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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Sasuke's Worst Fears

Author: blackgal010

Sasuke's worst fears

“Foolish little brother…I know what you’re scared of.” Itachi said, looking at Sasuke.

“Really, you foolish big brother? Tell me.” Sasuke dared.

“NOO!! ITACHI! Please…don’t…” Naruto pleaded.

Itachi took a radio and Sasuke smirked.

“You think a radio is gonna scare me?” Sasuke said, smirking.

Itachi shook his head. “Foolish little brother….you’re going to pee on your pants after the next 30 minutes.” Itachi said. Sasuke raised a brow and replied, ”Huh?” and then, Itachi opened the lights. “Fear the room, foolish little brother.” Itachi said. Sasuke shaked with fear and grief. The room was filled with TELETUBBIES, DORA THE EXPLORER, DIEGO, POOH, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, BRATZ, and the worst of all…is that violet, gay dinosaur…named, BARNEY! “NO!! Curse you, big brother!” Sasuke yelled. Itachi just ignored Sasuke and took a CD.

“NO! ITACHI! NOT THAT ONE!” Naruto yelled.

Then Itachi played Sasuke’s most hated songs. The room was filled with TELETUBBIES’ THEME SONG!!

“NO! POR PABOR!!” Sasuke yelled, slamming his head on the floor.

Itachi just ignored Sasuke and opened the closet. After Itachi opened the closet…CLOWNS came out!!

“NOO!! HAVE MERCY!!” Sasuke cried out.

Then Sasuke woke up, sweating. He smirked and reached for the light switch. When he opened the lights…he was horrified to see a gigantic BARNEY stuffed toy…oh the horror!

(The next day)

“Sakura-chan, how is Sasuke?” Naruto asked, worried. “Based on my observation, I think he was traumatized by that large stuffed toy.” Sakura replied, pointing at the Barney stuffed toy. “OMG! ITS BARNEY!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!” Naruto shrieked, waking patients up. Sakura punched Naruto and Naruto rubbed his cheeks.

“Sigh…Sasuke has Kiddynomia…a sickness caused by seeing baby stuff.” Sakura said.

“It means…Itachi has made his move.” Naruto replied, looking at Sakura.

(Akatsuki Headquarters)

“Good torture start, Itachi-san.” Kisame said, noting the loss of one Barney stuffed toy. Itachi looked at the empty space where his beloved violet dinosaur stood. “Its time to move on.” Itachi said.

“End of Story”

Blackgal010: lol..this was made out of boredom..

Sasuke: WTF? I'm not scared of some dinosaur.

Itachi: Oh yeah? (shows Barney)



Sasuke: Review your face!!

Blackgal010: WHAT WAS THAT, SASUKE (shows fist)

Sasuke: nothing

Blackgal010: good.

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