventually. In that sense, Gaara has to correct himself: the hospitals work to prolong lives, not save them.

Gaara glances up to see the Chief of Medicine walking toward him. Her white lab coat stands out and makes her look like an authoritative angel gliding through a sky of monochrome colors. Her heels thump on the dark-grey carpet. One of her hands is tucked inside the coat pocket; the other holds a metal clipboard. She looks down at Gaara; her expression firm and composed.

“Hey,” she says, “I heard about Lee. I’m sorry for your loss.”

Gaara looks at the people besides him waiting for treatments. If Sakura and Tsunade have the time to talk to him, why don’t they use it to see the patients? They need their help more than he does. Their words of comfort are useless against the cancerous grief invading his cells. He stares up at Tsunade’s bosoms and wishes she will wear something more appropriate for a medical professional. He looks down at his wrinkled maroon dress shirt. A button on the cuff is missing.

“I know it hurts, but… it’s just his time,” Tsunade says with a deep breath. Her bosoms expand and lower as she breathes. “Don’t let this doubt yourself.”

Gaara takes his eyes off the Chief. He lets out a low breath and licks his lips. His tongue is moist but his throat is dry. Tsunade shrugs her shoulders in a deep sigh. She walks away without another word. Gaara watches her go as he wonders how many deaths have she dealt with during her career. He wonders how many people she has saved and how many she has killed; and of those she has killed – how many were her mistakes and how many were fate. He wonders if a person can ever become numb to death.

The waiting room is an interesting place. Strangers gather together over injuries and pains; yet, no one tries to comfort another person. No one ever says to someone else, “I’m sorry you broke your leg” or “Good luck with that stomach flu”. They occupy themselves with selfish thought, believing that they deserve to be seen before the other people. It’s the reason why Gaara hates being in a waiting room. The collective smug in the air is what makes the place so gloomy all the time.

A nurse puts down a thick stack of files on the counter of the Nurse Station. A pig-tailed girl bounces playfully up and down in her chair until her mother gives her a smack on the wrist. A chubby man wheezes loudly on the other side of the room; sweat stains his tank top. A surgeon comes out of the corridor and walks to the pacing newlywed. He places a hand on the husband’s shoulder and shakes his head apologetically. The husband lets out a loud sob, clasping his hands over his head. He finally stops pacing and sits down on the chair, sobbing quietly into his laps. That is another reason why Gaara hates the waiting room. There is more bad news than good news. They aren’t just waiting for treatments; they are waiting to be told they have leukemia or an inoperable tumor, or kidney failure, or heart disease or all of the above. They are waiting to be reaffirmed of their own mortality.

“Ex-excuse me, Doctor?” a nervously intern says. He hands over a chart. “The patient in 301 has developed an infection and we need to know what you want to do.”

Gaara looks at the chart dangling in front of his face. He lowers his head and stares at his shoes. He wants to tell the intern to find someone else to be a hero as he is incapable of saving anyone. He couldn’t even save his lover-turn-patient. All he could do was watch the numbers on the monitor plummet and know that each rapid beep took Lee further away from him. He has lost patients before; but it is the first time he has ever watched someone die.

“Doctor…?”

He uncrosses his fingers and takes a long breath as he gazes up at the egg-white ceiling. He closes his eyes at the illuminating fluorescent lights. He wants to stay seated but he remembers what Tsunade said about not doubting himself.

“Let’s go,” Gaara says as he picks up his lab coat tossed on the seat and puts it on.

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THE END.

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Boyue’s Note: This is the fourth story of mine in which Lee has died. Why do I keep killing Lee? Well, I think in a LeeGaa relationship, it will hurt Gaara more if Lee dies than vice versa. I think Lee will be able to keep Gaara’s spirit alive in him and move on while Gaara will sulk now that he has lost another person he cares for.

I am bad with titles and endings.

2.11.09

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