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Thursday, May 8, 2008



Author: fleacollar999

They had the Perfect Plan. While the rest of the Rookie Nine and Team Gai seemed to be getting married, or at least dating, Sasuke and Hinata remained unattached... But not for long if Sakura, Ino, and Ten Ten had anything to do with it. It was time for an Intervention.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura ran up to the dark-haired boy-- no, man. It was hard to believe that everyone was 21 now... "Do you want to go to lunch with me?"

As she fell into step with him, Sasuke considered the offer. It would be a strictly platonic affair since Sakura had shocked everyone by announcing that Rock Lee was now her boyfriend, and it would be nice to spend time with this teammate who had become his friend. Not that he was going to tell her that. He nodded his consent and she smiled and began to lead him to her favorite barbeque place.

"Thanks for inviting me to lunch, Ino-chan," Hinata said excitedly, though quietly, while stepping into the restaurant with her friend. She had gotten over the stuttering in her mid-teens (though she tended to relapse when she was embarrassed or stressed) but retained her mild nature.

"No problem!" The blond said cheerfully. "I hope you're in the mood for barbeque!" Hinata nodded emphatically and nearly bumped into Ino when the blond stopped short. "Look, Hinata-chan! Sakura-chan and Sasuke-kun are here! Would you like to eat with them?"

Hinata was a little surprised because Ino usually did whatever she she wanted to without regard for others, but she bobbed her dark head and smiled brightly at the offer. "Hello Sakura-chan, Sasuke-san," she said as they approached the two ninja. "Do you mind if we eat with you?"

Sasuke simply stared at her, which caused her to shift her weight from foot to foot uncomfortably, but Sakura replied with an enthusiastic greeting and asked them to please sit down.

The conversation was flowing and Ino and Sakura were grinning evilly in their heads while Hinata and Sasuke remained oblivious to the girls' machinations.

"Oh, yum!" The pink haired girl cried as their food was delivered. They had ordered a large platter as a group and it did indeed look delicious.

"It looks delicious," Hinata agreed quietly, putting some food on her plate. Sasuke merely nodded and did the same while Ino piled food on her plate enthusiastically.

It was then that Ten Ten showed up. "Sakura! Ino! Hokage-sama wants to see us right away!"

"Really?" Ino groaned, looking at the food longingly. "Fine." She pulled some money out of her pocket and dropped it on the table. "This should be enough to pay for my share."

Sakura did the same while apologizing, "I'm so sorry you guys! We'll have to do this again later!" She joined the other girls, and Hinata watched as the pink and blond girls exit the restaurant. She sighed; she had really been excited to go out with her friends. Now she was alone with Sasuke-- a man she barely knew.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, muttering, "Women." Hinata glared at him... Well, as much of a glare as she could manage. "What?" He dared her to answer.

"They wouldn't have invited us if they knew they were going to have to leave!" The angry words tumbled out of her mouth. "Not everyone is as rude as you are!" Hinata's pale eyes widened as her face turned pink. "I-- I, um... I -I have to g-go," she spluttered and stood up quickly to leave.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow and smirked; this was definitely not the Hinata he remembered from the Academy. He hadn't had much contact with her in the three years he'd been back, but now he knew there was much more to this Hyuuga than met the eye. And he was curious.

He grabbed her elbow as she walked by. "Don't worry, I'm used to it. Stay with me," he ordered. "I don't want to eat alone again."

Hinata complied in a daze. Why would he want to have lunch with her? "Um, d-do you like barbeque?" She asked, picking at her food. She didn't want to sit there in eternal awkward silence.

"It's alright,"he said, about to take a bite. "I only came here because Sakura wanted to." He chewed thoughtfully. "Do you like it?"
She nodded, "Yes, but my favorite food is... Well, I like shrimp onigiri." Sasuke wondered if she was going to ask about his. He had a don't ask-don't tell policy; if they don't ask then he don't tell. She asked.

"I like tomatoes," he said. Hinata giggled softly and he glared at her. "What's so funny about tomatoes?" He demanded.

She hid a small smile behind a hand and said, "There's nothing wrong with tomatoes, I just didn't expect an answer like that from you." Sasuke looked at her expectantly, so she continued. "I thought you were going to say something more masculine, like 'Red Meat!'."

He stared at her for a moment but then threw his head back in laughter. Hinata looked ridiculous-- he guessed that she was posing in a manner that was supposed to be what men looked like when they talked about meat. Hinata was slightly confused for a moment, but then realized how silly she looked. She blushed crimson at first, then began to giggle, and then burst into laughter-- it really was funny.

It must have been strange to see these two quiet people, one aloof and one shy, laugh so freely. They laughed so freely that an old woman sitting with her friends a couple of booths away turned to shush them.

As the couple's laughter began to die down Hinata nearly died of embarrassment. Because she snorted. That, of course, sent Sasuke into another fit of laughter. "Um...uh-- ex-excuse me, I h-have to g-go to th-the ladies' room." She practically dove out of her seat for the sanctuary the restroom provided.

"BWAH!!" She screamed, bursting into the bathroom. She had never been so embarrassed in her life. She splashed some water on her burning face and looked into the mirror. Hinata didn't know why she was so upset that she had snorted in front of Sasuke. Maybe it was because he was so handsome-- No, it was because she had snoted in front of everyone in the restarant. Yeah, that was it.

She left the bathroom and headed for the table, but when she saw Sasuke smirking at her she nearly turned right back around-- except somebody grabbed her wrist. She turned around slowly to face Sasuke as she tried to keep another blush at bay. She lost. "Don't worry, Hinata-chan," he said as he led her back to their booth. "I'll just try not to make you laugh." The blush was inevitable, and so was the smirk. "Hinata-chan"? That was an interesting development, but it seemed natural so he decided to with it.

One of the old ladies, a friend of the one who had shushed them, sighed. "Do you remember what it was like to be young and in love?" She asked her companions, and a dreamy look materialized on all of their cute wrinkled faces. (Yay old people!)

Sasuke rolled his eyes as Hinata sighed dejectedly and looked down at the table. "What?" He asked insistently. "What's making you sad? Are you still in love with Naruto?"

"No," she said looking him in the eye even though her face had colored again. "It's just that... I've never experienced young love. What I felt for Naruto-kun was more admiration than anything else."

"Che. I never had time for love," he snorted in derision.
"Yes," Hinata agreed. "You were very dedicated to your cause." He nodded gravely and she felt an intense need to change the subject. "What-- what's your favorite color?"

If you knew Sasuke really well and were sitting very closely to him and squinted you could tell he was blushing. "Um, well... You know at the very beginning of spring, and the sakura trees are beginning to blossom, and the buds are just unfolding? The flowers are white, with the faintest blush of pink... That's my favorite color," he said it very slowly and hesitantly. "I used to... To take cuttings of the branches and give them to my mother." He stared off into the distance and Hinata felt terrible for asking him. He snapped back to reality. "What's your favorite color?"

She smiled; he wasn't mad at her. "When I see my favorite color, it's not just a color to me... It's an entire sensory experience." Sasuke raised his eyebrows in interest. "My favorite color is the green of the grass in the summer, and when I see it I can feel the sun on my face and hear the birds sing and smell the flowers... It's so wonderful."

Sasuke nodded and the ghost of a smile appeared. "I would have thought it'd be purple since you wear it all the time."

Hinata blushed a little ( favorite color...), and giggled, "I do like purple, but it's not my favorite. I wear it because grass green would look terrible on me." She stuck out her tongue and he smirked.

"Yeah, it would," Sasuke said. She glared at him. "What? You were asking for it." Hinata rolled her eyes and the conversation went on.

Meanwhile, the three little old ladies were spying on the pair. "What's going on?" The one with the brown eyes asked. Her back was to Sasuke and Hinata. "How are they reacting to each other?"

"It's so adorable!" The one with green eyes sighed. "They were nade for-- Hey! He just blushed! Sasuke blushed!" She hissed at the old lady with blue eyes who was scribbling in a notebook.

"What?" Brown-eyes gasped. "They're talking about favorite colors!"
"Shh!" Green-eyes was watching them intently. "Oh, my gosh! He's smiling! She's blushing!" She began to shake Brown-eyes' shoulder. "What are they talking about?"

Brown-eyes turned her head slightly in order to hear better. "She's saying that green would look terrible on her"
"Well, it would-- Ino! We have a smirk from Sasuke and a glare with a stuck out tongue from Hinata!" Green-eyes said to Blue-eyes.

"Sakura, be quiet," Ino hissed at Green-eyes. "They'll hear us and it'll be all over!"

Sakura sulked. "Well, Ten Ten thinks it's exciting, too."

"Yes, it is, now shut up! Do you want me to be able to hear their conversation or not?" She muttered.

Sakura gave up and looked at the pair again. "Just look at them!" She gushed. "Oh, young love is so inspiring. It makes me want to dance with joy or-- what?" Ino was looking at her as if she were insane.

"You really are dating Lee, aren't you?" She whispered.

Sakura's face turned the shade of her hair, and it looked really odd. Eventually the blush died down and she began chattering away about how cute it all was as Ino and Ten Ten glared at her and, sometimes, smacked her upside the head.
It went on like this for what seemed like forever until even Sakura got tired of talking. "Ino, what's the blush/smile ratio for Hinata?"

The blond girl looked down at her notebook and checked her numbers. "We have seventeen smiles to thirteen blushes," she stated.

"Wow," Ten Ten gasped quietly. "That's really good!"

"Just you wait," Ino smirked. "We have nine blush and smile combinations." She looked triumphant as the other two girls cheered silently. "And for Sasuke, we have a smirk/smile ratio of twenty-four to eleven."

Sakura was flabbergasted. "Oh, my God! He's never, ever, smiled so much in one day! In one week! Hell, in a month! There must be something really special about Hinata."
"Well, duh," Ten Ten rolled her eyes. "It's Hinata."

The pink haired girl giggled but then grabbed Ten Ten's shoulder. "Wait! They're getting up! He put money on the table... What's he saying?" She asked excitedly.

Ten Ten closed her eyes and focused on Sasuke's voice. "He's asking her if she wants to go for a walk with him. She's saying something... But... I can barely hear it. She's too quiet."

"Well, it must have been yes because he's escorting her out of the restaurant!" Sakura exclaimed, dashing out of the building and ending the transformation jutsu. Soon the other two girls joined her on the sidewalk.

"Argh!" Ino cried, stamping her foot. "Where'd they go?"

"Oh, gee, Ino, I'll just activate my Byakugan and track their chakra signatures while Sakura searches for them with her bugs," the brown-haired girl growled, equally as frustrated.

"Wait wait wait!" Pinky elbowed between her friends. "Back in my Sasuke days, I found out where his favorite place is."

Ten Ten smirked, "How? By stalking him?"

Sakura glared at her before jumping onto the rooftop. "Oh, shut up! Just come on!"

"Where are we going?" Sasuke asked the small woman in front of him. She turned around to face him while walking backwards.

"We're going to where the grass grows greenest," she smiled and twirled around, her dark hair fanning out behind her. "I'm so glad it's nice out today!" Sasuke smirked at Hinata's antics and caught her hand when she whirled around again. She looked down at their clasped hands and blinked. "Huh?"

He looked down at her, completely non-chalant. "Is something wrong, Hinata-chan?" He asked innocently.

"Erm, no," she stammered, "Sasuke...kun." She blushed and he smiled for the twelfth time that day. Not that you could really tell he was smiling. "There it is!" She cried and half-dragged him up a hill. "Here," she said. "My favorite place."

Wow, Sasuke thought, his eyes taking in the vista of a hill covered with wild flowers and a river flowing below. It was almost as beautiful as Hi-- no, almost as beautiful as... As beautiful as... It was just pretty, damn it!

He scowled and Hinata was upset. "You don't like it?" She was disappointed that he didn't like it; he was the only one she had ever brought there and the only one she'd ever wanted to take there.

"No," he said quietly. "It's great." Hinata smiled and Sasuke suddenly smirked. Grabbing her other hand he spun the two of them around. Hinata laughed brightly, and he loved to know that he had caused it. Unbeknownst to Sasuke, she had formed a devious plot in her head. As their spinning reached hyper-speed, she let go of his hands and giggled as he stumbled backwards and fell.

"Hinata-chan," he growled at her as she stepped over him with her tongue out and flashed a V-for-Victory.

"Quit whining, Sasuke-kun," she said smiling. "You know it was funny!"

He dropped his head onto the ground and sighed. "Whatever, just gimme a hand up." She stuck out her hand and he smirked. He pulled on her hand and she fell forwards-- while he meant to pull her so that she would fall beside him, he misjudged the trajectory and Hinata landed on top of him.

Hinata's face crashed onto his, giving him a bloody nose. The icing on the cake was that her lips smushed his in a gravity-induced kiss.

She jerked her head up, startled, as he asked, "What...just happened?"

"I... I d-don't really kn-know."

The three girls landed on a tree and searched for the pair. They were in a clearing in the forest by Team 7's usual training area. It was quite peaceful, what with a trickling stream and chirping birds-- until Ino screamed at Sakura.

"Yeah, great idea, Billboard-Brow! What do you think we should do know, genius?"

"Well, I don't see you coming up with any ideas, Ino-Pig!" Sakura snarled viciously.
"Oh, you wanna fight then, Pinky?"

"Hell, yeah--"

Ten Ten stepped in between the two girls before the cat fight could escalate. "Shut up, will you? Just shut up!" Sakura and Ino stared at her. "Hinata obviously asked him to go to her favorite place. Do either of you know where her favorite place is?" They shook their heads. "Then why don't we let nature take it's course? We gave them a push in the right direction, and there was definitely something there, so let's leave well enough alone."

"Okay," Sakura shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm tired, and I'm meeting Chouji later," Ino agreed. "Let's go to the hot baths."

"Cool." The three girls bounded away through the forest.

"My nose hurts," Sasuke complained as he tried to stop the flow of blood from his nose.

"Um... Well, I," Hinata reached into her pocket. "Here." She shoved the tampon up his nose before he could see what it was.

He crossed his eyes and looked down his nose. "What the hell? Hinata-chan!"

"It was all I had!" She said defensively, standing up. "You were getting blood all over your clothes. I'll give you a hand up, but you won't pull me down again, will you?"

Sasuke smirked, "I don't know, Hinata-chan, last time it turned out pretty well."

Her face turned crimson red. "S-sasuke-k-kun! We hardly kn-know each other!" She stammered.

He frowned; he didn't know why, but he wanted her to feel the same way. "So we didn't talk for hours today? You didn't take me to your favorite place?" He got up, pulled the embarrassing tampon out of his nose, and stood in front of her.

Hinata was nervous at the proximity-- she could feel his body heat and there was a strange sensation in her stomach. "Um, y-yes, an-and I had a r-really n-nice time, b-but I n-need to go." When she turned around Sasuke shifted to stand in front of her again.

"Would you like to go on another date sometime?" He asked. He was nervous. Uchiha Sasuke is never nervous. Clearly, there was something wrong with him. At her startled reaction he explained, "You were leaving and I asked you to stay, and you did. We held hands and you took me to your favorite place. Seems like a date to me."

She looked at her feet. "I-- I've never been on a date before," she said quietly and smiled up at Sasuke. "I... I would like to go on another one. With you." Hinata blushed at her moxie and looked at the ground again. "I really enjoyed it."

Sasuke smiled his thirteenth smile, and this time it was visible to the naked eye. She blushed and smiled back. Hinata had made him smile.

"What did you enjoy?" He asked suddenly. "The date or this?" He leaned in and gave Hinata a real kiss.

When he broke the kiss he smirked at her expression. "Um, w-well, I r-really enjoyed b-both a-and... And I th-think th-that we should d-do i-it again s-sometime..." She was blushing like mad.

"Okay," he said simply, and kissed her again.

"I m-meant later!" She spluttered, blushing for the nineteenth time that day.

He smirked at her. "Alright," he said, putting a hand on her cheek. "Hinata-chan, your face is really hot." She nodded. He kissed her for a third time. "It's later," he whispered into her ear.

"Eep!" Hinata began to beat her head on Sasuke's shoulder.

"Stop that, you'll get a bruise. Besides, you know you liked it." Sasuke felt a little bad for being so arrogant, but he smirked at her renewed blush.

"I know!" She cried. "That's why I'm doing this, Sasuke-kun!" He hugged her and laughed, then took her hand and walked her home.

Woo, that was a long one. Took me foreva to type. But I think it was worth it, don't you? So, to answer your question before you ask it, this story also contains the ships of Lee and Sakura, Ino and Chouji (you know it's cute!), and Ten Ten and Neji. That last one wasn't too creative, but who cares? I hoped you enjoyed it, and, as always, drop me a line!

3, Jessy

Beau ti ful


Song: All Around Me

Artist: Flyleaf

Enjoy. This is my first song fanfic thing. I absolutely fell in love with this song so I had to use it with my favorite couple.

Beau ti ful

Author: JoongStarr

Sasori and Deidara raced down the halls trying to get to the meeting on time. For the third time since they’ve been partners they have been running late and Sasori just knew in his now human gut Pein wouldn’t be too happy.

“Deidara, hurry up brat!”

“Faster, un! We’re gonna be late, un!”

Sasori growled at the blonde. “Don’t say that!”

Skidding around the corner they picked up the pace and busted through the double doors as the members turned to look at them.

“Aww man …” Deidara groaned almost too loudly. “We’re late danna, un!”

“Shut up, brat! You’re being loud …”

Pein frowned. “You two are late. Sasori you should know better than this as you have been in this organization longer. You shoudl lead by example and responsible, mature ... on time.”

Sasori kept an expressionless face and was about to say something when Deidara interjected, cheeks still slightly flushed fromt heir sprint.

“I’m sorry, un. It’s my fault; I wouldn’t wake up so please don’t blame Sasori-danna, un.” Deidara said quickly and bowed smiling the tiniest bit when Sasori looked back at him, shocked.

Pein seemed to have thought Deidara’s statement over because he sighed and turned attention back to the snickering group. “Just take your seats. Next time, do not be late.”

The artists did just as they were told and took their seats next to Kisame and Itachi who were glancing at them with smug looks. Sasori glared at them, flicking them off and whispered in the other’s ear before Pein started to speak. “Thank you.”

Deidara blushed and grinned. “Don’t worry about it, un.” He whispered back.

The Akatsuki leader cleared his throat and started his speech rubbing his temples. How was he going to say this? “As you all know, the festival will be taking place tonight.”

Everyone nodded.

“Okay good since you all know this. Um, we have a slight delay with the festival. It seems like our only band in the whole village had to back out at the last minute.”

Hidan jumped up causing Kakuzu to curse and yank him back. “What the fuck?! Then how the fuck is there going to be a festival without a band?!”

Kakuzu shot the religious man a death glare. “Shut the hell up and sit down, you fucking baka.”

“Don’t tell me what to do, heathen!” Hidan yelled.

Zetsu’s black half spoke up. “Stop acting like brats you two ..." Zetsu smirked. "That's Deidara's job. Let Leader-sama speak.” Behind him, Sasori broke out in laughter as he restrained the blonde with his chakra strings.

"It's not funny danna and let me go, un! When I get out of here I'm gonna spray you and chop you down, un!"

This made the red head laugh harder. He didn't care that he was laughing his heart out in front of everyone Deidara was just so stupid (In a funny way).

Once the laughter around the room died down and Sasori tugged the blonde back in his seat, the four grumbled and reluctantly refrained from saying anything else to the other.

Pein mentally sweat dropped and Konan tried to keep from giggling. The whole scenario was rather amusing. “Thank you Zetsu. Anyway, to answer your question Hidan: no, only the lead singer has cancelled out. So to fix this matter we will need another lead singer.”

Sasori raised his hand. “So we need to find a lead singer? Is that it?”

Konan stepped up beside Pein and laughed quietly. “That’s where you come in.”

Sasori looked around. We’re they talking to him? They couldn’t have been talking to HIM! “WHO?!”

You are going to be the lead singer, Sasori.”

Both partner’s jaws dropped as they said in unison. “WHAT?!”

“You heard Pein and me clearly. You are going to sing tonight.”

“No … I … I can’t!” Sasori stuttered and stood walking up to the two leaders. “This is ridiculous! I can barely sing to myself!”

At this, the others laughed as they walked out the door but not before Kisame could put his word in.

“Look forward to seeing you tonight, superstar!” He joked and followed suit behind his partner who rolled his eyes. But even Itachi had to admit it was amusing.

Making sure everyone had left after Pein waved Deidara away he got on his knees and pleaded. He was absolutely desperate. He COULD NOT sing in front of all those people. It would be like dying all over again. “Please … Leader-sama … can’t we find someone else? Why me? Why not another member?”

Pein glared and sighed. “Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu are inhumane. Itachi is too quiet, he barely speaks. Deidara looks too much like a girl and the lead singer is in fact, a man. Hidan, he’s too muscular and violent. He might get carried away and stab himself or something. You fit the profile best.”

Sasori lowered his gaze and gritted his teeth. “But …”

“Nothing. Get up. Do it. Have it memorized by tonight.” Pein handed him a paper. “Here are the lyrics.”

Sasori grudgingly took the sheet and studied it for a moment. He knew this song. He remembered hearing Deidara listening to it. It was Deidara’s favorite song. That stupid blonde of his played it so many times could say the whole thing right now but he took the lyric sheet anyway.

Konan disappeared with Pein shortly after he received the paper. “I expect a good show, Sasori.”

The red head mentally rolled his eyes and groaned heading back into his and his partner’s shared room.

As expected the blonde was there waiting for him. “Well, un. You better start practicing, un. We can start now; I can help you memorize the lyrics, un!” He said enthusiastically.

“Deidara! This isn't fucking cool or anything, brat! Quit being so enthusiastic about the whole thing!” Sasori buried his face in his hands as he sat on the side of his bed. He was going to officially embarrass himself in four hours. The great Akasuna no Sasori, terribly singing a Cloud Red song and in front of the entire village at that.

The clay artist walked over to the red head wrapping his arms around him. Sasori was probably nervous or even scared out of his mind. “You’re shy danna, un. It’s okay and I know you’re nervous and I don’t think it’s fair how they picked you or blew this on you at the last minute but it’s done, un. You’re going to do great, Sasori danna just try not to think so much about it, un!”

Sasori untied himself from Deidara. “How can I not think about it brat? The festival is in three hours and … forty-five minutes.”

“You’re thinking again, un. Don’t worry about that and Leader-sama dropped these off, un.” Deidara handed him the band outfit and Sasori blushed.

In exactly three hours and forty minutes he was going to ruin his repuation. “In three hours and thirty-nine minutes I’m going to be on stage, wearing that, and singing." Sasori sighed and leaned back into the blonde. "At least I’m human now so I don’t scare anybody away.”

His lover frowned. “You never scared anyone away, un. Now come on, let’s sing that song what is it called, un?”

“It’s-” Sasori started but cut himself off when Pein telegraphed into their room.

“Go get ready for rehearsal and costume check.”


“Stop saying that. Go … now.” With that being said he closed his eyes and disappeared into a cloud of smoke leaving the two partners alone.

Sasori sucked in a deep and exhaled slowly while staring at the blonde. He would have to quit acting like a punk. Smiling, he leaned into the blonde slightly pulled the blonde down by his high collar, kissing his lips. “Look good for me when I see you Dei.”

Deidara smiled and kissed his lover back. “Duh, danna, un! You just look good for me on your end too, un. I’ll be watching … front row, un!”

Sasori pulled back and pecked the blonde again before snatching his outfit and lyric sheet and walking out the door, closing it behind him.

I wonder what the song was … you better not embarrass yourself danna, un. If you do I’m going to have to blow up the entire festival, un.” Deidara chuckled to himself and laid down for a nap before they would have to get ready to leave.

“Deidara … Deidara wake up … Deidara … Deidara!” Itachi said that time a little a louder.

Deidara shot up with a start. “What the hell is it, un!?”

Itachi glared a fraction of an inch if even that. “The festival.”

“What about …” The blonde rubbed his eyes and studied Itachi’s black kimono that was patterned lightly with red and gold swirls. Suddenly, it registered. “Oh no, un! Am I late, un?!” He wouldn’t forgive himself if he missed Sasori’s performance and not just that but Sasori probably wouldn’t forgive him either.

The raven blinked. “No, but you need to get dressed. Everyone else is ready.”

“Okay but … why did you wake me up, un? I’m not saying you shouldn’t have, un! I’m just … surprised, un.”

“We are … friends.”

“Friends?” Wow, that was a first.

“Yes, get dressed.” The Uchiha turned on his heel and left in the hall where his partner was meeting him.

Deidara glanced at the clock and gasped. “It’s already seven forty-five, un! Sasori’s show starts at eight fifteen, un.” Quickly, he stripped down to his boxers and threw on his kimono all the sudden really glad he took a shower and washed his hair earlier that morning. He sat down at his dresser in front of the mirror and began to think about what he wanted to do with his hair. “Itachi looked really nice, un. I need to look nice for Sasori danna, un.” Deidara took a moment and thought about how Itachi wore his hair down instead of in his original ponytail and it made him look even more gorgeous. So after pondering this, he decided the best thing to do would be to wear all his hair up in a ponytail. He had way too much hair to wear a bun and it was also so thick that it would be a super big bun if he tried it out. Grabbing a brush, he tugged at his roots and combed through making sure to pull every strand back perfectly, even his bang. After having successfully done that, he took a blue scrunchie off his worn, wooden dresser and tied his mass of blonde locks back.

Deidara took a long look in the mirror at himself. He really did look different. He looked more mature and less childish. “Well, I can’t wear this, un.” The artist reached up and took his scope off revealing now a pair of beautiful eyes. He studied his full reflection this time, staring at his azul kimono to match his eyes with gold and yellow birds imprinted all around the garment. Satisfied with his appearance, he threw on his geta sandals and walked out the door.

When Deidara walked outside, everyone immediately stopped chatting and stared at the collected blonde. He looked …

“Hey hottie” Kisame high fived the blonde and smirked. “Now we have three bombshells, eh Leader-sama?”

Pein didn’t smile but anyone could tell that he wanted to. “It seems that way. Are we all ready to go?” He asked as he took Konan’s hand who blushed in return.

“Yeah, un!” (A/N: You can pick who says what.)

“Let’s get the fuck out of here.”

“About damn time.”

“Hell yeah.”

“More than ever.”


Pein nodded and they made their way out the door.

The festival was absolutely jam packed tonight. It had never been this packed before but Deidara and the others guessed that word probably got out about an Akatsuki performing. Deidara walked through the splitting and bowed crowed with big, focused eyes looking just like he had been before on his way to kill Gaara with Sasori. Akatsuki showed no emotions. Even though, he had to admit that all of them save for Konan and Leader were terrible at it but right now they were doing a good job. No one was talking or looking at the other and they had to wear their hats until they arrived at the auditorium where Cloud Red were to play. The festival started at three but they didn’t leave until eight because none of them cared about anything else other than seeing the performance.

Deidara followed his fellow member as they became a single file line and took their seats, one next to the other and so on. He sat beside Itachi.

After five minutes Deidara started to get restless and excited.

Seeing this, Itachi patted him on the shoulder. “This should be interesting.”

Deidara’s palms started to get clammy. “I hope nothing bad happens, un! I want to see Sasori danna, un!”

Itachi laughed lightly which was really new to the blonde and anyone else. “You never know. He might surprise us all.”

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and the crowed grew silent after a few cheers. Deidara couldn’t help but grin like a child as did the other members. It wasn’t really funny, just unbelievable that Sasori would ever be doing something like this and against his own free will. Well, that part made it funny. The curtain opened and Deidara’s breath hitched when he saw Sasori standing in front of the mic.

On the stage, Sasori gulped and took a look around trying to remain cool. If he became nervous then his voice would get shaky and begin to crack and that would be completely horrifying for the young looking ciminal. There were so many people but he didn’t see Deidara or the group. Blinking and blushing, he looked back in the front row when Hidan and Kisame whistled and cat called. “There they are …” He glared at the two but felt his heart pound and throat tighten when he saw Deidara waving and smiling at him. He looked absolutely beautiful no, he looked perfect. Once Sasori got a hold of himself, he gave Deidara a small wave with a gloved hand feeling better knowing the blonde was there.

Deidara and the others continued to stare in awe at their fellow member. To say he looked nice would be an understatement. The puppet master’s hair was somewhat streaked with black highlights and teased into a cute but still rough style. He wore heavy black eye liner and red fish net gloves with white skulls on the hands accompanied by a tight black shirt, black belt with a big skull buckle and fitting black pants and on his feet was red and white converses with Sasori spray painted in black on it’s sides. His nail polish was still the same green. Sasori must have told them he wanted to keep it. Everyone in the band wore the same color but entirely different outfits.

Sasori put his mouth near the mic and took a deep breath looking out at Deidara. “Hey how’s everyone doing?”

The crowd screamed and smiled.

“I take that as great. Listen, my leader ..."

Pein and konan smiled.

"… had given me the lyrics to a Cloud Red song but I didn't want to do it." Sasori watched as the crowd listened with dissapointed faces. Some were booing from behind the members before even knowing what was to come next earning them a glare from Konan which immidiently shut them up. They really wanted to hear Cloud Red.

"I’m going to perform a song that I wrote a long while ago when I met my partner Deidara.”

Deidara gasped as everyone stared at him and whispers floated around the gigantic area.

“It’s really personal so it’s hard for me to sing.”

The girls and women in the audience awed, even Konan.

“I had the beat laid down already ... that’s why we’re able to play it write now and so last minute. It’s um …” Sasori looked at Deidara. He was beginning to feel nervous. It seemed like looking at Deidara calmed his nerves.

Deidara smiled and encouraged him with his eyes to continue.

“The song is called: All Around Me.”

Once again the audience clapped and cheered for him to sing.

He looked back at his temporary band members and held his right hand up in the air counting down with his fingers. Once he got to one the music began to play. It was a slow tempo at first that immediately became fast as Sasori swayed his hips back and forth with the music. On his cue he started the song:

My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
My tongue dances behind my lips for you
This fire rising through my being
Burning I'm not used to seeing you

I'm alive, I'm alive

The members and auditorium listened intently completely awe struck at the ex-sand nin’s angelic voice.

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing

Sasori closed his eyes and gripped the microphone pretending that it was only him and Deidara was the only person listening.

My hands float up above me
And you whisper you love me
And I begin to fade
Into our secret place

The music makes me sway
The angels singing say we are alone with you
I am alone and they are too with you

The red head became more confident when the crowd’s screams got louder as teens and even adults got up and starting jumping around and dancing with the music.

Deidara felt his heart weld up with excitement and happiness. This song was dedicated to him. Sasori wrote it from the bottom of his heart and it was beautiful.

I'm alive, I'm alive

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing

And so I cry
The light is white
And I see you

I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive

Now it was the Akatsuki’s turn to stand up. The whole group was shouting and cheering for Sasori including Pein and Konan with Deidara being the loudest of them. Sasori was absolutely amazing.

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing

When the villagers in the front outstretched their arms towards the red hair screaming for him to jump and turned his back to them, pulse beating rapidly, and jumped. Never in his life had he felt so stupid but it was great.

Take my hand
I give it to you
Now you owe me
All I am
You said you would never leave me
I believe you
I believe

The singing was easy to do by now and the artist absorbed the free feeling he got from being handled by the crowd. His eye’s widened considerably when he noticed members taking part and moving him down the line and toward the stage. Pein, Konan, and six other random people shouted and pushed him back on the stage.

I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healed

Sasori sung his heart out into the last verse and after a few seconds the song ended with a final strum and the band did a bow receiving even more shouts, claps, and smiles of approval. Wiping the sweat off his brow, Sasori muttered a quick thank you and flashed a small smirk before jumping off the stage and running into Deidara.

Deidara gave the biggest smile and returned the red head’s hug excitedly. “You were awesome, un!” He told him through the endless amounts of pats on the back and words of excellence and good jobs especially from the other members. The fan girls more like wanted to crush him.

After a while, the crowd finally died down and the band left in order to look around and relax after saying ‘arigato’ and repeatedly talking about how they would’ve never pulled through without him and that was the best crowd they ever had in the festival to date. The drummer even asked if they could use his song from the concert (with Sasori’s voice of course) and put it on their upcoming album. Sasori flushed and nodded not really caring about anything just then because honestly he just wanted to go back home and get some sleep. He was exhausted.

Fortunately but unfortunately Konan had them go out to one of the restaurants at the festival and everyone ended wanting to stay after. Sasori couldn’t help but stare at the blonde throughout the dinner.

Deidara didn’t seem to notice and if he did he sure didn’t show it but the blonde did grasp Sasori’s hand from underneath the table giving it a gentle squeeze as he continued to eat. Deidara leaned over to the puppet mater’s ear while the other’s were talking, arguing, and laughing and whispered, “I want to walk with you after this Sasori danna.”

Sasori nodded and put his fork down. “We’re gonna leave. See you all at the base.” Receiving a confirmation from Pein he got up from his cross legged position and pulled Deidara along with him receiving a surprised yelp.


Deidara looked at the red head. “Yeah, un?” He responded, eyes blazing in the stars and moon.

Sasori looked down and fixed his red, orange, and gold kimono that looked patterned with gold peices. He was glad he had time to change into it before continuing on with the festival. He never got to really look nice.

Deidara furrowed his brows and kept staring waiting for an answer to come out of the artist. “What, un?”

“You … look beautiful tonight.” He said quietly and pulled the blonde in for a kiss. “Beautiful …”

Deidara blushed and leaned on a tree as Sasori pushed against him letting out a pleased moan and a blush stained his cheeks.

Sasori gasped and kissed the blonde again licking at those plumped lips waiting for an opening. The red head felt the bomb user part his lips and darted in exploring his lover’s mouth.

Deidara moaned and smiled, half heartily pushing him away. “Sasori, we can’t … not here.”

Sasori nodded his head and bumped their noses together. “K”

“Ano … was that really about me?”

“The song?”


“Yeah, it was.

“It was so pretty I almost cried, un!”

Sasori looked at the blackened skies. “It isn’t as pretty as you … hey, look.”

“Hm?” Deidara looked up and gasped his eyes lighting up. “Fireworks!!”

They watched the fireworks as they changed the sky to an array of colors.

Deidara let his gaze fall on the S-rank criminal slightly surprised to see his partner so happy over a bunch of lights. And there he was, thinking he was the only Akatsuki member that cared about such a childish thing as fireworks. "You're eyes are changing, they're glowing and reflecting the colors of the fire works, un ... you must be really happy danna, un!"

Sasori let his smile drop and he turned to look at the blonde, cocking his head to the side. "Huh brat?"

Deidara shook his head and rolled his eyes, giving Sasori a kiss for each syllable. "Beau-ti-ful"

Sasori's smile returned along with a tinge of red across his cheeks. It was okay to be cheesy if no one was looking so he followed the same effectionate action. "I-love-you." He said/kissed and ran his fingers through Deidara soft locks that were currently pulled back into a pony tail.

"I love you too, un. Danna, can you sing that song again before the fireworks end, un?"

Sasori blushed and held the other male's hand looking up at the blasting fireworks. "My hands are searching for you ... My arms are outstretched towards you ... I feel you on my fingertips ..." Sasori tightened his hold on his lover's slender hand. "My tongue dances behind my lips for you ..."

Deidara closed his eyes as he listened to his partner's voice and the sound of decorated bombs.

"This fire rising through my being ... Burning I'm not used to seeing ... you. I'm alive ... I'm alive." The puppeteer's voice was soft and gentle. They were no longer in a stadium filled with people and no one was screaming so there was no need to be loud.

Deidara smiled as he continued to close his eyes. His favorite part was coming.

"I can feel you all around me. Thickening the air I'm breathing. Holding on to what I'm feeling. Savoring this heart that's healing." The fireworks ended with a ridiculously loud bang performance that he new the blonde enjoyed just as much as he did as he ended the first part of his and Deidara's new favorite song.

"Like I said danna, un. Beautiful, un."

The red head locked his ash eyes with azul and frowned. "I'm tired. Let's get going brat."

Deidara stuck his tongue out grumbling and complaining while following the puppet master. He knew it wouldn't last long. "Danna is such an freaking jerk, un!" But underneath that mask and attitude he knew Sasori was still happy. A little flushed, but happy and that's all he cared about. "Love you too Sasori danna, un."


This is my first song fic so please no flames. But constructive critism is very much welcome because then I'll get better. XD

This song by Flyleaf is very pretty so I HAD to use it as my first songfic thing but maybe my story is too long to be a song fic. I don't know really.

In case you didn't read my A/N at the top ... here is the song info:

Artist: Flyleaf

Song: All Around Me

And also, Arigato means Thanks/Thank you. But you all ... know this already!

Getas are traditional wooden sandals like the ones Haku wore.

Hehe I'm noticing that I have a tendancy to write stuff about this couple that no one is really writing yet or if they have ... they haven't posted it lol. Hopefully you guys don't get tired of me and my weird ideas I just like trying things.

OOO -looks through stories- Hey, I'm like that with everything ... like the time I posted the very first boyboy fic in High School Debut. It just has to be done!

Detention Friends 2

Death Sword here, and ready with the sequel to ‘Detention Friends’. Why? A lot of reviewers begged me to do more, and being a people pleaser, I couldn’t resist! Many of you even liked the slight humor I put in! I’m so happy!  Let’s get it on! (not like that you perverts!) Oneshot.

I don’t own Naruto.

Aftermath of it all

Author: Death Sword







What’s that you ask? ...





…That my friends, …






…is Sasuke…







…hitting his head on the doorframe.



Let’s recap shall we? Sakura and Ino were caught in the detention room fondling each other, when Tsunade, the principal, walked in on them, in tow she had Naruto and Sasuke. She then took it upon herself to promote Kakashi, the detention monitor, to the teacher of the Sexual Alliance Class. She also exposed Sasuke and Naruto’s relationship. When she left, everyone was blushing his or her asses off for these various reasons. It was then that Sasuke started giving himself that lovely bruise on his head.

“ ‘Scuse me Sasuke, I gotta decorate my new room in hentai, Icha-Icha paradise posters and other pics, now that I think about it, you shouldn’t even know about. Oh, well, Bye, sillies!” Kakashi said.

“Can the man get anymore flamboyant?” Naruto chuckled, right before brick him on top of the head.

“Naruto, thanks to you, all of us were found out about, and that pervert got a better job, who –by the way—you know is going to go even more perverted! OMG! What if Jariya finds out!” Sakura screeched. The pinkette was being held back by a pissed-off blonde-sama.

‘Damn, I wanted to play with Sakura a little more, oh well; now I have info Sasuke to blackmail him with. Or maybe piss him off a least.’ Ino thought as she held the fuming girl by the shoulders.

“Wait, Tsunade ratted us out Sasuke!” Naruto’s eyes grew wide as he stared to hyperventilate.

Sasuke took his head away from meeting the doorframe again to toss the two girls some safety glasses and two hairnets. “Put these on if you value your hair and face.”

That got the girls to put on the things quite quickly. But they sweat dropped when they saw Sasuke taking great care to slip his cockatoo-like hairdo into a third hairnet he produced out of nowhere.

He then fished into his pockets and pulled out a small white square. He quickly pressed a small red button on the side and threw it near Naruto, still hyperventilating by the way. He ran behind some overturned desks, he assumed they must have been overturned from Sakura and Ino’s little escapade earlier.

“What are you doing, and what is that?” Ino asked.

“Ramen Grenade” Sasuke said as if it was the simplest thing in the world.



A beeping noise threw the girls into back into reality, and jumped beside Sasuke as they ducked. Well, more like hug each other as Ino subtly snuck a hand under Sakura’s skirt. Trust me, Sasuke's irratation grew when a small squek was heard from Sakura, soon followby a smack on Ino's hand and a "Now isn't the time you horny blonde!"



The smell of Ramen enveloped the room and attacked Ino’s and Sakura’s noses. The jumped it trying to run to the door and get some air.

Notice the word ‘try.’

Some stray noodles smacked them down. Then they saw Naruto slurping some Ramen out of a bowl, it stopped his hyperventilating though.

“I made it in science class for whenever Naruto has a panic attack, got too annoying for his own good, or when he just won’t shut up.” Sasuke said as he removed the hairnet.

“Unfortunately, it has a explosive after effect” Sakura said removing the noodles with great disgust.

“Yeah, we’re still working on that.” Naruto said, slurping up the rest of the explosively made ramen, “Mmm, Pork –flavored with shrimp, my favorite!

“So now what?” The female blonde asked, staring in amazement at her male counterpart.

“We might as well come out, if Kakashi gets students to talk to, he’s going to spill every secret he knows.” Sakura reasoned.

“At least we don have to pay him anymore!” Naruto said.

“You were paying too?” Ino asked.

“Yeah, it was the only alone time we could get with you two chasing me, and Naruto’s teachers searching for him to scold him.” Sasuke said glaring at the girls and Naruto.

The two girls in question smiled sheepishly. “I wonder what Kakashi’s class is going to be like once he settles in?” Naruto said, putting a finger to his chin and looking up, trying to look as if he was in deep thought. Sakura then did the same.

Sasuke and Ino could only smile (smirk, in Sasuke’s case) at the two ukes and their cute look.


“You have it Kakashi?” A certain pervy vice-principal said in a low, excited tone.

“Yeah, three months worth of yuri and yaoi, thanks to Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, and Naruto. They were so wrapped up in their ‘detentions’, they didn’t notice the camera I had in the corner of the room. It was hidden of course, but not by that much.”

“Hee-Hee, Here’s your payment. I should have the next book out in a month.”

Jariya laughed as he handed Kakashi new editions of Icha-Icha Paradise. In turn, Kakashi handed him a handful of tapes.

Next month…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” a scream erupted the peace and partial tranquility of Kohona High once again. But it was started by a emo and a fox–like boy.

“What is it guys?” Ino and Sakura, who were walking by asked.

Sasuke and Naruto move out of the way revealing on the wall a poster. But it wasn’t any ordinary poster, it was an advertisement for Icha-Icha Paradise’s next book.

“Icha-Icha…” Sakura read.

“Yaoi…” Ino continued

“And…” Naruto continued with a slight twitch.

“Yuri; Inspiration for the couples of Ino & Sakura, and Sasuke & Naruto” Sasuke finished.


Said teachers ran like HELL was after them. And just might very well be.


Ha ha ha, I enjoyed that. Now, this is a ONESHOT so that’s it. But I think I went out with a bang don’t you think? R&R please! Your friend and author, Death Sword!

Detention Friends


Hello! It’s Death Sword here with my first fic! So be nice.

Disclaimer I do not own Naruto, If I did Sakura would be with Ino, Sasuke would be a slightly – happy emo with Naruto at his side, ready to glomp him.

Detention Friends

Author: Death Sword

“I HATE YOU!” two female voices rang out. Half the school sighed with grief; the other half ran in fear. They all knew what was about to go down.

“You’re always trying to get my Sasuke, PIG!” a pink haired girl shouted. Her jade eyes held a fury of that Kohona High School knew well.

“Oh please! Sasuke obviously loves me! Quit your delusions of grandeur, BILLBOARD BROW!” a platinum blonde retorted. Her eyes were a sky-blue of hatred towards this girl.

Where’s the boy in question you ask? He snuck off 10 seconds into the fighting to avoid any damage to his person. Namely his shirt, from being stretched from the two girls trying to pull him into a hug.

The principal, Tsunade was pissed. She knew the two girls were once friends before Sasuke got in the way. She sighed as she took a swig of sake, and walked over to the door the two were standing outside of, “Sakura, Ino you two are going to detention right now!”

“Stay out of this, YOU OLD BAG!!”


Before either knew what was happening, Sakura and Ino were kicked in the ass straight to the detention room.

“Hello Ladies, what’d you do now?” Kakashi, the detention monitor chimed.

“I guess we over did it a bit Sakura,” Ino said rubbing her backside where Tsunade had kicked it.

“Ya think? Oh well, it got us here, now where were we?” Sakura asked with a different gleam in her eyes.

“Ladies, please control yourselves this time, I don’t want Naruto walking in here and fainting again,” Kakashi reminded them. He smiled as Sakura walked over Ino’s lap, then turned around in his swivel chair to the wall as he pulled out a familiar orange book.


For a while now, Sakura and Ino had been lovers and were to afraid to tell anyone, so he made a deal with them. He would ignore their “behavior” as long as he got paid 5.00 dollars every first of the month and got a Icha-Icha Paradise book and magazine. It cost them 50 dollars each month but Ino and Sakura were happy as long as they could express their love without being judged or in trouble.

Kakashi looked for a sneak peak (always the pervert) and saw Ino’s mouth firmly set on Sakura’s neck, and her hands lost under the cherry blossom’s blouse. Sakura on the other hand was grabbing onto Ino’s shoulders.

“Hey Kakas—WHOA!” Naruto’s eyes were as big as saucers when he saw the sight in front of him problem is, he wasn’t the only one. As the delinquent fell backwards Tsunade and Sasuke saw and were as red as tomatoes.

‘Oh, Shit!’ both girls thought as they detached from one another.

“Well this explains your recent behavior…” Tsunade muttered before her surprised face turned to a sly smile. Sasuke just went back and forth between Ino and Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, and Tsunade’s smile.

“Hey Kakashi…”


“I promote you to the teacher of the Sexuality Alliance Class, and Sasuke, looks like you and Naruto aren’t the only gay couple. Now everyone, I want you to keep it PG, alright?”

Everyone in the room reddened from embarrassment. Whether from being exposed, told to keep it PG, or promoted.


AN: So how was that? Yaoi, Yuri, and AU, please R&R.

Death Sword, over and out. ;)

To my scarecrow

It's a light story. Doesn't really have a meaning but it's something to read if you don't have anything to do.


To my scarecrow

Author: MissReadExtremelyAlot

"I don't need you."

"You don't know that."

"I can take care of myself."

Sakura walked the slight sandy path with big steps which made her look a little crazy. Behind her followed Kakashi, starring down at his little green book.

"Kakashi, seriously."

"Why do you want me out of your way, am I bothering you that much?"

"Yes, I don't like to be babied around, and don't speak to me, you're annoying."

Sakura was a little moody, she was delivering out invitations to her 18th birthdayparty, it was going to be a big bash and she was just a little stressed out, she didn't want anyone to interfere, especially not Kakashi.

"Ah, oh my god." She cried out, tilting her head back.

"What?" Kakashi looked up from his little book.

"Please Kakashi, breath louder will you."

"Oh come on, I can't even breath?" He sighed out, shaking his head.

"Oh that's not breathing! That's an airplane engine with a bird stuck in it!"

He raised one eyebrow as she fumbled with her invitations.

"I didn't ask to be here you know, so don't be angry with me."

Sakura just groaned as she once again counted her invitations, making sure she didn't forget anyone. Kakashi was telling the truth though, Tsunade had asked him to join Sakura, he didn't know why but he obeyed.

"What the hell!?" Sakura yelled out in pure frustration, the mailbox was not where it was supposed be but up in the tree next to them.

"Who?, what?, why?!" she stuttured out watching the mailbox placed firmly on a thick branch.

Kakashi tried to smother his laugh but didn't succeed. Sakura turned around and looked at him with a glare that could easily kill.

"Oh, you think this is funny, huh?"

He cleared his throught, he knew Sakuras punches, they hurt.

"I could get it for you." He offered.

"Oh no, I said I don't need you, you, you tall arrogant man!"

Kakashi tried to contain his laugh again, Sakura wasn't that good at insulting people.

"I'm gonna get this myself, you'll see, I don't need you scarecrow!"

She pulled down her shirt and placed the bunch of invitations between her chest and zipped up the shirt again. Kakashi only watched her with a lazy look. She began climbing up the tree and it didn't take long before she was side to side with the mailbox, she pulled out the invitations and placed them inside the box.

"Yes! I did it! Told you!" She laughed and punched her fists in the air.


Suddenly the weight of Sakura and the mailbox got to much and made the branch crack and she fell down to the hard ground.

"Sakura! are you okay?" Kakashi kneeled down beside her.

"No, I hurt my ankle" She cried rubbing her ankle gently.

"Thanks to you, you dolt!" She growled at Kakashi, he only looked att her with a smile planted under his mask.

"Come on, I'll carry you on my back." He took a hold of her wrist but she yanked it away.

"No! I-don't-need-you!" She growled.

"Fine then, are you coming? We have to get back it'll soon get darker." He started walking away as she tried to get up, she winced in pain, it didn't work.


Kakashi turned around and saw her starring down at the ground.

"I need you" She whispered.

"Excuse me, what was that?" He teased.

"I need you! Now get your ass over here!" She yelled. He only chuckled.

She grabbed a hold around his neck as he lifted her on to his back.

He started walking and she placed her chin on his shoulder and inhaled his scent. She toyed with a piece of his silver hair, he shivered and she ran her hand through his hair.



"You smell good."

"Thank you."

"I mean it."

Kakashi raised an eyebrown as she tingled his neck with her fingertips.

"Where is this coming from Sakura? Are you hitting on me?" He chuckled. She frowned.

"Noo, It's just, I've never been this close to you, it's interesting."

"Interesting, huh?"

She ignored him and kept stroking the back of his neck.

"You're a man." She mumbled.

Kakashi wasn't sure what she just said.

Everytime Sakura inhaled his scent she felt something inside, something that she liked.

She tightened her grip and leaned forward. She brushed her cheek against his.

He stoped, shifted her position and kept on walking.

They were back and Kakashi let go of Sakura and she slid down his back.

"How is your ankle?" He asked, he didn't want to admit it but he missed her warmth.

"I just have to get some ice on it, I'll be fine."

They looked at eachother in silence for a moment.

"Thank you Kakashi." She interrupted the silence and wrapped her arms around him.

He tensed in suprise but soon responded.

"You're welcome my cherryblossom."

She pulled back, arms still around his neck.

"Your cherryblossom?" She smirked.

He suddenly felt hot. What was she implieing he asked himself.

She leaned forward and kissed him. It didn't last long but he felt her lips lingering on his masked ones.

She looked at him with a smile. He was wideeyed his blush almost shined through his mask.

She let go of him and started to pull down the zipper on her shirt, she stopped and reached for something. She pulled out an envelope.

"For you, thought I would give you this in person."

He took the card without taking his eyes off her. She only smiled, turned around and walked away, slightly limping.

He blinked once and looked down at the card.

'To my scarecrow'

He smiled and tucked the card in one of his pockets.

"Oh I'll definitely be there."

"I knew it."

"What do you mean, Tsunade-sama?" A backhaired woman asked.

Tsunade was looking out the window, watching Kakashi walk away.

"Oh nothing, Shizune, would you please get me a cup of tea."

Tsunade turned to the window again.

"Only a week to the big bash, huh."


Just fluff nothing special.


Author: peaches-the-bitchy-ho-killer
ZOMFG I am SO SICK of some couples Sasusaku which is NOT cute but DISGUSTING

ZOMFG I am SO SICK of some couples Sasusaku which is NOT cute but DISGUSTING. So a list of pairings I know of and DETEST/HATE/DISLIKE

Sasusaku (covers eyes THAT IS JUST WRONG!!)

Sasuino (-- bad, you people should know better than that)




Naruhina (she can barely even talk to him forget sex, she wouldn’t even be able to KISS for gods sake people THINK!!)

Narusaku (smacks Sakura BITCH BE GONE!! –off of a Ludacris song--)

Naruino (fucking crack couple, seriously whoever dreamed up this pair was probably high)



Sakuhina (again DISGUSTING)

Gaasaku (that is so mean to Gaara!)

Gaalee (im sorry but NO.)

Nejihina (yes and no)

riffXcain (when im pissed at riff)

Keishinobo (age difference)

Keisu (its just WRONG)

Keinaru (sometimes I just don’t like Narusagawa/Naru)

Keikit (cute as friends only)

Keimitsu (cute as friends only)

Shikaino (TT no)

Itasasu (WTF!!)

Sasosaku (they try to KILL each other! And sukura succeed, yet another reason for me to hate her. Dei-Dei is mad at her for that too! Dei-Dei: Fuck her, un!)

Deisaku (do they even KNOW each other?)

Deiino (WTF!! They look alike!! They’re probably RELATED!!)

Setsara (shakes head they just stopped seeming like a couple)

KagoKagome (I really don’t like her with wolf boy)

Inyukiki (bitch please, you shot him so he stuck to a tree, if that doesn’t scream bad break up, I don’t know what does.)

Kakasaku (OMFG, that is SO gross!! Plus Kakashi can do WAY better than HER.)

Kakasasu (If Iruka found out about this, he would kill people)

Kakanaru (Sasuke forbids it.) (and so do I ) (and anyone else with at least half a brain)

Sasuorou (shakes head sadly do I SERIOUSLY have to explain why this WRONG BEYOND BELIFE. OK fine one reason no wait one word; PEDOFILE)

Itasaku (he is to good for her!)

LightxMisa (Bad! She is not a good one!)

LxMisa (Noooooooooo! Don’t do it L!! Rem will kill you if you break up with her!!)

Jacob and Bella ( sighs in New Moon the second book in the Twilight series The Volturi says she has to become a vampire, meaning she cant ever be with Jake)

Pairings I like

Sasunaru (drools haawtness)

Nejigaa (Gaara is such a cute uke!)

Sasodei ( do not even think about asking me why IT JUST IS)

Keimotoko (I lush this couple so much)

Keinaru (when I don’t think Narusagawas a bitch)

Kibahina (she isn’t shy around him at all)

Kanoshino (bugs+puppetsGOOD!!)

Leesaku (lee’s probably the only guy left who likes Sakura more than a friend.)

Nejiten (shrugs)

Setkuri (she still loves him)


Jiritsu (shrugs what he really likes girls) (and boobs) (and girls with big boobs) (and blondes) (mutters pervert)

Inyukagome (they make such a good couple)


RoyxEd (Yaoi makes people smile )

Nejihina (only when I am convinced that TenTen has no character depth)

Mirosango (uh um looks back and forth repeatedly and quickly RAWR!! covers face thank you come again) (Miroku: To grope, or not to grope for that is the question. Sango: No the question is whether or not I should test my newly sharpened Boomerang on you)

Yukimachi (yay)

Kyotohru (yay)

Ayamine (yaaaaaay)

Hotmayu (Hot Hotri) (Believe it bitches he is HOT.)

Shikatema (It just works DEAL WITH IT) (Tema is the only cool female in Naruto other than Anko and Tsunade)

RiffxCain (when I am not pissed off at riff)

Edward and Bella (it is love no matter how you look at it)

Jasper and Alice

Carlisle and Esme

Emmet and Rosalie

Don’t give me that ‘What! But that’s my favorite couple how could you not like it?!’ bullshit because I DON’T LIKE THE COUPLE. That’s how I could not like it. If you don’t agree with me make your own fucking list and don’t complain about mine. Oh and I need people to suggest which pairing to write a pro (or anti) thing for first. If you have a couple NOT on my DETEST/HATE/DISLIKE list please tell me it I will check it out add it to one of my lists and maybe make a fanfiction for it (only if you ask nicely). Thank you stands up and takes a respectful bow and NO HATE COMMENTS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICSM AND SUGGESTIONS ONLY. Oh and before I forget I am currently working on a Sasunaru fanfic. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (Psst!! Do you think Gaara’s better Bi or gay I cant decide)

Sakura: NO!! I WANT ITACH!!

Naruto: You don’t love Sasuke anymore?


Sasuke: THANK GOD!!


Me: runs around in circles flapping arms YAAAAAOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII MAKES THE WOOOOOORLD GO ROOUUUNND!! (Oh shut the fuck up you know you love it.)

Itachi: Help me god damn it!! She’s obsessive!!

Me: Non!! You tried to kidnap Naruto!

Itachi: uses clone jutsu when no one is looking and escapes

Sakura: Itachi-kun come back!

Itachi: barely hearable cause he’s so far away No!


Me: you may have bubble wrap but you’re still a mean flat chested bitch.

END! (for real I swear!)

Sasuke's Worst Fears

Author: blackgal010

Sasuke's worst fears

“Foolish little brother…I know what you’re scared of.” Itachi said, looking at Sasuke.

“Really, you foolish big brother? Tell me.” Sasuke dared.

“NOO!! ITACHI! Please…don’t…” Naruto pleaded.

Itachi took a radio and Sasuke smirked.

“You think a radio is gonna scare me?” Sasuke said, smirking.

Itachi shook his head. “Foolish little brother….you’re going to pee on your pants after the next 30 minutes.” Itachi said. Sasuke raised a brow and replied, ”Huh?” and then, Itachi opened the lights. “Fear the room, foolish little brother.” Itachi said. Sasuke shaked with fear and grief. The room was filled with TELETUBBIES, DORA THE EXPLORER, DIEGO, POOH, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, BRATZ, and the worst of all…is that violet, gay dinosaur…named, BARNEY! “NO!! Curse you, big brother!” Sasuke yelled. Itachi just ignored Sasuke and took a CD.

“NO! ITACHI! NOT THAT ONE!” Naruto yelled.

Then Itachi played Sasuke’s most hated songs. The room was filled with TELETUBBIES’ THEME SONG!!

“NO! POR PABOR!!” Sasuke yelled, slamming his head on the floor.

Itachi just ignored Sasuke and opened the closet. After Itachi opened the closet…CLOWNS came out!!

“NOO!! HAVE MERCY!!” Sasuke cried out.

Then Sasuke woke up, sweating. He smirked and reached for the light switch. When he opened the lights…he was horrified to see a gigantic BARNEY stuffed toy…oh the horror!

(The next day)

“Sakura-chan, how is Sasuke?” Naruto asked, worried. “Based on my observation, I think he was traumatized by that large stuffed toy.” Sakura replied, pointing at the Barney stuffed toy. “OMG! ITS BARNEY!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!” Naruto shrieked, waking patients up. Sakura punched Naruto and Naruto rubbed his cheeks.

“Sigh…Sasuke has Kiddynomia…a sickness caused by seeing baby stuff.” Sakura said.

“It means…Itachi has made his move.” Naruto replied, looking at Sakura.

(Akatsuki Headquarters)

“Good torture start, Itachi-san.” Kisame said, noting the loss of one Barney stuffed toy. Itachi looked at the empty space where his beloved violet dinosaur stood. “Its time to move on.” Itachi said.

“End of Story”

Blackgal010: lol..this was made out of boredom..

Sasuke: WTF? I'm not scared of some dinosaur.

Itachi: Oh yeah? (shows Barney)



Sasuke: Review your face!!

Blackgal010: WHAT WAS THAT, SASUKE (shows fist)

Sasuke: nothing

Blackgal010: good.