Fruit

Fruit

Author : Elle Q. Kaye

It was a busy day at the fruit market. Well, not really. It was about three in the afternoon and a freezing 10degrees Celsius or, you know, 50 Fahrenheit. Wherever you live.
"Watermelons! Om nom nom..."
"Naruto, don't eat that, you haven't paid for it."
"B-but, Kakashi-sensei...!"
"Come on, we're here to get some medicine for Sakura's cold. Going through the fruit market is just a short cut—"
"OH LOOK! ROCK MELONS! Om nom nom..."
"Let's go."
"Hey, is that Shikam—IT'S A PINEAPPLE! Om nom nom..."
"Come on!"
"I HAVEN'T HAD MANGOES IN AGES! Om nom nom..."
"Stop it. I know you can't afford these, so it means that I'm the one who's going to have to pay!"
"...Orraaanngesss. Om nom nom..."
Kakashi sighed and walked off without a regret.
"Kiwi! Om nom nom... Strawberries! OM NOM NO—Hey, where'd you go?"
~An hour later~
"Sorry about the delay, Sakura. Someone stopped fourteen and a half times to go to the toilet."
"Yeah, and someone kept yelling at me while I was trying to pee. Dude, you know I have to concentrate!"
"Umm...Well, thanks guys. I feel so much better with the soup and medicine. So how's life outside?"
"Freezing! But, you won't believe it, the fruit market is still open! AND IT'S FRUIT SEASON!"
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, watermelons, rock melons, pineapples, mangoes, oranges, kiwi fruit, strawberries and I think I might have seen raspberries!"
While Naruto was ticking the fruit off his fingers, he failed to notice Sakura cowering more and more. When he finally mentioned raspberries, she burst into tears and threw him out the window.
Kakashi looked at the Naruto shaped hole.
"Oh, would you look at the time? I think I ought to—Yep, I left my oven on—And I have to feed my cat. Hope you get better, Sakur—"
"SHANNAROOO!"
~Three stories below Sakura's apartment~
"Holy mother...What the hell?"
"Naruto, you deserve it."
"What? HOW?"
"Well, you know how sensitive Sakura is about the size of her breasts."
"SAKURA'S BREASTS! Om nom nom..."