Fudge it!

Okay people. Or.. Manga readers.. more specifically, online manga readers. I'm sure everyone sort of glazed over the spot where Shizune seemed a bit overzealous in bugging Tsunade about Naruto. I thought that scene was a bit random, since they had already

Spoilers bitches!

confirmed that Sai was going to be on Naruto's team. Shizune just pestered Tsunade with question after question about Naruto. So you can draw two conclusions.

Shizune cares for Naruto, but in that family/friendly sort of way.

Or, if any of you can possibly figure out that I love obscure pairings...

NARUSHIZU!

NaruShizu is canon. Kiss my firm brown Asian ass.

Fudge it!

Author: SeikoTuNeR

Heavy and thick rain pounded endlessly on the village of Konoha. Dark stormy clouds gave a roar quickly bringing a flash of light, illuminating the dark village for a brief moment.

A lone shinobi slowly walked down a puddled path in extreme effort not pass out before getting home.

Rain. Water. The supposed bringer of life. Life's first attempt was said to have started in a puddle.

Uzumaki Naruto snorted at the notion. Who gave a crap what the experts say. He hated rain. It got in his hair, made other people sick, who would in turn sneeze on him, and it just plain dropped his mood.

And the leaks. Dear heavens have mercy the leaks in his apartments pissed the shit out of him. He'd fall asleep with his mouth open and would almost choke on the disgusting water that went through the roof, the glue that held the roof on...

Gross.

Naruto kicked his door open (he never locked it) and gave a quick scan and a sniff from his nose to see if anyone was in here. Sakura's familiar scent floated in, and so did Iruka's, though Iruka's scent was stale and old. Most likely from when he was there yesterday.

Naruto hadn't seen Sakura in what seemed like weeks. But she cared enough to show up once in a while to make sure he was still alive and had food.

Tonights meal (or breakfast, it was 3 in the morning) was some sort of concoction of vegetables, meat, and a side dish of rice.

Far to lazy too warm it up, (along with avoiding the smell that came with heating up stir fried) he shoveled it all down.

It was cold, the taste was probably a little stale, but it was great compared to the shitty rations ANBU personal got for distant assignments.

Perhaps knowing that it was personally made by an old friend made it better, but still.

Rations sucked fish sauce.

He looked over to his right and notice a small box. He opened it and looked inside to find a strawberry vanilla slice of cake. Naruto winced. Did he just flake out on Sakura's birthday?

Naruto finished up his meal and cleared everything away. He pulled off his foot wear and looked irritably at his calloused foot. He flicked the bottom of his foot, slightly chuckling at the fact that he couldn't even feel the flick.

He tore off his clothes and armor, almost zombie like and head towards the bathroom. He glanced at his calender and there in his tiny print read “Sakura's Birthday!” He sighed and made plans to get her something eventually

He turned the water on and stepped in.

As the ice cold water hit his body, he didn't even flinch. He lathered himself off to get rid of the sweat, the musk and the overpowering smell of blood.

But blood never really went away. It was always there, with its metallic coppery taste, its smell that just couldn't be described, the way it ruined all of his clothes, the way it always got stuck underneath his fingernails..

He hated blood more than he hated rain.

Naruto made his short journey from the bathroom to his room in a slight daze. He leaned against his table to pull his undershorts out, but he just stayed there.

He noticed something that hadn't been there before.

It was a picture roughly three years old. He had just come back with Jiraiya and was hopping around with Sakura and Kakashi.

Kakashi, as usual, had his head in his book walking slightly behind Naruto and Sakura. He seemed to be talking about something to Sakura, whom oddly enough seemed interested.

The picture was a rather good close up, no blurs or odd beams of light shining.

He studied his face for a long time.

It didn't look at all like it did in the picture. He had this brilliant tan and sparkling blue eyes. His face had more of a circular shape, and his hair just seemed to scream spunk.

His reflection looked down right evil. His eyes were dull shade of blue, his hair drooped down, seemingly loosing its ability to defy gravity, his tan was gone, and he had light bags under his eyes from lack of sleep.

He thought about how many people he had killed in a span of two years. He couldn't remember. He used to keep exact memories of every person he's had to kill in the name of Konoha, for his own guilt trip. But recently, his memories of them had begun to fade.

He wasn't sure if he was happy or not.

He hadn't had a nightmare in a long time, and he had always personally welcomed them. He felt normal with them.

Naruto hated to kill. Even those who deserved it, whose lifestyle begged for it. He hated it more than blood and rain put together. But he was supposed to not only accept it, but do it as many times needed.

He tried to remember his childhood 'Ninja Way'. He couldn't recall it right now, but he had a feeling he was breaking his own oath.

He wasn't an official ANBU squad member, but a trainee. Tactics, techniques, mind games, communication were drilled into his brain all during missions. He could tell he was being brainwashed into their thinking, but he fought it.

Now that he thought about it, his superiors actually told him all ANBU are modified to an extent. To keep them from hesitating or some crap like that.

He watched with some foreboding sense of curiosity as a single drop of rain water went from his eye down to his chin. He irritably looked up at the link only to find it wasn't there.

It was a tear.

As another one slid down his cheek he glanced at himself confusedly. He was in more of denial than anything else.

He was miserable. He hated being a shinobi. He hated early mornings and late nights. He hated watching the life leave the eyes of his new statistic. But he couldn't quit. He was a man of his word. He never quits.

But he missed his friends more than anything else. Before heading off into ANBU he was just starting to finally getting to know everyone more.

He learned Shikamaru was a fantastic Go player.

He learned Neji vented by not only pushing his body in training, but by watching porn.

Lee owned every gaming system in history (even though he hardly played them since he graduated)

Chouji ate everything in sight (he had already guessed that before he started talking to him)

Ino loved watching cartoons.

And Sakura loved strawberry vanilla cakes for her birthdays.

But he knew deep down that his problems now would pale in comparison to being a Hokage. With that position, he wouldn't be the one killing or loosing touch with his friends, he'd be the one choosing who gets to kill with the possibly of sending his own comrade who just might get killed on the damn mission he sent them to.

Naruto chuckled darkly.

“Fuck the free world.”

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On a typical Wednesday afternoon, Tsunade wasn't hounded by work. When she had first got the job, things were so hectic because of the recent invasion from Sound and Sand. Buildings needed to be constructed, newer safety measures were being implemented to keep civilians and younger nins in training safe, beefed up security, and better qualified Chuunins. There were countless others that kept her up into the wee hours of the morning, if it hadn't been for Shizune, Tsunade was sure she'd go insane. Speaking of Shizune, she hadn't seen her the past couple of days. Shizune had left her a note saying she was taking a leave of absence... still.

But back to her old busy schedule, that was almost 5 years ago. Things still were a bit uptight, but it wasn't anything that strangled her from when she got up till she dropped on her head unconscious.

She sat in her chair mulling over an individual that she didn't want to admit, but missed dearly with a dose of growing concern.

Uzumaki Naruto had jumped Jounin status and went straight into being recruited into the notorious ranks of the ANBU. She had never really cared for the group, with their merciless training, strict code of constant vigilance, it all irked her. She knew they were needed and important, not to mention under her direct authority, but she never really got along with them. She used them for her purposes and that was that.

But ever since Naruto had been recruited, her annoyance with them only grew. Naruto, ever the ambitious one, gave it a nights sleep and joined. Over the past year, she'd seen less and less of him. Her most recent visit with him had infuriated her the most.

He looked so bone dead tired. His smile was so pathetic and slapped on, she wanted to smack him across the room and yell at him to act normal. She knew he was nearing a breaking point, and she couldn't do much to help. Even though she had authority over the ANBU as a whole, she had no power over who was to be recruited (though she could recommend) and couldn't strip someone of their membership unless under extreme circumstance.

Naruto was hardly ever home, so she couldn't even talk to him enough to even try to suggest the idea of leaving the damned thing. She tried to stop thinking about but her eyes wondered over to a picture of him and Sakura almost over a year ago. The difference between the picture and her current vision of Naruto made her shudder.

There was a knock at her door that gave her more of a shock than it should have.

“Come in.”

The door opened and an ANBU member walked in and removed her mask. She had a young but stern face, with hair that one couldn't describe any other than the color purple that went down to her back. Her armor hid her body well, but other than that, she was one of ANBU's top members.

“Bizen Sayoko, to what do I ow the pleasure?”

Sayoko was the only one who didn't annoy her. Maybe it was because she was female. Tsunade wondered if she was unconsciously sexist.

She blamed Jiraiya.

“Hokage-sama. We have a bit of a problem.”

Her elegant eyebrows rosed a notch.

“Problem?”

“Uzumaki Naruto has been missing for two days.”

Tsunade rose to her feet, already having a sick feeling pitted in her stomach.

“Two days? Why haven't I been notified before?”

Sayoko pulled out a small stack of papers from her pouch.

“These were a couple of messages that got routed to Shizune-san. A number of people didn't know she was on a leave.”

Before Tsunade could figure out what to do they both noticed two familiar chakra signatures nearing the door.

“Uzumaki!” Sayoko had whirled around and was glaring daggers at Naruto.

“Bizen?” Tsunade noted that he looked a tad healthier from the last time she saw him. And then of all people, Shizune was standing next to him.

“Uzumaki-” Tsunade cut her off.

“Naruto, where have you been these past two days?”

Naruto looked from Tsunade to Bizen, and figured talking to Tsunade was a better choice. Bizen didn't look too happy.

“I sent a personal letter to you .. two days ago. You never got it?”

Sayoko clipped voice went across the room.

“And you didn't even notify your superiors as well? What of your ANBU responsibilities?”

Naruto's almost carefree demeanor disappeared and he went cold.

“According to article 4 section 1, I don't have to tell you that I quit and was only to send my resignation to Hokage-sama.”

Odd loophole it was, she couldn't really fire anyone, but they had to notify her if they wanted to quit.

Tsunade went around the table and took the papers from Sayoko, who at the time seemed to have lost it. She found his resignation and his letter.

His print was irritatingly small, but at least legible.

Tsunade-sama :

I'm going to leave for a few days. I don't know how to put it, but I can't really deal with the ANBU right now. I hope you don't think of me as a coward for quiting the ANBU, but maybe I'll tell you the crap thats been going on in person.

Naruto

“You.. you quit? Why? You have so much potential and power..”

“I didn't want to anymore. That's all. You don't need to ask a bunch of questions about it.”

“Bizen.” Tsunade called out, “I believe you can go now.”

There was definitely more to Naruto's relationship with her than they were letting on.

“Yes mam'. Hokage-sama, Shizune-san..” She gave a short bow but her eyes lingered on Naruto longer than they should have, but nothing in her posture or eyes gave anything else that would have revealed her intent.

She put her mask on and walked out.

Tsunade put a stern front and said in her most authoritative voice “So you quit?”

He impishly scratched his head.

“Uh yeah..”

Tsunade quickly embraced him, gently, she didn't want to crush him. Yet.

“Thank God. The last time I saw you, I thought you were dying.”

Naruto slowly returned the hug and enjoyed the experience he was denied a great number of times in his life.

“I was. That's why I quit.”

Tsunade let go and tried to hide the tears that were threatening to fall.

“Aw? Was the big meanie Hokage actually worried for little ol' me?”

Putting her extreme relief aside, Tsunade grabbed him from the neck of his shirt and threw him out the window.

“Fucking haaaag!”

Tsunade than averted her attention to Shizune who busied herself by scrummaging through the papers she put on the desk.

“Shizune? You've been with Naruto these past couple of days?”

“Hai. I'm sorry.. I didn't mean any harm..”

Tsunade laughed. “Are you kidding me? I'm glad. Give him another year with ANBU I'm sure he'd have snapped. And I'm sure you showed him a good time?”

Shizune gave a short chuckle. “Course. He's so old but.. theres so many things he hasn't done or seen. With all that raging inner kid in him, it surprised me the whole time how he seemed to question me on everything he saw. You forget sometimes, with the way he acts, that he's been alone his entire childhood.”

“Hmm.” Tsunade looked thoughtful.

“But what exactly did you two do? If I didn't know any better, I could have sworn he was holding your hand on the way in..”

Shizune looked surprised herself. “ I honestly don't know. We were fine just walking along side each other, but when we got close to your office, he started tensing up and when he saw Bizen he grabbed my hand.”

“Odd.”

“I know.”

Naruto climbed his way though the window, huffing and puffing, and pissed to no end.

“Damn it! Do I look huge and have white enormous hair?”

Shizune and Tsunade laughed at him, which only irritated him further.

“Not fair. I didn't even see it coming!”

“Its okay, Naruto.” Shizune cooed. “All in good fun!”

Naruto's eyes bulged out.

“Good fun? Good fun is watching a movie or video taping Kakashi get chased around by a herd of women, not getting thrown out of a 24 story building at 100 miles per hour!”

Still laughing, Tsunade figured today was a day and herded Shizune and Naruto out the door.

“C'mon, brat. We're going to my place. Then you can tell me everything thats been happening to you.”

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Gyea! Ground breaking NaruShizu stuff. Sort of. Not yet I suppose. I hope you all enjoyed this. I don't know how much effort I'm going to put into this since I really want to finish Blondie, but this idea's been buggin the shit outta me since I started on Blondie.

Caught in the Act

Summary: Naruto and Shizune have been dating for a while in secret, and now that he‘s 18 they decide to let it leak out. While waiting for Tsunade to meet them so they can let her in on the fact they are dating, Shizune jumps Naruto and then comes the title…

I’m doing this because God Of Wind is giving me trouble and a headache due to intense writers block. Also I’m doing this because I like the pairing and find the Naruto/Shizune M rated section pitiful.

Caught in the Act
Author: Narutomaniac

“Ne, Shizune-chan when’s she gonna get her?” questioned a surprisingly nervous blond, while he shifted from foot to foot.

Across from him stood Shizune a true natural beauty in a black kimono with shoulder length black hair and high heels looking gorgeous and sexy yet innocent at the same time without even trying. She was also looking somewhat nervous. “I don’t know Naruto-kun. She said she’d get here once her shift at the Hospital was over, so depending on if she got roped into a surgery or something she could arrive anywhere from a minute to an….” Shizune trailed off as she noticed Naruto lift the front of his black T-shirt up to wipe the sweat from his brow showing his chiseled abs. Subconsciously licking her lips she couldn’t help but to gaze at the young blond before her. He had gone from a loud blond midget, to a loud 6’3 perfectly muscled blond Shinobi. He was clad in his black Anbu pants with bandages wrapped around his ankles to his black sandals, loose black T-shirt with his necklace from Tsunade hanging overtop it, black wrist bands, his long blond locks that reached his shoulders kept out his eyes by his Hitai-ate, and his custom pure white Kodachi secured in the small of his back. So overall he looked delicious to the increasingly horny kunoichi.

Noticing her dazed look Naruto started to back away. He knew what that look was, it meant he’d be experiencing extreme pleasure very VERY soon. While he wasn’t opposed to the idea, he just didn’t want it to happen in the Hokage’s office with a picture of his Father as well as the Sandaime with what appears to be at the moment anyways perverse smiles trademarked by the Toad Sannin himself, not to mention a pervert hating Godaime Hokage could walk in at any moment. “Shizune-chan it wouldn’t do for us to get into it here, I mean um…Tsunade-baa-chan would get pissed if she caught us.” argued Naruto while trying to back away from a now very horny Shizune.

Slowly advancing on her prey Shizune sensually untied the sash holding her kimono together while swaying her hips seductively. As her kimono opened revealing her bare perky small C-cup breasts, and freshly shaven soaking wet pussy she shrugged the kimono off her shoulders to the ground and continued to advance. She quickly backed the now drooling blond up against the wall when a scalpel suddenly appeared in her hand, with a deceivingly sweet smile and tone she said, “Now now Naruto-kun, you want this as much as I do. So you can either strip willingly or buy new clothes, since either way you WILL be inside me soon.” after getting a nod from the now stripping blond she smiled warmly before tossing the scalpel to the rest of her clothes she said “That’s my Naruto-kun, now trust me you wont regret it.”

With a sigh Naruto dropped his boxers in the pile of clothes next to him, now only wearing his necklace he turned back to Shizune only to see her on the floor between his knees fondling his rapidly hardening cock. “S-shit Shizune-chan your not wasting any time are you?” questioned the blond while watching her take the head in her mouth and swirl her tongue about the tip. While fondling his balls with her left hand, and vigorously pumping his shaft. “D-d-damn Shizune-chaaaaaaaan ugh you really want your treat don’t you?” asked Naruto as he moaned barely registering the slight nod his lover gave, while taking him deeper in her mouth actually entering her throat a bit. Several minutes into the intense blow job Naruto let out a strangled cry to warn his lover. “Ah s-s-shit Shi-Shi-Shizune-CHAAAANNNNN!!” was all he managed to get out before unleashing torrent after torrent of his seed into her waiting mouth.

After greedily swallowing her lovers seed Shizune stood up grasping Naruto’s still hard dick, she lead him over to the Hokage’s desk where she then cleared off a large stack of papers off the desk to the floor. She then sat upon the desk legs spread wide and inviting. Naruto stared upon her drenched pussy with a hungry look, before locking eyes with the beauty before him. After a few seconds that seemed like minutes the blond slowly almost teasingly lifted her legs up kissing them tenderly as he placed them both on his shoulders. As he slowly kissed his way down her milky white thighs getting moans of pleasure from the beauty looking down at him, till he reached the prize.

Shizune cried out “OOOOOOHHHHHHH KAMI!! NARUTO-KUUUUNNNNNN!!” as Naruto plunged two fingers deep inside her, and locking his lips over her clit and sucking hard while flicking his tongue over her vulnerable clit over and over. “OH KAMI NARUTO-KUN IT’S SO GOOOOOOD!“ she cried out again moaning repeatedly as her lover nibbled her clit softly while fingering her fast and hard, eagerly lapping up her wonderful juices as she neared orgasm by the second. Mere seconds later Shizune let out a scream of pure ecstasy as she convulsed shaking violently, and grasped to handfuls of blond hair before squeezing his head between her thighs.

Once she had rode out her orgasm, and had let go of his hair Naruto sprung up gasping for air. ‘Damn as much as I love her orgasms, she can be a little violent I almost suffocated…though it’s better than her choking me.’ thought the blond while he licked his fingers clean and said. “Shizune-chan I think we should get dressed now, we’re pushing our luck as is.” After not hearing a response he slowly turned his head to meet the lust filled gaze of the Medic Nin. “Shit.” was all he got out before being all but shoved to the wall in a ferocious kiss from his lover. As their tongues danced he felt her stroke him, after yet another failed attempt of holding in a moan he decided to say fuck it and gave into the pleasure.

“Naruto-kun I know your afraid of Tsunade-sama’s wrath so I’ve decided we can do your favorite position.” cooed Shizune as she turned so her back was up against his chest before she slowly and sensually bent forward grabbing her ankles near the straps of her high heels. Then with a glance upwards she winked causing Naruto to throb in anticipation.

‘Damn it she’s so wet, open, juicy, sexy, hot…Damn her she knows I love this position!’ Mentally cried Naruto with anime style tears rolling down his face, before quickly grasping her hips and rubbing her sweet nether lips with the head of his throbbing erection. Slowly since she was tight normally, but twice so in this position. As he got as far into her as he could which was a good three quarters of his length. Once in as far as he could, he slowly withdrew before plunging into her making her cry out in pleasure. “S-s-shit Shizune-chan your s-so tight…I love you so much….” grunted out Naruto as he continued to plunge into his lover, while thanking Kami yet again that her Taijutsu style revolves around flexibility thus allowing her to comfortably do this position.

“N-Naruto-k-kun MMMMM it feels so GOOOD…I‘M CUMMING!!” moaned out Shizune as she came with a passion, arching her back while straightening up and grabbing the back of Naruto’s head, while forcing him to her neck. Which he promptly licked and nibbled whilst fondling her left breast with his left hand and wrapped his right arm around her waist to make sure she wouldn’t collapse. Moments later after his continuous pumping, and her tight convulsions around his stiffness he grunted out that he was cumming before quickly emptying his seed inside her prolonging her own orgasm. As Shizune was coming off her high she noticed that Naruto had stopped whispering his love into her ear. Slowly looking up she saw a slack jawed Tsunade staring in shock at her apprentice and unofficial adopted son standing nude in her office, while he’s still inside her. “Uh….” was all Shizune could get out due to being shocked out of her lust fueled trance.

“Um….Yo Tsunade-baa-chan…Shizune-chan and I are dating…thought I should let you know hehehe.” nervously blurted out Naruto while scratching the back of his head, causing both women to sweat drop and make him think ‘Shit’….

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A/N Ok so this was just a oneshot because I was bored, am currently experiencing writers block on GOW, and am saddened by the lack of Naruto/Shizune lemony goodness. Now this only has perhaps a half hour of solid work into it, though was written over several hours…TV occupied most the time.

Hospital visits

Hospital visits...

Author: Demon God of Chaos

Disclaimer: This was inspired by my classmate’s stupid behaviour… I hope you guys like it. Hospitals bore me… then what about Naruto? I asked myself… but the realisation that there’d be so much eyecandy sunk in and then I just sighed… nurses are CUTE. I like the way that they move... the image of Tsunade in a doctor's coat would be pretty nice to look at, had there been any... but alas, i'll have to settle with the mental ideas...

Naruto had a dislike for the hospital. He looked at the walls, knowing that he’d need to remain for some time, knowing that the wounds he had sustained were good enough to render normal people in the hospital for weeks, or even months, but still he managed to get back on top in a few days, thanks to his accelerated healing factor which kept him up and running for weeks without food, since he had gone without food for some time once, about 3 weeks when nobody had checked up on him, the Hokage being in Iwa for peace talks or something, thus nobody being there to help him get food. “I hate being here… “

“It isn’t too bad, Naruto-kun.” He heard a voice, looking at Shizune who entered, dressed in one of the smallest nurse’s outfits that he had ever seen, his eyes roaming over her form and his mouth being unable to speak for a few moments, just processing what had happened. She had just entered in the sexiest outfit that probably existed, still managing to sound so cute and innocent about the evilness of the hospital. “Does this outfit look good on me? It’s the new issue of uniforms and from what I’ve heard is that it is supposedly too risqué, but what do you think?”

Naruto’s mouth was sealed shut, his natural reaction though being more prominent, but he managed to hide it by shifting slightly in his seat, looking at her, seeing the cleavage and gulping deeply while he managed to choke out: “It looks very good, Shizune-neechan.” She nodded enthusiastically, looking at him for a moment before hugging him gently; “You shouldn’t be too worried about your stay here, Naruto-kun. I’ll do anything to make it as pleasant to you as possible. Tsunade-sama will come to see you soon too, she will need to do some blood tests, to ensure that you didn’t catch a weird poison in your system, though it probably won’t be the case, she wants to make sure.” Naruto nodded, feeling the flesh of her breasts against his arm and feeling the urge to just go and fondle them, wanting to have the pleasure of the flesh available to him. He looked her in the eyes and said; “Will all the nurses be wearing that?”

Shizune nodded, looking at him for a moment, and then decided to say: “Does that bother you?” he shook his head, smiling slightly, then said; “I won’t see them. The only ones I’ll see are you and Tsunade-baachan…” she frowned, then sighed and said; “I guess some are still prejudiced… I’ll have to have a chat with them later on.” The latent killing intent in the statement wasn’t hidden, Naruto looking at her with a small bit of surprise that she could master the killing intent, even though she was a Jounin level shinobi.

“Don’t worry, I’ll be here every now and then to check on you, okay?” she winked at him, causing him to blush a bit at the wink, then she laughed, a sound which seemed to be the sound of angels, his position being a bit painful due to the little problem that he had.

” Naruto-kun, there you are…” Tsunade entered the room, causing his eyes to widen at the sight that she presented, her breasts making sure that his eyes did not rise to her face, his throat suddenly feeling very dry. The feeling persisted, making him question whether it would be appropriate if he just went to the bathroom to relieve himself. The outfit that she wore consisted of a doctor’s coat covering a tight button up blouse, which currently was missing a few of the buttons due to the big things that they needed to be holding inside, thus giving him a good amount of cleavage to look at. The feeling that went through his body was pure lust, the look on his face making him look like a frightened animal. “No need to be afraid of me, Naruto-kun…”

She bent over, giving him a good view of her cleavage, though unintended. “Are you alright? Come, let me check your temperature.” Her hand went to his forehead, to check the temperature, which made his face turn warm to the touch, which made her look at him and say: “ Are you blushing, Naruto-kun? Is it that I excite you?” she touched his cheek softly, causing him to blush even more, though he kept his hands to his sides, not wanting to look at her, though she grinned slightly, then moved away: “Of course you wouldn’t. Only hentai like Jiraiya would like these big things… You’re more modest then that, aren’t you?” she asked, while having grasped her breasts in her hands giving them a bit of a lift, then releasing them, causing them to jiggle.

Naruto’s every sense said that he would need to jump on the woman and just rip the clothing off her body, then deliver his seed within her so offspring could be created, but kept himself back. This was one of the few people that he cared about, and he wasn’t going to ruin their relationship.

Damn, I can’t even masturbate here…he thought, looking at her as she began to measure his vitals, her fingers touching the base of his neck slightly, giving him a look at those big breasts that adorned her figure, before she proclaimed that he was pretty fine for his age, though a bit malnutrition having been over the years, which she attributed to his fondness for Ramen.

“ Ramen is nice, though it’s the only thing I can afford…” he said, looking at her with a sad look in his eyes. She looked at him and he shook his head; “ Don’t worry too much. It’s cheap and it tastes good, but the rest of the food is just a bit too expensive to pay for…” a raised eyebrow, his answer being: “ Well, the prices seem to go up every time I come, the price for a simple vegetable is more then ramen.” Tsunade shook her head; “ Why don’t you let me buy your groceries then? I’m sure that they’ll do nothing when I ask for some vegetables. You’re still a growing boy, and I won’t have you be so tall because of bad nutrition.“ she gave him a little peck on the cheek, before she went out of the door, giving the comment that she’d be coming back later for the blood tests.

He watched her ass sway as she moved from the door to close it and found the boner in his pants to be rather unbearable. But he knew that anyone could come in at any time, and he didn’t want to show that he was masturbating to whoever came into the room. He looked at the clock on the wall, and decided that it would be best to take a nap.

“Naruto-kun? You awake?” he heard a voice, then looked up to see Shizune look at him with an interested look in her eyes and when he got awake, he got up instantly, which made him accidentally knock into Shizune’s breasts, since she had been hanging over his bed for a bit, causing her to give a slight gasp, then let the small clipboard fall to the ground., to which she muttered a small sweatr word, then ducked to get it, with Naruto catching a look at her ass, which was looking pretty good to him, the feeling of lust swelling up within his body once again, the feeling of himself getting another boner making itself known… the groan that escaped his mouth was something that she heard, making her stand up, with the clipboard in hand and she asked; “ is everything alright Naruto-kun? I can give you a check-up if you want me to.” He shook his head and muttered; “ It’s nothing. It’s just hot here…” Shizune nodded. “ Its hot outside too. Most of Konoha is wearing less clothing then before, and some of the shinobi have taken the day off to have quality time with their friends.” Naruto nodded, looking at the door, hoping that nobody would intrude upon the conversation. “ Too bad I can’t get out of here.” Shizune shook her head; “ You might have a dangerous thing happening to you without your knowledge, so the blood tests are necessary.” He nodded, then hoped that Tsuande would come soon, then he’d be out of here in no time.

The door opened to admit Tsunade, this time without the coat, who was looking at Naruto with a predatory grin on her face, a few needles in a box which she held in her hands. “ Time for the blood tests, Naruto-kun…” and then promptly whipped out a needle and threw it at his neck, where it lodged itself within the artery, taking him off guard totally and he coughed a few times, trying to get the needle pout of it, but she came closer and said; “ Just wait a few seconds and I’ll remove it.” He nodded and kept silent, his boner having deflated immediately at the shock.

When she removed it, he was about to go and shout at her, but at that exact moment, a button sprang loose, hitting him in the forehead, making him swear while also freezing his movement as he saw Tsunade’s big breasts sway slightly before him… and the natural reaction of his body once resumed itself, this time not being able to be hidden, Tsunade shaking her head, grabbing a needle and then sowing the blouse shut where the button had come off. “Well at least now we know that he’s not gay…”

Shizune’s comment made him look at the woman, his eyes flashing slightly blood red as Kyuubi’s chakra seemed to come into his chakra coils, a voice inside of him mind urging him to just take the women in the room, against the walls or just forcing them to submit, then give it hard from behind.

A henge was all that it took to eliminate the erection. Tsunade dropped her henge slightly, then modified it in a millisecond, showing an extremely aged old woman. He shivered unconditionally and Shizune just giggled. “Tsuande-sama, I think he will be having nightmares from that…”

And nightmares he did have, his dreams plagued by old shrunken breasts which jiggled in front of his face. He awoke with a start, looking at the ceiling, while noticing that his body displayed the natural morning wood that usually was the case with men. Just at that moment the door swung open and Tsunade entered, accompanied by Yuuhi Kurenai and Shizune, Kurenai taking a seat on a chair, while Tsunade and Shizune both took out a few needles and started to prick in his body. He looked at the genjutsu mistress, who seemed to only wear those wrappings around her breasts till her knees, it forming a dress, some red cloth covering a few parts, including the breasts. He shivered as Tsunade’s cleavage moved into his view,n gulping deeply, hearing Shizune whisper something about a release for Naruto, and something about getting more food to him.

“ Uzumaki-san, I’m here to teach you some genjutsu since you are lacking in that area. Hokage-sama found it prudent to ask me if I would train you in that, which I have affirmed that I would.” Kurenai said, her body moving slightly, giving him view of her cleavage, thus causing the instincts that told him to just grab that tight body of her and then rape it till death to arise once again, only to be forced down again, the feeling that it would be quite painful for him if Tsunade would find out unless she participated… which led him to a fantasy involving all three.

It was decided that Kurenai would come to visit every day around 10, when he should be awake, and he easily settled into the routine of waking up at nine, then having his statistics checked, getting an erection because the women seemed to find it fun to rub against him, or were just so at ease that they just did it on accident, probably not thinking him as a normal male, and possibly a gay one, the thought of which he was fervently opposed to…

He awoke rather late that morning, looking at the white ceiling, thinking about the things that had been done last night, having read some jutsu scrolls, but he was unable to do any of them, since they would be creating quite the mess.

Tsunade entered, wearing that damn tight outfit on her body, which made his penis harden, turning it into something quite uncomfortable, though she seemed not to notice. The needle was inserted into his artery, the moment that it had entered, Shizune entering the room, with the announcement that he had very high hormone levels in his blood. Tsunade looked up at that, then looked at him. ”Any idea why?” He shook his head.

Three quarters of an hour later, Kurenai entered, being dressed in a black top with the wrappings around it, and a red skirt… which was enough to send his body into overload. Shizune’s nurse’s shirt was slightly open, giving him the image of those lovely breasts of hers, while Tsunade’s full breasts seemed to lure him to them with ease, and then Kurenai entered, her body hidden under wrappers. He groaned deeply, then looked at Kurenai and said: “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! GET OVER HERE BITCH!” A chakra appendage grew from his tailbone, shaped like a tail, then latched onto Kurenai and literally dragged her to him, while another went to the door and closed it.

He grabbed Kurenai’s chin, forcefully kissing her on the mouth three milliseconds later. He looked at Tsunade and said in a deeper voice then normal: “You wanted to know about the hormone levels? Well then, become my bitches!”

Sex ensued for three hours and 26 minutes and 41 seconds, in which the three ladies were ravished by Naruto with the use of his body, and chakra appendages.

Three hours after the Incident, Jiraiya comes to visit. When asked whether he isn’t too bored here, Naruto answers: “Not really…” and when Jiraiya passes along a copy of the latest volume of Icha Icha Paradise, Naruto just answers: “Who needs that when you can just have a hot nurse at your every beck and call?” then procures a nice picture, featuring Tsunade in her doctor’s outfit giving him Fellatio, to which Jiraiya’s only vocal reply was an “oh my god…” before he passed out at the luck that his student had been endowed with… along some other things...

He would awake in a dumpster near the hospital two hours later, Tsunade having thrown him from the window and had giggled when he had fallen straight into it, the filth probably being unable to be washed from those stupid clothes that he wore…

In the meanwhile, Sakura was looking for her sensei, until she happened to come across Naruto’s door, which was hermetically sealed with several Fuuin jutsu. Thinking her sensei might be in the room, she waited outside, and Tsunade and Shizune exited the room, muttering about the possible change in demeanor in Naruto, while commenting that it was fun to do at least a few times a day.

Sakura didn’t really know what to make of it, and was knocked out by a genjutsu cast on her which made her see herself tied to a cross being eaten by ravenous toads…

Naruto grinned; “Now just keep sucking and it will be fine…” Kurenai just obeyed…
This is a deleted sex scene I had floating around on my hard drive… so… Its finally posted... and a new sex scene on my profiule on the Adult fanfiction (dot) net... look it up if you're interested...

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