After Business Pleasure

Description: Tenten knows just how to relieve Naruto’s stress after a hard day’s work. How does she do it? A.N.: This is my first attempt at a lemony oneshot, so don’t flame me too bad if you don’t like it. And does anybody notice? There are like no NaruTen lemons at all! I guess I just set the first milestone!

After-Business Pleasure
By Dirty Reid

Tenten smiled as she watched her three year old son Anjin eat his dinner. Tenten had been so happy when she gave birth to her son at the age of twenty. Three years later, Anjin was a very clean eater, unlike some toddlers. He was always sure to never spill his food before he ate it. Anjin looked like his father, but with a couple of his mother’s characteristics. He had a dark caramel coloured mop of hair that was sleek and shiny, but grew spiky when it became too long. He had a cute, pudgy little face that had four faint whisker marks on his cheeks. His eyes were the same brown as his mother’s, but with small flecks of sea blue surrounding his pupils. He had less baby fat than three year olds tended to have, which probably had something to do with his father being a Jinchuriki. Banishing the thoughts, Tenten noticed that Anjin was done his dinner and was looking at her quizzically.

“Kaa-san?” Anjin cooed, tilting his head to the side. Tenten smiled; her son was absolutely adorable when he did that. All of her friends thought that he was the cutest child in the village. On that note, Tenten thought about the now grown-up members of the Konoha 11.

Sakura had married Neji after they had been dating for three years. She was somehow able to get the stoic Hyuuga prodigy to open up and go out with her. How she did it, Tenten would never know. Neji had proposed to Sakura about two years ago, and they had been married within the next six months, much to the displeasure of the Hyuuga Council. Tenten had heard that Neji had just tuned the old farts out, and flipped them the bird once they had shut up. They already had a daughter named Kikyou, and Sakura was currently six months pregnant with twins, and one of the happiest mothers in Konoha.

Ino was in an odd relationship. She and Temari had both fallen in love with Shikamaru, who could not decide between the two of them. Luckily, Tsunade had managed to allow him to marry both of the women he loved. Both of them had been delighted, but still argued about who got the first round of sex every now and then. Shikamaru had arranged a competition of sorts to determine who got the first round; whoever turned him on faster would get the first ‘sex-capade’. After three years of marriage, Ino had given birth to two daughters, and Temari had a son. She was currently pregnant with another child, and Shikamaru was one happy dad.

Hinata, to everyone’s shock, had married Gaara. She had somehow managed to get the red headed ex-Jinchuriki to open up. Naruto had been comically traumatized when Hinata told him that the Kazekage had a deeply romantic side which he brought out only when he was alone with her. They had been married for a year, but they didn’t believe that either of them were ready for kids just yet.

Kiba, Shino, Chouji and Lee were all still single, but they liked it that way. As Kiba put it; ‘We don’t want some broad hanging over us that we have to commit to. Besides, I really don’t like kids.’ The four of them would often have competitions regarding dating women. Kiba and the now buff Chouji usually won. Shino followed closely, and Lee trailed behind, even though he had gotten rid of his eyebrows.

Sighing as she took her head out of the past, Tenten picked up Anjin and held him close to her. Her son instinctively nuzzled her rather ample left breast. In her years of puberty, she had really filled out. Her once small breasts were now larger, fuller, and perfectly rounded. She had shapely hips, a slim waist and very well toned legs. Before she became pregnant, she had been a little on the skinny side. After becoming a mother, she had put on a little weight. Not a lot, but enough to provide some flesh for her husband to knead. She let out a perverted giggle as she tucked Anjin into bed, kissing him goodnight.

Once Anjin was sleeping soundly, Tenten slipped out of her ‘mother’ clothes, and into something a little sexier. She had put on a pink spaghetti strap top and a bright crimson bra and panties. To top off the ensemble, she put on a black miniskirt that barely covered her panties. She knew Naruto would be home soon, and would probably be pretty stressed. Luckily for him, she knew exactly how to relieve him of the stress. She grinned like the little minx that she was; tonight would be a good one.

As she was washing some dishes, she heard the near silent front door of their small house open and shut with a click. Tenten smirked, not turning around. She heard her husband rustling around; probably hanging up his trench coat or something. She continued to wash as she heard his near silent footsteps drawing nearer. She only put down the rag when he pressed his body against her own, and gently began to massage her bum while reaching up her skirt with both hands. His touch made her sigh and shiver.

“Hey, baby.” Naruto whispered into her ear, creating more goosebumps. Tenten smirked sexily as she turned around and leaned up to kiss her husband. The kiss was deep and passionate, making Naruto moan into Tenten’s mouth. Tenten broke the kiss and wrapped her arms around her husband’s neck.

“What’ll it be tonight koibito?” she whispered lustfully into his ear, sucking on the lobe a little bit. “Another gang bang?” she asked. While experimenting with sex in the four years that they’d been having it, Naruto had created the sexual technique he called the ‘Kage Bunshin Gang Bang’. There were two ways to do it. The first was to create a single Kage Bunshin which would take Tenten from the back, while Naruto would take her from the front. The second option was to use two Kage Bunshin. The two Bunshins would take Tenten from in front and behind, while she sucked off the original. Naruto looked rather tempted at the offer, but shook his head with a chuckle.

“No, not tonight sweetie.” He whispered back. He continued to massage her ass, but reached up under her tight shirt to rub her stomach. Tenten moaned; ever since she had given birth to Anjin, her stomach had been a relatively strong pleasure point. She loved having it rubbed, and Naruto often teased her about being a ‘Love Puppy’. Several more minutes of moans later, Naruto reached further up her shirt and began to fondle her breasts. Her moans became stronger as Naruto moulded the firm flesh of her perfect breasts, and gently pinched her nipples. She whined as his hands slid out of her shirt, but she made a little noise of surprise when he picked her up bridal style to carry them to their bedroom.

Once Konoha’s best Jounin had carried his wife into the bedroom, he laid her down on the bed and began to kiss her sensually. Tenten returned the kiss and smirked into it when she felt the bulge in his pants. She licked his lips, asking for entry. He responded and opened his mouth, letting her tongue in to taste him. She moaned into the kiss and began to trail her hands down the fishnet shirt he was wearing. She found the hem and lifted it off of him. Tossing it aside, Tenten began to trace the muscles of Naruto’s body. He had packed on quite a bit of muscle over the past couple of years. He had had to in order to kill both Orochimaru and Sasuke. Of course, the council chastised him for killing one of the last Uchihas, but he didn’t give a shit: A world with less arrogant ass wipes was a better one.

Pushing that thought aside, she moved on to his pants. Grabbing the waistband of his sweatpants and boxers, she slid them off, releasing his large member from its clothed prison. Tenten gently took it between her fingers and began to pump it lightly. Naruto groaned in appreciation. After a moment of lustful kissing and fondling, Naruto looked at her with a pout.

“No fair Ten-chan; I’m naked and you’re not.” He whined. Tenten laughed softly, but sucked in a breath as he began to pull her shirt off of her body, revealing her bright crimson bra. Naruto drank in the sight before he removed it as well exposing her perfect breasts. Naruto began to suck on her collarbone, leaving a faint love mark for later. He trailed kisses down her chest, and eventually took her left breast in her mouth, moving her nipple back and forth with her tongue. Tenten moaned louder as Naruto increased the suction on her breast. He continued to alternately suckle her breasts until she was giving little cries of pleasure and wriggling in delight. Naruto stopped suckling at her breasts, and she moaned to encourage him back. Smiling sultrily, Naruto began to lick her stomach. Tenten giggled as he swirled his tongue around her belly button. Once he reached the top of her miniskirt, Naruto reached behind her and pulled the zipper down. He slid her skirt off and stroked her through her panties. Tenten thrust her hips up to increase the pressure, and Naruto happily obliged. After a moment, he pulled her panties off to expose her blushing vagina to himself. An idea in mind, Naruto crawled up his lover’s body and pulled her upright into a kneeling position. She was curious as to what he was doing until he spread her legs and slid in between them. Grasping her hips after caressing her shapely thighs, Naruto licked her clit, making her gasp. Naruto continued to lick her womanhood until he thrust his tongue inside of her, pressing it against her vaginal walls. Tenten began panting as a heat in her belly began to grow. Soon it reached a boiling point and Tenten cried out as she had her first orgasm of the night. Naruto remained between her legs as her fluids seeped out, drinking every last drop of the semi-sweet vaginal juices.

After a moment Tenten shimmied backwards so that her wet vagina was positioned directly over Naruto’s throbbing manhood. Naruto looked into her eyes and immediately discerned the emotion in them; she was needy right now. Naruto rolled his eyes back and groaned softly as Tenten began to slide down his member, the warmth of her vagina enveloping him. Tenten gasped; no matter how many times they had sex, Naruto’s member always seemed a little large, or her pussy was a little too tight. Nonetheless, the size difference increased the pleasure as Tenten began to rock her hips back and forth. Her husband moaned as she teased him. After another moment, she began to slide up and down his member, slicking it with her juices.

Naruto groaned in pleasure as his wife began to pump her hips faster. He grasped her butt firmly and began to match her motions with his own gentle thrusts. Tenten moaned shakily as the heat in her belly returned tenfold. Through her haze, she managed to utter three words.

“N-Naruto-k-koibito, h-harder.” Tenten managed to breathe out. Naruto grinned at his wife and began to pump further inside of her. Tenten moaned louder as she placed her hands on Naruto’s chest. Naruto could feel the pleasure building in his abdomen, and began to thrust harder. Tenten gave a little cry at his increase in speed, and matched it.

After another minute, Tenten couldn’t take it anymore. She sank down on Naruto’s cock, and cried out in pleasure as her fluids poured out of her vagina. Barely a second later, Naruto shot up and buried his face in her breasts as he reached his orgasm, emptying copious amounts of his seed into her body. Tenten moaned as she felt the warm liquid trickle into her womb.

Tenten sank down onto Naruto’s chest after a couple of minutes, her orgasm finally having subsided. She snuggled into Naruto’s chest, panting heavily. Naruto clutched his wife to him, his still erect member inside her, breathing heavily.

“I love you, Ten-chan.” Naruto breathed, his heaving chest glistening with a thin sheen of perspiration. His wife managed to shift her head to look into his eyes.

“I love you too Naruto-kun.” She whispered lovingly. She gently eased back down onto his chest and drifted off to sleep. Naruto smiled at the cute form of his sleeping wife before lying back and closing his eyes.

Life was good.

Fin.

Blades of Konoha Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Naruto and Tenten are gods. They rule all. I am young adult writing porn. I rule nothing. But I am man! Cook meat on fire! Fire good!

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Blades of Konoha Part 2: The Magic of Kage Bunshin

Author: RasenganWhereTheSunDon'tShine

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With a giggle and a blush, Tenten let herself be swept into the arms of the love of her life, and they all disappeared in a bright yellow flash.

Tenten arrived at her front door a moment later, her face flushed and her breath hitched at the thought of her awaiting bedroom. Clawing at her pockets with a frantic haste, she managed to fish her key out of her pocket, unlock the door, and hurl herself inside before soundly kissing the first Naruto she could grab.

Moaning into his wet lips, she vaguely noted that the Narutos were herding her towards the couch. Gently sitting, she felt the soft suede against the backs of her legs. Everything she owned seemed so coarse when she compared it to Naruto.

Stroking his hair, still slightly damp from sweat, she moaned louder. Everything about him was so hot, so amazing… she couldn’t describe him. Pulling him towards her for a moment, she pressed her forehead against his and pulled away from his face. His eyes were half lidded, as if he was blinking sleep from his eyes. Smiling at his expression, Tenten pushed him down onto the couch beside her, situating herself on his lap. She had always felt at home on his lap; it made her feel safe, and always aroused him nicely.

She wasn’t disappointed, as she could quickly feel his manhood hardening against her. The two clones, which had idly stood until now, were fidgeting as they looked at the scene before them. Smirking at the lust in their eyes, Tenten trailed kisses across Naruto’s jaw, leaving a slick trail to his neck. He shuddered slightly as her teeth pressed into the sensitive flesh at the junction of his neck and shoulders.

Unable to hold back any longer, Naruto started kissing her neck as well, working his way slowly down, trailing her soft skin with his tongue. Noting that she wasn’t wearing a bra, he smirked to himself. Grabbing the top edge of her shirt in his teeth, he wiggled his lips down her breast, stopping just short of her pebbled nipple.

Her breath rattling in her chest, Tenten gazed down at Naruto, who only grinned in response. Still smirking, he lowered his mouth until it was poised directly above the soft bud, and then let out a hot breath. Tenten could feel the droplets of moisture clinging to her skin, goosebumps forming all over her body. It was the most infuriating, wonderful thing she could ever describe, forever taunting her.

“Please…” she managed to say, drawing out the word, her breath coming in quicker and quicker puffs.

At her longing moan, Naruto’s tongue flicked out, roughly poking her nipple. Clenching her teeth, Tenten pushed herself into him begging for more. But he withdrew quickly, slowly working his way back up to her lips.

Through the passionate kiss, she couldn’t form words, but the pleading whine was enough for Naruto. Reaching under her shirt with one hand, he rubbed the small of her back, twirling his fingers over her skin as he felt her back arch at the touch. His other hand quickly undid the zipper on his jacket and was quickly pulled through its sleeve.

Tugging lightly at her lower lip, Naruto broke the kiss, quickly pulling his other arm out of his sleeve and his undershirt over his head. He watched as Tenten also pulled her top off, marveling at how the quick action seemed to take an infinitely-too-large amount of time.

Before she could discard the clothing in her hands, Tenten felt Naruto’s mouth against her breast again, warming her hard nipple in his mouth. Gasping, she barely felt her shirt slipping from her fingers to the floor.

Moving his tongue in quick circles, Naruto’s hand went to her free breast, squeezing and pinching, eliciting more moans from the lovely brunette. Moving his head while he continued to massage her breast, he trailed kisses down her stomach and navel, licking as much skin as he could find.

Finally coming to the edge of her pants, he pulled his hand away from her breast and deftly undid the clasp and zipper holding her pants up, and just as easily slips them off her slender legs. Left in naught but her wet panties, Naruto could easily see the juices rolling down her thighs. With barely a thought, his pants were gone as well.

In nothing but his underwear as well, Tenten could easily see how his stiff member was, pushing against the restrictive fabric. Twisting her body to try to remove his last article of clothing, she realized that her arms were being held down, preventing her from moving.

Turning her head, she could see the two shadow clones, now clad in nothing but boxers as well, softly gripping her arms, lust in their eyes. Glancing back to the original Naruto, he grinned a foxy grin at her.

“Now, now, we can’t have that!” Still grinning, he touched his fingers to the fabric of her panties.

Tenten couldn’t stop the quick spasms that shook her legs as he stroked her slit through the soaked cloth. She tried to grab at his hand, to push him inside her, but the clones held her down. When she bucked her hips, his hand simply moved with her, never changing the soft pressure. Her body glistened with sweat as she panted, begging him with her eyes.

With deliberate slowness, his fingers deviated from their path, catching the edge on her panties. Pulling them to the side, his fingers resumed their taunting, but Tenten gasped at the feel of flesh against flesh, pushing her hips towards him as her toes curled and her back arched.

Naruto smiled at her expression, watching her drift close to orgasm. Pulling his fingers back, he watched her lidded eyes clench in frustration, and she sent him a lust-filled glare. Laughing softly at the not-so-intimidating look, he removed her panties, leaving her naked flesh glistening in the light. Gently touching her clitoris with his index, slowly trailing the finger, slick with her juices, down and past her womanhood, until it rested just over her anus. Eyes widening as she realized what he had been doing, Tenten barely had a moment to prepare before she felt him gently push his finger against the puckered hole.

Slowly drawing him in, she felt her breath hitch as he pushed his finger deeper and deeper inside her. Every time his finder moved, her body would clench and unclench, sending waves of pleasure through her. Naruto slowly drew his finger out of her, letting her anus relax, before pushing into her again, with two fingers this time.

After a small flinch of pain, Tenten once again felt herself immersed in Naruto’s ministrations, her mind slowly clouding once again. Seeing this, Naruto once again removed his fingers, leaving Tenten panting in near-ecstasy.

Pulling his boxers off, Tenten watched Naruto’s member jerk, as if in anticipation. Sitting up slightly from her position on the couch, Naruto placed his hands on her hips and lifted her up, placing he’s butt against his stomach. She could feel hot sweat against his rippling muscles, reveling in the contact.

Looking down, Tenten could see his thick manhood between her legs, and closed her eyes as he started to rub the length of his dick against her hot slit. Quickly slippery, Naruto once again lifted Tenten up, positioning his now-slick member against her second hole.

Whereas his fingers had filled her, his cock felt impossibly large, as if she would split at any second. She could feel herself stretching as he slowly pushed his manhood inside her. She could hear a muffled shout, and vaguely wondered if it was her who had screamed.

His pelvis pressing against her, Naruto started to draw himself out, beginning the rhythmic sequence. It started slowly at first, Tenten moaning loudly in pain and ecstasy, the two shadow clones kneading her breasts as he original quickened the pace. Faster and faster he moved, the sound of flesh slapping flesh echoing through the room. He could feel her womanhood dripping down onto his balls, mixing with his sweat.

Her eyes clenched shut; Tenten thrust her body towards him every time he pushed into her, every pore in her body screaming with the white-hot pressure. The pressure knotted together, ever growing, until it wouldn’t be contained any longer. Spasming wildly, her juice flowed out of her, dripping down her legs in a torrent of hot fluid.

As Naruto slowed his thrusts and pulled out of her body, Tenten recovered enough to sit up more, looking at Naruto apologetically. At his questioning eyebrow, she said simply:

“You didn’t get to cum inside me.”

While she had expected something, a devilish smirk was not one of them. With a soft chuckle, Naruto said, “Well, we’ll have to fix that, wont we?”

Tenten’s eyes widened again as she felt herself lifted over his throbbing member once more, before smiling widely as she noticed the two clones, now devoid of any clothing, move to the top and bottom of the original. Settling her anus around Naruto’s manhood again, she gasped as the first clone poked the head of his dick against the entrance to her sex. Sitting with the Naruto under her fully inside, she pushed against the clone as much as she could, driving his member deep inside.

Arching backwards at the feeling of two cocks, she looked at the up-side-down image of the second clone, standing slightly to her side. Smiling drunkenly as she thought about what was going to happen, she could do nothing more than open her mouth. She wasn’t disappointed, as the clone pushed his manhood against her tongue.

Moaning against her neck, Naruto started to thrust into her ass again, grinding against her every time he pumped his body forward. The first clone also started to drive himself into her, pushing until he could go no further, frantically pounding against her. Tenten moved her head with every thrust, driving the pulsing member in her mouth deeper and deeper.

Every thrust felt like an orgasm to her, each greater than the last. It felt like she had no insides at all, and that the only things that filled her were the three cocks, each battling for dominance, grinding against each other. It was thrilling, addictive almost. Here nerves were screaming at the battle inside her, and she screamed as well, though the member sliding in and out of her mouth muffled it.

When all of the motions increased in fervor, her body couldn’t take it any more, and her muscles rippled as another orgasm tore through her. But this time, unlike all other times, Naruto didn’t stop: instead of slowing down, her orgasm seemed to spur him on to new levels. She could feel every movement, every touch of skin as her sensitivity exploded throughout her body. Every thrust from her lover seemed like eternity, lingering inside her, pounding pleasure throughout her body.

The tempo increased, perspiration shining on every inch of skin, brown and blond hair flinging droplets of sweat flying with every shake. She could feel the fire in her again, spreading from her stomach to her toes, then her fingers, before exploding in a world of light, all time losing meaning. She could feel herself tighten her womanhood as her body jerked, could barely keep herself from biting down on the cock sliding into her throat.

And still Naruto kept pushing, each pumping his manhood furiously inside her. Tenten reacted instinctively to each thrust, unable even to control her limbs. Her eyes were half lidded and cloudy, unseeing in the dominating ecstasy of sex. Barely conscious, but experiencing things she didn’t think possible, Tenten kept going, fighting to stay awake. Every sense was overloaded: every touch was like fire, every sound an explosion, the world constantly flickering. The bitter saltiness of the pre-cum in her mouth was like the first food she had every tasted, and the overwhelming smell of Naruto filled her head.

She could feel herself screaming against his member, the vibrations rolling through her chest strengthening the thrusts. The Naruto underneath her grabbed her breasts, twisting her nipples between his fingers as he thrust faster and wilder. Losing control of themselves, the three Narutos came together, filling her with hot semen.

She felt it pool inside of her, burning hot and wildly churning. She tasted it, the flavor forever etched into her memory, as her lips were pressed against his pelvis, the last hot spurts emptying into her stomach. Everything but the heat of his cum ceased to exist, overpowering her, until her third orgasm wracked her body and she blacked out.

The three Narutos lay there, panting heavily, and the two clones quickly dispelled themselves. For a moment, Naruto was still, catching his breath and reveling in the weight of Tenten on top of him. When he had mustered enough strength, he lifted Tenten off of his limp member, shining with her juices. Moving her to a more comfortable position, he gazed at her sleeping form.

She looked completely spent, every part of her relaxed. Noticing that her face and hair were covered in semen, Naruto managed to carefully remove himself from under her. It probably didn’t matter anyway; he doubted that anything would wake her for a good 12 hours, kunoichi or not. Smiling at the thought as he grabbed a pair of towels, he headed back to find her gnawing on the couch in her sleep. Unable to completely stifle his laugh, he pried her face away from the cushion and cleaned her as best as he could without getting her into the shower. Using the clean towel, he dried her off so that she wouldn’t get cold, and then proceeded to do the same for himself. After all, there was not point in going to bed sweating a river when you could dry off before passing out.

Tossing the now-used towels aside, Naruto wiggled his fingers under Tenten’s prone form, lifting her bridal-style from the soggy couch. He smiled as she unconsciously snuggled deeper into his naked chest, sighing contentedly. Laughing as she scrunched her nose, he meandered his way to the bedroom, gently placing her down and covering her with the sheets.

Deciding that he was awake enough for the shower that she desperately needed, he quietly left the room, turned off the light, and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Stepping into the hot water, he looked fondly at the spider-web cracks spreading from one of the tiles.

Ahh, it was such a wonderful way to christen a new apartment.

Smiling at the memory, he proceeded to wash away the sweat and grime from that night’s lovemaking.

It was good to be alive!

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A/N: I didn’t really expect to continue this story, but it’s just been nagging at my mind for a while. So, I buckled down and wrote another chapter! SQUEE!

I like saying squee way too much… (sigh)

Sadly for you, this is the end. No more surprise chapters, no more smut, just a plain old finished fic. I know, you all weep at the loss, but I don’t write very much. Hell, the first 6 pages of the chapter took me 3 weeks to write. 3 weeks!! I just don’t have the time or energy to spend on any more fics, so unless something drastic happens to me in the next couple of weeks (i.e., I’m hit by a meteor and paralyzed from the waist down, my brain is dissected by aliens until all that remains are the parts of my brain that allow me to write fanfiction, etc.) I shall not add any more chapters.

And so… FAREWELL!!

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Blades of Konoha

Disclaimer: If you think I own Naruto or Tenten, your stuff is stronger than mine and I need the name of your dealer. If you think I own these situations, you’re not completely smashed, and obviously need to order more inebriating liquid(s).

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Blades of Konoha

Author: RasenganWhereTheSunDon'tShine

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Thunk.

Three kunai lodged themselves into the red centers of three targets.

Fwoom!

Crack!

Yet another tree fell over, a deep spiral pattern gouged into what was left of the mutilated stump.

With a tired sigh, Tenten slowly walked over to the weapon-strewn trees in front of her, feet trudging through the dusty grass of the training ground. Her clothes were smudged with dirt and grime, her hair in disarray, and the fading sun glinted of her exposed, sweaty arms. With another sigh, face set in a grumpy frown, Tenten started dislodging her many pointy objects of death.

She stopped, however, at the small laugh of her training companion. Turning slightly, she let out a small huff of annoyance, which only served to push the blonde into full-blown laughter.

“You look cute when you’re grumpy, Ten-chan.”

Tenten tried to be annoyed with Naruto, like Sakura always was, but she just couldn’t help feeling happy when he was around. She smiled as she felt his eyes on the back of her neck, no doubt with that special twinkle only his had. She had always loved those eyes of his, those endless pits of blue that could see into her soul.

With a small chuckle at her lack of focus, he silently walked over to her still form. She didn’t even notice his presence until she felt his strong arms press against her stomach, his hot breath leaving droplets of moisture against her neck.

Tenten’s breath caught in her throat. She loved it when he held her like that. Just being in Naruto’s arms, feeling his muscular chest against her back, just made her feel… safe, like she was drowning in comfort.

Eyes half lidded, Tenten managed to wiggle around enough to plant a quick kiss on Naruto’s smiling lips. She giggled softly as he nuzzled her neck with his nose, kissing her collarbone. The giggles turned to moans as he started suckling on her skin, moving to the top of her breast.

Before she lost herself, though, she managed to pull away from his roaming lips. It took every ounce of self-control not to start ripping his clothes off right there in the training field.

“N-not now, N-Naruto-kun. I’m s-still all sweaty. L-Let me at least get cleaned up first,” she managed to breath out, her mind barely functioning after what he had just put her through. With a soft smile, he just pulled her small form closer.

Leaning slightly, he whispered in her ear.

“Where going to get sweaty afterwards anyway, why bother getting clean now?” His tongue darted out of his mouth, grazing her earlobe. He could feel her body shiver at his touch.

Tenten couldn’t take anymore. Grabbing a handful of his black T-shirt, she pulled his face around, her lips claiming his. Her eyes closed by themselves, and she could feel her tongue graze his upper teeth, taunting him. Before Naruto could react, she pulled away, and licked his earlobe, gaining the same response from him. Grabbing tightly to his shoulders, she leaned forward.

“We can’t very well do it here, now can we?”

With a seductive grin, Naruto reached out with his chakra. In a bright flash of yellow light, the couple appeared in Naruto’s bedroom.

Not wasting any time, Tenten pounce on Naruto, plunging their lips together, her tongue exploring every part of his mouth as they kicked their sandals off. Naruto gladly obliged, and soon their tongues were battling for dominance. When the kiss broke apart, both pairs of lips were red and swollen, and there was a small trail of spittle at the corner of Tenten’s mouth.

Grabbing her waist, Naruto flopped her down on the bed, eliciting a yelp as he landed on top of her, though it was quickly stifled by her moans as his tongue flicked across her exposed neck. He continued to suck and nip at her flesh until he pulled away a few minutes later, leaving a flustered Tenten releasing a breath she didn’t know she had been holding.

As she looked into his twinkling eyes, she could only stare as she tried to regain her breath.

“I love you, Ten-chan.”

Shocked out of her revere, she quickly pressed her lips against his, gently biting his lower lip for a moment, before letting her head drop back to his bed.

“I love you more.”

With a brilliant smile and a mischievous gleam in his eyes, Naruto rolled Tenten over him, until she was straddling his stomach, barely unaware of his throbbing erection. Slowly unbuttoning her shirt, he whispered, “We’ll see about that!”

With a small giggle, Tenten helped him wiggle the shirt over her shoulders, revealing her black, lacey bra. As soon as her shirt made it over her head, she felt his lips meet hers, felt the warmth of his love flow to her stomach. She could feel the heat building inside her, and longed for more.

Naruto’s hands roamed her back, even squeezing her rear, which only made the heat grow. Slowly, tantalizingly slowly, his hands move up towards her bra strap, and with speed that only came with practice, unbuckled the only thing between him and her perfect breasts, all the while continuing their passion-filled kiss.

Relinquishing his hold on her mouth, Tenten could feel him move along her cheek and down to her neck, lingering on the junction between her neck and shoulder. She moaned, urging him towards her pert nipples. Smiling into her flesh, Naruto let his mouth trail lower, his tongue stopping just above the pink of her breast, prolonging the agony. With a frustrated sigh of ecstasy, Tenten arched her back, forcing her breasts into his face. Moaning, she felt her nipple being enveloped by wetness, pulled deeper into his mouth as he sucked harder. Her back arched further and her toes clenched as she felt her other breast in his hand, her pebbled nipple being twisted between his thumb and forefinger. Letting out a cry, she could feel her orgasm coming.

She let out a sigh of disappointment as her lover let go of her breasts, moving to her navel instead. She could feel his tongue on her stomach, sliding back and forth, as he unbuttoned her pants. With a quick motion, Naruto pulled her pants and black panties down to her ankles, and Tenten removed them completely with a soft flick of her foot. Smiling slightly, she spread her legs as she felt his lips move to her inner thighs, exposing her drenched pink folds to him.

Moving up once more, his tongue danced around her wet sex, taunting her. Unable to take the longing, Tenten grabbed a fistful of his hair, pushing him between her legs. As his tongue snaked around her opening, she could feel electricity shoot down her spine, the heat inside her building exponentially. She felt his tongue suddenly shoot inside her, squirming wildly, and, with a scream of passion, felt herself climax as her body writhed at the waves of pleasure washing over her.

Naruto felt his face smashed against her wet folds as she came, he could taste her as she exploded hot liquid into his waiting mouth. With a small smile, he lifted his head from between her legs, his golden hair sliding from her limp hands. As she lay panting, he shrugged his jacket off, and then lifted his sweaty shirt over his head. Throwing the damp clothing on the floor, he gently kissed Tenten on the cheek, savoring her content mewl at the contact. Making soft cooing noises into her ear, Naruto lay down beside her naked body, kicking off his pants, which landed haphazardly on his dresser.

“Do you want to keep going?”

Eyes still half lidded, Tenten turned to her lover, laying a quick peck on his lips, tasting herself along with him. She smiled slightly.

“D-Don’t ever stop!”

With a chuckle, Naruto removed his last article of clothing, slowly leaning in to capture her mouth in his. He felt his lips part to allow her total access to his mouth, which she gladly accepted. Hanging on every moan, he moved his body over hers, giving her a view of his pulsing member for the first time. With a smile, she gently pushed him onto his back, his manhood standing straight in the air. Moving her body down, she positioned herself so that her breast barely touched the head of his penis.

“You did me, so it’s only fair that I do you.”

Before he had a chance to respond, Naruto felt his member being pushed into her mouth. Wet saliva trailed down as her head bobbed faster and faster, going lower each time. He could feel himself in her throat, her slick lips softly pressing at his pelvis every time her head lowered. He could feel his manhood growing harder with every motion she made.

With a stiff moan, his member stiffened, jerking as he released a torrent of his seed into her mouth. Tenten’s eyes widened slightly as she tasted his hot semen, before swallowing the wildly spraying liquid. When the spurting died down, she let go of Naruto’s member, seductively licking a stray trail of white leaking from the corner of her mouth.

Taking advantage of her moment of stillness, Naruto once more wiggled his way onto Tenten, pressing her into the bed as he panted, propping himself up on his elbows. He kissed the tip of her nose, smiling, which earned him a longing mewl. Smiling wider than every, he positioned himself over her, the head of his penis rubbing against her wildly dripping sex. With a small nod from Tenten, he slowly pushed himself inside her, no more than an inch at first. He pulled out just as slowly, giving her time to adjust to the feeling. At Tenten’s moan of desire, he began thrusting deeper and deeper, faster and faster.

She could feel her muscles tense and relax, the rhythmic pumping between her legs, the wave of bliss flowing through her body. It was almost too much to bear. Her entire body seemed to heat up; she could feel her slippery skin sliding against his, sweat pouring off her flesh. He drove himself into her, faster, harder, each time greater than the last. With a final scream, Tenten succumbed to her orgasm, her body bucking wildly. Feeling the walls of her member constrict around him, Naruto let loose his own climax, filling her with the wet heat of his seed.

As both collapsed onto the bed, utterly spent, they remained joined. After a few moments, Tenten felt Naruto slowly draw his manhood out of her. With a content sigh, the two lovers turned to look at each other, smiling. A soft “I love you,” was exchanged, and the two felt the other’s hot breath against their face before falling asleep, exhausted.

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Thunk.

Three kunai lodged themselves into the red centers of three targets.

Fwoom!

Crack!

Yet another tree fell over, a deep spiral pattern gouged into what was left of the mutilated stump.

Back at the same training field, Naruto and Tenten were training once more. Feeling the heat of the sun begin to fade, Tenten looked up to find the first stars peeking out of the inky gray. Turning to Naruto, she noticed that he was staring right at her.

She knew that look in his eyes.

With a winning smile, she sauntered towards him, deliberately swinging her hips with each step. Grabbing on to his chest with one hand, she wiggled her fingers down the front of his pants, where she could feel his member hardening.

With another seductive smile, she gently squeezed his erection and said, “What do you think about going to my place so I can help you out with that?”

Flashing a foxy grin, two shadow clones poofed into existence next to the original, and in unison they said, “I guess you’re going to have to help all three of us, ne Ten-chan?”

With a giggle and a blush, Tenten let herself be swept into the arms of the love of her life, and they all disappeared in a bright yellow flash.

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A/N: There it is! The FIRST Naru X Ten oneshot lemon EVER published on FF! SQUEE! If you liked my first story, send me reviews! If I don’t receive reviews, I’ll have nothing to bake cookies with! And if I don’t get my cookies, I’ll HUNT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME! Thanks! I hate it when people don’t edit their work. As such, I don’t want to be a hypocrite. If there’s something wrong with my story, TELL ME! Thx! - Peter

Sakura's Discovery

Sakura's Discovery
Author: Rinkotsu

I guess this could count as the third installment of my series of funny stories. Sakura goes over to TenTen's shop/house and hears Naruto and TenTen discussing...something. I dunno. I think I went insane in my head worrying about the tornados (yes plural) that could/was plaguing the ATL.

Disclaimer: I have yet give you a reason to sue me lawyers...lets not give you one now.

Start!

Sakura pouted as she walked through the streets. While she was glad that Sasuke finally loosened up after pranking/torturing Naruto, he still denied her request for a date. He claimed that he had to prepare counter measures against Naruto if he ever decides to retaliate. Sighing, she decided to do something constructive for once and take Kakashi-sensei's advice and find something else to contribute to the team. While both Naruto and Sasuke were big ninjutsu users, Sasuke used taijutsu and Naruto used summoning arts. While she was learning how to be a medic, she could use some genjutsu and some taijutsu. But some how this wasn't enough. So she decided to learn kenjutsu. After walking around looking for a ninja shop, she found one.

“House of Blades? How...creepy...” She shook her head and entered. The shop seemed deserted as nobody was at the front counter, but she could hear voices in the next room. So being the nosy person she is, she quietly crept over the door and listened in.

“Oh wow Naruto its so big!”

She nearly fell over when she heard that. 'Wasn't that TenTen' she asked herself.

“I know right?” There goes Naruto. Her mind started to race as she tried to figure out what the hell was going on. To make matters worst, the only thing she could think was logical, her inner self supplied.

HES SHOWING TENTEN HIS MAN-MEAT!

She decided to listen in more to figure it out.

“So how long is it?”

“About 9 to 10 inches, give or take. I haven't had it measured it yet.”

“How in the hell did it get so big?”

“Your asking me?”

“Well it is yours, isn't it?”

Sakura blushed heavily as she pictured what she was talking about. Its not possible, she told herself, but there was rare cases of men being that long. She idly wondered if her Sasuke was that long.

“Can I...”

“Huh?”

“Can I touch it?”

“No way, it might go off if you do!”

“Its that sensitive?”

“Maybe I dunno, it has a mind of its own.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well sometimes when I pet it, it likes it, and wants more, but sometimes when others touch it, it goes off.”

“Well we won't know until we try.”

“Err...go ahead, but I warned you...”

There was a silence as Sakura heard something. It sound like rubbing, which made her blush more.

“Oh wow, its muscles tense up in my hand then relaxed. Is it suppose to do that?”

“I dunno, it never happened like that before.”

“Well...what are you to do with it?”

“Well I-” Sakura had heard enough as she passed out from blushing too much. Unfortunately she fell forward and opened the door causing panic.

“Sakura!?” TenTen exclaimed...then she saw the passed out girl. “Sakura!”

Sakura awoke a few moments later. She opened her eyes and saw the concern looks from Naruto and TenTen.

“Glad for you to join us in the world of the living, Sakura!” Naruto said jokingly.

“What happened? Where am I?”

“You passed out from the heat, I guess,” TenTen said. Then she frowned, “What were you doing anyways.”

“Um...I came over to find a weapon and I heard some talk-” Her eyes widen, “Ohmyfeakingodyoutwoweredoingit!” TenTen blinked, confused, but Naruto from dealing with Konohamaru heard what she said.

“We did not do the dirty deed, even thought I'd be the lucky one if she said we could,” Naruto said cheekily, causing TenTen to blush, “However we were talking about Mr. Snap.”

She blinked, “Whose Mr. Snap?”

“My Venus Fly Trap of course!” He pointed in the corner. She looked and saw the giant plant sitting in the corner...glaring at her.

“Umm...how come that plant is glaring at me?”

“Oh Mr. Snap is a Nin-Plant. I feed him some of my chakra and old kunai for food and he gains more human qualities. Thusly the muscles in his leaves.” To make the point, the plant flexed his muscles.

“Oh...” Sakura said, “Well let me get home, I'm sure my mom is getting worried.”

“Okay. See ya Sakura!” Sakura left the room, and went home. TenTen looked at Naruto. Naruto looked at TenTen.

“Wanna do it?” She asked bluntly.

“Sure!”

Unexpecting

Ok guys. Here’s another oneshot lemon. Obviously, I lied to you guys again. I guess I’ll just try my best to upload each request every 2-3 weeks. For Whitefang16

Naruto & Tenten
Author: Buzz Of The Leaf

“Rasengan!”

Naruto ran frantically towards a log standing towards, while his clone poofed away. He held his hand out and his jutsu hit smack dab in the middle of the log, leaving the log sliced in half on the ground. He panted heavily with sweatdrops running down his face.

Meanwhile in the distance.

Lee was doing push ups and whatnot, while Tenten was throwing her ninja tools at Neji.

She held up her scroll and threw it up in the air, unraveling as it goes up. She jumped and grabbed the end of the scroll and spun up. Ninja tools started flying towards Neji.

Neji closed his eyes and concentrated. He kicked his leg to one side picking up dust in the air. He started his rotation, deflecting all of Tenten’s tools. Neji stopped and saw tools all around him.

“We should stop for the day. We’ve been training for hours now. Let’s rest for a bit.” Neji stated.

After awhile, Tenten saw that her teammates were into a deep nap. She heard something and turned towards that direction. She started running and stopped and stared.

Naruto collapsed and opened his jacket and took off his black tee leaving him half naked. Tenten saw that Naruto had been training for awhile since he had sweat all over him. For some reason, this turned her on.

Naruto continued training.

“Kage bunshin no jutsu!”

Tenten gasped and continued staring at lots of half naked Narutos.

“We’re gonna fight to the death, so bring it on!” Naruto yelled at his clones.

From the view she had, it looked like a bunch of ants clumped up together. Lots of white smoke kept appearing, leaving two left. They both leaped towards each other and punched each other in the face making them fly and hit the ground. Naruto panted more heavily now, while his clone dispersed into smoke.

Naruto grabbed his water bottle and poured most of the water onto himself. This definitely turned Tenten on and she started rubbing through her pants to her womanhood. Naruto’s body was glistening and reflecting the sun off of him showing off his body even more.

Naruto suddenly heard something and threw a kunai in that direction. His kunai was deflected by another. Tenten jumped down and walked towards Naruto.

‘His body looks sooo hot right now,’ Tenten thought.

Naruto looked surprised as Tenten ran her finger around his shoulders. She pushed him onto the stump behind him and started licking his water-covered chest.

“Ugh…..Tenten……” Naruto moaned.

His wet hair started dripping water onto her brown hair. A tent started growing down there and Tenten noticed and started working down towards it, Naruto moaning and loving every second of it. She started unzipping his pants and he gasped as his hard member hit the rushing cold air. She started to lick his tip and underside making Naruto moan. She took the whole thing in and started bobbing her head in time with Naruto’s thrusts. Naruto leaned back and grabbed the stump with his claws.

‘Hey Naruto! Liking that BJ she’s giving ya!’

‘Oh… yes!...I mean… Shut up!’ He broke the connection with Kyuubi.

Tenten continued sucking his member. He gasped loudly and spurted out his seed into Tenten’s mouth. She licked it up around her mouth and got up. She started to undress. Naruto pumped while she did this and soon after they were both undressed. Tenten jumped onto Naruto and started a moist kiss. They both closed their eyes and battled with their tongues and explored every nook and cranny inside their mouths. Naruto soon broke the kiss and sat Tenten down on the stump. He started kissing and licking her neck, moving down to her exquisitely shaped breasts. He cupped her left while sucking on her right. He licked her nipple making it hard, and continued onto her left breast. While he was licking her breasts, he worked his fingers at her womanhood. He started thrusting in roughly making Tenten moan loudly. Naruto brought his head up and started a kiss again, muffling her moans as he thrusted his fingers in.

Soon, she spilled her juices onto Naruto’s fingers. He brought them up to his mouth and sucked on them. He positioned himself at her womanhood and decided to tease her. He rubbed his hard member against her clit continuously.

“Stop…..teasing…..Naruto!” Tenten moaned.

“Fine. If you want it that way.”

He shoved his member in, and inch at a time. His hair brought more water onto her body. He figured she was ready for it all, so he shoved it all the way. Tenten screamed lightly, but soon was muffled again by Naruto’s mouth, bringing them into a kiss again. He thrusted in hard and deep each time. She continued her muffled screams, and after a while…

“Here it comes!” Naruto yelled.

He spilled his seed into her and fell next to Tenten panting hard. Tenten got on top and pecked his lips.

“We should get ready before anyone sees us.” Tenten noted.

Little did they know that Neji and Lee were actually watching them with fully hard members.

That’s it. Hope you guys like it!

R&R